Spoiler: Charlotte's Web: How it Really Happened
[18:02:38] <BenUrban> lol
[18:02:59] <pf2222> Dad: Oh, look, it's a runty pig.
[18:03:07] <pf2222> Fern: Well, go on and kill it then!
[18:03:10] <pf5234> Let's eat it!
[18:03:15] <pf2222> Dad: No way! It's not fair!
[18:03:46] <pf2222> Fern: Fine, you go and see how much fun you can have raising him.
[18:04:01] <pf2222> Dad: I'll just do that then.
[18:05:32] <pf2222> ~~~~~~~~~~
[18:05:32] <BenUrban> lol
[18:05:33] <pf2222> Dad: Wilbur's my best friend
[18:05:33] <pf2222> Fern: I hate Wilbur
[18:05:33] <pf2222> ~~~~~~~~~
[18:05:55] <pf2222> Fern: Why's that pig sitting at the table, eh?
[18:06:03] <pf2222> Dad: It's his birthday!
[18:06:16] <pf2222> Fern: I think he should go outside, where pigs belong.
[18:06:25] <pf2222> Dad: Fine.
[18:06:28] <pf2222> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[18:06:40] <pf2222> *Storm*
[18:06:52] <pf2222> *Wilbur runs inside*
[18:07:10] <pf2222> *..and into Fern's bed*
[18:07:15] <pf2222> Fern: Go away!
[18:07:30] <pf2222> Dad: But he's scared of the storm!
[18:07:39] <pf2222> Fern: Out!'
[18:07:46] <pf2222> *Wilbur goes out*
[18:07:50] <pf2222> ~~~~~~~~~~
[18:08:43] <pf2222> Fern: Wilbur has to be sold now. Let's send him down to Uncle Henry's!
[18:08:48] <pf2222> Dad:
[18:09:05] <pf2222> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[18:09:12] <pf2222> Wilbur:
[18:09:35] <pf2222> Goose: Hello, piggy piggy piggy.
[18:09:55] <pf2222> Wilbur: Oink
[18:10:43] <pf2222> Goose: You can talk talk talk, can't you? Go on, try try try!
[18:11:06] <pf2222> Wilbur: Wu-wu-wu-wi-wil-wilbur
[18:11:13] <pf2222> Goose: Very good.
[18:11:23] <pf2222> Wilbur: I can talk! I can talk!
[18:11:31] <pf2222> Goose: Yes, and?
[18:11:48] <pf2222> Wilbur: I can talk! Isn't it great! That I-
[18:12:13] <Zefz> ...
[18:12:26] <pf2222> Goose: (Thinking)I feel a song coming on... (Saying) Now shut up!
[18:12:33] <BenUrban> i'm sure someone will post this in chatlogs
[18:12:37] <pf2222> Wilbur: ...
[18:12:38] <pf2222> ?
[18:12:48] <pf2222> ~~~~~~~~
[18:13:40] * pf2222 confuseS?
[18:13:54] <BenUrban> please comtinue
[18:13:58] <BenUrban> *continue
[18:14:06] <pf2222> ok
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[18:16:51] <BenUrban> i think it's great so far
[18:16:58] <BenUrban> keep up the good work
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[18:18:21] <BenUrban> lol
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[18:25:18] <BenUrban> lol
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[18:27:56] <BenUrban_> what did i miss?
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[18:29:03] <pf2222> @ben: nothing, the last thing before ben_ came was you saying lol
[18:29:11] <BenUrban_> thx
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[18:31:30] <BenUrban_> ROFL
[18:32:07] <Zefz> latest revision
[18:32:21] <Zefz> Fixed the Lumpkins attacking you even while you were morphed
[18:32:25] <BenUrban_> \o/
[18:32:32] <BenUrban_> wondered about that
[18:32:43] <Zefz> And now they even forget you were their enemy after 30 seconds
[18:32:49] <BenUrban_> \o/
[18:33:40] <Zefz> I'm going to bed now cya all... thx for the help
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[18:33:48] <pf2222> Bye Zefz.
[18:33:52] <BenUrban_> good night
[18:34:08] <BenUrban_> ROFL
[18:34:19] <BenUrban_> i think i like the commercials better than the movie
[18:34:21] <pf5234> bye
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[18:37:40] <pf2222> Com. Announcer: Charlotte's Web: How it really happened is stupeed moovy. It just stupeed. They eben show dis commercial about it being stupeed during the show. How stupeed iz dat. IDI075
[18:38:03] <BenUrban_> lol
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[18:47:57] <pf2222> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[18:48:36] <pf2222> Wilbur: I want a friend.
[18:48:54] <pf2222> Charlotte: Look up here! Salutations!
[18:49:04] <pf2222> Wilbur: Hello there! Saluwhat?
[18:49:08] <pf2222> Charlotte
[18:49:21] <pf2222> Charlotte: Salutations!
[18:49:28] <pf2222> Wilbur: What's that mean?
[18:50:11] <pf2222> Charlotte: Salutations is my fancy way of saying "GOOD BYE WILBUR! What the old sheep says is only half right, because the humans aren't the ones going to kill you. I will!"
[18:50:23] <pf2222> Wilbur: Eh? The old sheep never said anything.
[18:51:05] <pf2222> Old sheep: Well, here's the truth: The humans are going to kill you in the winter when you're fat and make you into bacon and ham.
[18:51:09] <pf2222> Wilbur: Nooo!
[18:51:27] <pf2222> Charlotte: Yeees! Except I will kill you, and the humans get nothing.
[18:51:35] <pf2222> Wilbur: Evil.
[18:51:40] <pf2222> Charlotte:
[18:51:57] <pf2222> Goose: Bad spider.
[18:52:20] <pf2222> Charlotte: Now I will come down and get you.
[18:52:29] <pf2222> *Charlotte comes down*
[18:52:42] <pf2222> Templeton: Hey, what's going on? Where's that spider going?
[18:53:02] <pf2222> Goose: To get Wilbur...
[18:53:15] <pf5234> Templeton: WHOA! A TALKING GOOSEY!
[18:53:20] <pf2222> *Charlotte is about to go in the water barrel*
[18:54:16] <pf2222> Templeton: I did not say that. It was uh, the fly right behind me named Templeton. Anyway. Uh, so the spider's going.. heheheheh...
[18:54:23] <pf5234> And then, another spider appears! "My name is Charlotté"
[18:54:53] <pf2222> *Charlotte falls in the water barrel and Templeton bursts out laughing *
[18:55:07] <pf2222> Charlotte: OMGLOLWUTBBQ
[18:55:24] <pf2222> Templeton: !!!!
[18:55:36] <pf2222> Wilbur: This is getting to be a big mess...
[18:55:45] <pf5234> And then, a third spider appears! "My name is Charlottè"
[18:56:31] <pf2222> Goose: Wait, when did we learn that the spider's name was Charlotte anyway? And where are all these Charlottès coming from???
[18:56:35] <pf5234> Right here: "Charlotte: Look up here! Salutations!"
[18:56:45] <pf5234> To fill the goose
[18:56:56] <pf2222> Goose: Um, I don't read the script...
[18:57:17] <pf5234> *A wall of the barn suddenly breaks*
[18:57:21] <pf2222> *Uncle Henry enters the barn*
[18:57:38] <pf2222> Uncle Henry: What in the world is going on here:
[18:57:49] <pf2222> Goose: Uh...
[18:57:56] <pf2222> Templeton: I didn't do it.
[18:58:08] <pf2222> Uncle Henry: *speechless*
[18:58:22] <pf5234> Charlottè: "It all started with Charlotte!"
[18:58:42] <pf2222> Wilbur: Yeah! Has she drowned in that water barrel yet anyway?
[18:59:03] <pf5234> *cut to water barrel*
[18:59:04] <pf2222> Charlotte: Be quiet, stupid mouse!
[18:59:41] <pf5234> Goose: Maybe we should add some ~'s in here
[18:59:42] <pf2222> Templeton: I'm not a mouse, I'm a rat! Aren't I?
[19:00:06] <pf2222> Wilbur: But this is such an interesting plotline!
[19:00:22] <pf2222> *Fern enters the barn*
[19:00:26] <pf5234> *Aunt Em enters the barn*
[19:00:27] <pf2222> Fern: Stupid animals!
[19:00:46] <pf2222> Old Sheep: Stupid girl with a plant's name!
[19:00:56] <pf5234> Aunt Em: Toto, did you do this?
[19:01:01] <pf2222> Wilbur: Who?
[19:01:12] <pf2222> Goose: Who are you you you?
[19:01:46] <pf2222> Uncle Henry: I think I'll go take a nap..
[19:01:59] <pf5234> Aunt Em: I am Aunt Em, I am the husband of Uncle Henry
[19:02:36] <pf2222> Uncle Henry (before leaving the barn): You're no wi-
[19:02:45] <pf2222> Templeton: Husband?!?!?
[19:02:46] <pf5234> Aunt Em: And this is our daughter, Dorothy
[19:02:56] <pf5234> *Dorothy enters the barn*
[19:03:23] <pf2222> Goose: My goslings are hatching!
[19:03:59] <pf2222> Horse: Neeeeighhahahaa
[19:04:04] <pf5234> *Outside, there is a cyclone*
[19:04:24] <pf5234> *and it's coming toward the barn! :O*
[19:05:06] <pf2222> Charlotte: I'm stiiiill heeeereeee
[19:05:18] <pf5234> Cyclone: Nooooottttttttt aaaaaannnyyyyymoooooooore
[19:05:24] <pf2222> Templeton: And, your point is?
[19:05:57] <pf5234> *Suddenly, the cyclone picks up and takes the water barrel to Oz*
[19:06:13] <pf2222> Jeffery (the runty gosling): Woohoo party!
[19:06:31] <pf2222> Wilbur: That takes care of that. Good cyclone.
[19:07:00] <pf2222> Goose: Jeffery, that's a good idea!
[19:07:02] <pf5234> *The two other spiders disappear without anyone noticing*
[19:07:16] <pf2222> Old Sheep: Here we go again...
[19:07:28] <pf2222> Templeton: As long as there's food!
[19:07:38] <pf2222> Fern: You crazy animals!
[19:07:41] <pf5234> *Outside, there is another cyclone*
[19:07:51] <pf5234> *In it, there is some food*
[19:08:07] <pf2222> Horse: We forgot you were here, Fern. Now go away!
[19:08:39] <pf2222> Templeton: This is a good day. I can feel it.
[19:09:00] <pf5234> *The cyclone suddenly deposits the food onto Templeton*
[19:09:33] <pf2222> Dorothy: I think we're not in Kansas anymore..
[19:09:58] <pf2222> Auntie Em: We were in Kansas? What'd you do with Toto, anyway?
[19:10:22] <pf5234> Dorothy: I left him the that water barrel
[19:10:33] <pf2222> Gosling: Partey!
[19:10:44] <pf5234> *Dorothy: I left him in that water barrel
[19:10:54] <pf2222> Sheep: Poor Toto.
[19:11:32] <pf2222> Random Butterfly: Sailing for adventure on the deep blue wet sea...
[19:11:50] <pf5234> Charlotte (about 3 meters away): I CAN HEAR YOU PEOPLES!
[19:12:03] <pf2222> Wilbur: Lol..
[19:12:25] <pf5234> Charlotte: And I'm hungry for some butterfly
[19:12:40] <pf2222> Jeffery: No! Not the butterfly!
[19:12:49] <pf2222> Templeton: Yum, yum, yum.
[19:12:51] <pf5234> Charlotte: YES! MY BUTTERFLY!
[19:13:06] <pf5234> Charlotte: GIVE ME THE BUTTER FLY!
[19:13:13] <pf2222> Horse: You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread butterfly!
[19:13:26] <pf2222> Jeffery: Party party party!
[19:13:38] <pf2222> Goose: He must have a short attention span..
[19:14:00] <pf5234> *Toto runs the 3 meters and accidentally steps on a duckling*
[19:14:19] <pf2222> Duckling: Ouch!
[19:15:31] <pf2222> Wilbur: Ooh, ah, dance the Smarty pants ooh ah. Dance in Smarty pants!
[19:15:56] <pf2222> Goose: La, la, bamba!
[19:16:09] <pf2222> Fern: Why am I still here...?
[19:16:26] <pf2222> Old Sheep: Because you're crazy.
[19:16:47] <pf2222> Templeton: Annoying too. Go away. No party for you. You cannot stay.
[19:17:07] <pf2222> Horse: You have one, two, three...
[19:17:10] <pf5234> *meanwhile, a spider wraps Fern into a web*
[19:17:18] <pf2222> Fern: WTF!
[19:17:58] <pf2222> Jeffery: That's incorrect. The script says "WTF?"
[19:18:18] <pf2222> Gosling: Why're you reading the script?>
[19:18:21] <pf5234> Fern: Oh, my bad
[19:18:25] <pf5234> Let's try again
[19:18:46] <pf5234> *Time is shifted about 30 seconds*
[19:19:03] <pf2222> Fern: WTF?
[19:19:18] <pf5234> Jeffery: Much better!
[19:19:44] <pf2222> Horse: Do you have any fudge?
[19:20:02] <pf5234> *The cyclone drops some fudge on Horse*
[19:20:31] <pf2222> Old Sheep: Hey, I'm still playing Egoboo.
[19:20:46] <pf2222> Sheep: You have a compooter thing?
[19:20:55] <pf5234> *Suddenly, a curtain falls!*
[19:21:23] <pf2222> Wilbur: Pay no attention to the contraption behind the curtain..
[19:21:57] <pf2222> Fern: Oh noes, I'm late for dance class.
[19:22:06] <pf5234> *Suddenly, a curtain falls over the camera!*
[19:22:44] <pf2222> Templeton: What, are you a preeety ballerina girl with your pink tutu?
[19:22:48] <pf5234> ~~~ THE END ~~~ (for now)
[19:23:05] <pf2222> Jeffery: Aw ma.
[19:23:15] <pf2222> Wilbur: ?
[19:23:23] <pf5234> Director: CUT!
[19:23:23] <pf2222> Jeffery: Aw man.
[19:23:30] <pf2222> Wilbur: ^^^
[19:23:48] <pf2222> Jeffery: The director got in the way.
[19:23:54] <pf5234> now then, time to save to chatlogs
[19:24:01] <pf2222> Wilbur: Yeah, anyway, we're finished.
[19:24:17] <pf2222> ~~~ THE REAL END ~~~ (For now)