Kill the person above you!

[Agent of Dread]

It'd probably just take the rest of the person with them to the past, assuming the universe has curvature.

*Starts a Spiderman thread on Maxaxle's face*
(4chan thing. My friend is a regular.)

[octagon]

*chronotriggers AoD, who is killed by very selective and arbitrary usage of time travel physics*

As a side note, the active volcano guys were also those who coined the word "swampface" as an insult. I occasionally find myself using it for some reason

[Maxaxle]

*puts Octagon in the Timecrowave*
http://www.watchmojo.com/tv/Hulu/NBC/50056486/

[octagon]

*charges his attack up to the available system limit and blows away Maxaxle in a single hit*
(Wait, that reference was obscure. I bet you haven't read Kid Radd...)

[penguinflyer5234]

(Yeah Maxaxle, not everyone lives in the US. Most of us cannot watch Hulu.)

*kills octagon with a blunt butter knife*

[woodmouse]

*decapitates pf5234 with a rubber duck*

[Agent of Dread]

*Traps woodmouse in a logic error*

[Maxaxle]

(Yeah Maxaxle, not everyone lives in the US. Most of us cannot watch Hulu.)

Aw crap, I didn't know about their country restrictions or whatever.

*error in Traps a logic AoD*

AM CLEVER! I SO

[Agent of Dread]

*Sprecht Deutsch zum Maxaxle*

[octagon]

*korrigiert AoD und spricht Deutsch mit ihm*

[Agent of Dread]

I am a learning student, sue me.
*Has the Seven Stakes of Purgatory gouge octagon*

[octagon]

*uses an undead-reviving spell on AoD, who dies instantly, since he isn't undead*

[Shade]

*stomps octagon like a goomba*

[octagon]

*stomps Shade like a goomba*
(as if I was a goomba dropping on his head, not as if he was a goomba.)

[Shade]

*opens octagon.dat and sets "HP" to 0*