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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:04 pm
by Cimeries
Whohoo!
After getting stuck on floor 1 with a monk in Slash'em (Impossible to reach staircase) I decided I'd just hold space and fight random monsters, to see how long I can survive.
I was extremely pleased when one of them dropped a spell book, which are known to teleport you around randomly on occasion, hehehe...
That way I got to the exit of the first floor as a beefed up level 6 monk with tons of awesome equipment!
Needless to say I will probably be killed in the dumbest way possible very soon.
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:11 pm
by Shade
Oh yeah, the ways of NetHack (or Slash 'em, in this case)... If you ever happen to get lucky, you're pretty much ensured to die the absolutely most random and embarrasing way possible. You'll probably die to some random GWTWOD.
...I should play NetHack again.
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:04 pm
by Cimeries
Oh dear god I hate floating eyes...
22k points
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:07 pm
by penguinflyer2222
*Frightens Chainsaw*
(See my rank image?)
Bloogly ploogy blah z snorty hack cough wheesle /;m hnjlcv
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:14 pm
by Cimeries
*Screams like a little girl*
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:19 pm
by woodmouse
*screams like a car's door that has never been oiled, when it is opened*
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:21 pm
by Shade
Chainsaw wrote:Oh dear god I hate floating eyes...
22k points
22k points? Omg, nice job.
Yeah, they're annoying... Especially if you accidently run into one while stunned/confused.
@woodmouse: ...doors can scream? Omg.
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:26 pm
by penguinflyer2222
Chainsaw wrote:*Screams like a little girl*
*Is a little girl*
*Pokes everyone*
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:27 pm
by woodmouse
Clonkinator wrote:..doors can scream? Omg.
Yes, they do. If you don't oil them they start screaming. Anyway, this one is PURE FACT:
-Toilet can scream. Really, it's really scary when you are sitting and making a poo, and suddenly you hear a "screeeeeeech" under your butt...
It's really scary. Has it happened to anyone else?
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:30 pm
by Cimeries
woodmouse wrote:
Yes, they do. If you don't oil them they start screaming. Anyway, this one is PURE FACT:
-Toilet can scream. Really, it's really scary when you are sitting and making a poo, and suddenly you hear a "screeeeeeech" under your butt...
It's really scary. Has it happened to anyone else?
It would therefore be wise not to eat mandrake before attending the restroom.[/harrypotterrefference]
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:36 pm
by woodmouse
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Spam people, spam.
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:52 pm
by Cimeries
I just found TWO gravestones of deceased characters, in THE SAME ROOM! (Slash'em)
I'm so lucky today.
Edit: Did I mention how much I hate floating eyes?
Edit2:
Lol!
"Spellbooks" added to the list of things I don't trust anymore.
Bobcat Beetlejuice the Rogue, gangbanged to death on the 1st floor.
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:06 pm
by woodmouse
@Chainsaw: Your rank image is scary...
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:47 pm
by Shade
Chainsaw wrote:I just found TWO gravestones of deceased characters, in THE SAME ROOM! (Slash'em)
I'm so lucky today.
Lol... That never happened to me. However, I often managed to get killed by my own ghost.
Chainsaw wrote:Edit: Did I mention how much I hate floating eyes?
Lol yeah, you did. xP
Chainsaw wrote:Edit2:
Lol!
"Spellbooks" added to the list of things I don't trust anymore.
Bobcat Beetlejuice the Rogue, gangbanged to death on the 1st floor.
Omg lol... Usually when
I try to read a book, I just get blinded (and raped by grid bugs) for about 300 turns.
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:38 pm
by ShellShocker
woodmouse wrote:@Chainsaw: Your rank image is scary...
It's going to eat us, Woodmouse! Runaway!