The totally bestest thread ever (for random stuff)

Cimeries · Post by **Cimeries** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:15 pm

What is the sound of one hand clapping?
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Is it anything like the sound of one hand clapping?

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:33 pm

a) Depends on what you're hitting it against.
b) Yes, it does make a sound. It just reaches no-one's ears, if you will assume the animals under the dirt are deaf.
But, something to be pondered, quite so.

PurpleSquerkle · Post by **PurpleSquerkle** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:01 pm

Cimeries wrote:What is the sound of one hand clapping?
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Is it anything like the sound of one hand clapping?

Good; I shall add these to my list.

Anybody else have something?

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:33 pm

New Elmo theory: Elmo is a hat who married Hitler's zombie.
New! Lightbulb Juice: 65% alcolol, 39% lightbulbs, and 1% cookies.

Questions:
Would it be possible to make a cloud by heating a bunch of water outside?
Would the previous set some record?
Why did it have to start snowing right after I got to school?
Will I win the geography bee?
What color is your hair?
Will my reading teacher notice me and 5234 drew on my homework?
Why am I making up these random questions?
Will it be a white Christmas?
How do you get a chicken, cow, wolf, goat, wheat, grass, and cabbage across a river in a boat that only holds one besides yourself?

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:21 am

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I know the answer.
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Seanbot · Post by **Seanbot** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:32 am

What the hell is a woodchuck anyway?

Cimeries · Post by **Cimeries** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:08 am

A woodchuck is a chuck who may or may not chuck wood.

PurpleSquerkle · Post by **PurpleSquerkle** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:15 pm

penguinflyer2222 wrote: Questions:
Would it be possible to make a cloud by heating a bunch of water outside?
Would the previous set some record?
Why did it have to start snowing right after I got to school?
Will I win the geography bee?
What color is your hair?
Will my reading teacher notice me and 5234 drew on my homework?
Why am I making up these random questions?
Will it be a white Christmas?
How do you get a chicken, cow, wolf, goat, wheat, grass, and cabbage across a river in a boat that only holds one besides yourself?

I'm not sure I'll use all of these (that's a lot of questions!), but thanks.

...Oh, and I would prefer to have a first name and last initial, as that is the format I'm using for attributing all the other questions I have gotten.
I guess I know most of yours, but if I don't and you never get me one, I'll just pick a random letter.

Cimeries · Post by **Cimeries** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:19 pm

Ben .W. it is then.

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:47 am

Agent of Dread wrote:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I know the answer.
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

One equals one equals one.

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:32 pm

Anonu M., then.

*are bes anonymus, anonymouse, anonumus, or anonumouse*

PurpleSquerkle · Post by **PurpleSquerkle** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:31 pm

Cimeries wrote:Ben .W. it is then.

Well, I know your full name already.
Now I can find out WHERE YOU LIVE AND STEAL YOUR IDENTITY! Mwahaha.
...Except there are like a billion of you in the world, I'll bet.

There's only one of me. So it's probably pretty easy to find out where I live.

...That and every time I log on to IRC it tells you more or less exactly where I live.

Cimeries · Post by **Cimeries** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:45 pm

Woot I have a history test in exactedly 8 hours (it is now almost 1 AM over here) and I haven't studied.

Seanbot · Post by **Seanbot** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:46 pm

Quickly! Do the foxtrot!

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:04 am

Cimeries wrote:Woot I have a history test in exactedly 8 hours (it is now almost 1 AM over here) and I haven't studied.

Just remember: WWI comes BEFORE WWII!