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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:11 pm
by octagon
*Octagon is so proud about being associated with TVTropes that he explodes, burninating AoD*

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:27 pm
by Maxaxle
Hey Octagon, guess what?
DEATH BY TVTROPES.

*forces Octagon to read TVTropes until his brain turns to mush, killing him*

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:41 pm
by octagon
*gives a copy of "Plants vs Zombies" to Maxaxle, who starves because of wanting to play Just One More Level*

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:00 pm
by Maxaxle
*gives Octagon a copy of Deus Ex, who starves to death because the game is so long and difficult (though not impossible), even on Normal*

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:30 am
by Agent of Dread
*Gives Maxaxle a copy of Monster Bash and watches his brain melt because DOS games don't support uber-realistic 3D graphics and unfun gameplay*

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:34 am
by Maxaxle
Agent of Dread wrote:*Gives Maxaxle a copy of Monster Bash and watches his brain melt because DOS games don't support uber-realistic 3D graphics and unfun gameplay*
See: Goldeneye. That has semi-decent graphics, which were much better in its day, and the gameplay is EPICLY AWESOME. Same with Deus Ex.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:48 am
by Agent of Dread
I don't like Goldeneye much. People walk too slow.

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:16 am
by Maxaxle
*nails AoD in the face with the Golden Gun*
Yeah, well...the N64 can only handle so much. The game strains the console as-is...

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:02 am
by Agent of Dread
*Sics an angry shopkeeper on Maxaxle*

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:05 am
by Shade
*shoots down an UFO near AoD*
BOOM.
Whoops. Didn't see ya there, bud.

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:09 am
by Agent of Dread
*a

Meanie, rub it in where it hurts why don'tcha. :P
*Yetirolls Clonk*

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:16 am
by penguinflyer5234
*Rolls up AoD into a katamari and creates a star*

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:22 am
by Shade
Agent of Dread wrote:*a
Why, it's "an unidentified flying object". :o

*transforms pf5234 into a madam's favorite rawwork cheap bed and has his pet eat it*

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:26 am
by penguinflyer5234
but it is a UFO. English is weird like that.

*deletes Clonkinator's records of birth and such*

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:02 am
by Shade
'kay, whatever. :?

*summons the Gnome With The Wand Of Death next to pf5234 and waits a turn*