Kill the person above you!

octagon · Post by **octagon** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:55 pm

*puts Seanbot into sleep with a spell and then lets a lichen touch him to death*
(Why are there no lichens in Egoboo?)

Post by **penguinflyer5234** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:35 pm

*the anvil from

falls on octagon, killing him in 13 hours.*

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:02 pm

@octo: Because Egoboo isn't NetHack.
*Throws a Dalek Ship 'Crucible' at a Dalek Ship 'Crucible' paradoxically.*

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:17 am

*Stabs PF2 with a hammer and crushes her with a knife, causing her head to explode from confusion*

Seanbot · Post by **Seanbot** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:02 am

*Pants! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Trouser-parts.svg *
Everyone takes a billion stupid damage.

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:17 pm

Seanbot wrote:*Pants! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Trouser-parts.svg *
Everyone takes a billion stupid damage.

I CAN FEEL MY BRAIN MELTING FROM MY SKULL.

Wait! I know something that can protect me!
*puts on nerdy glasses and cracks open a college-level physics book*
*calculates the trajectory of a meteor that will pass the Earth but not hit it*
*catapults Seanbot into said trajectory so that it kills him*

Post by **penguinflyer5234** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:33 pm

Oops, the earth moved onto the said trajectory and the comet hits Maxaxle with a golf-sized thunk.

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:49 pm

"FORE!" *5234 is hit on the head with a golf ball.*

You can crush with a knife, but stabbing with a hammer no. And.. golf-sized? xD

octagon · Post by **octagon** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:44 am

Cimeries wrote:"Maxaxle, you ARE the demons!"
And then Maxaxle was a zombie.

That "being killed by demons" song should be the soundtrack of the Wizard Starter^^... although "being murked by mephits" would be more precise.
*casually slices 2222 with a towel*

Seanbot · Post by **Seanbot** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:26 am

*Throws piping hot Micorwave pie at Octagon*
Scalding meat damage!

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:14 am

*Impales Sean on a frozen cabbage*
Freezing veggie damage!

Seanbot · Post by **Seanbot** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:54 am

*Impales Maxaxle on a frozen tomato*
Freezing fruit damage!

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:47 am

*Teaches Seanbot how to swallow swords*
*stops teaching how to take sword from throat*
*leaves Seanbot to die from choking on own blood*

octagon · Post by **octagon** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:33 am

*gives Maxaxle a lethal shock with an electric plum*
Frizzling fruit damage!

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:38 am

*Sings 'Violent Pornography' by System of a Down*
octagon asplodes!