Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:45 pm
*Kills aleco with the millions of people who do*
But I never contributed what I thought!
*Zombifies AoD, then kills him with disenchant*
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:48 pm
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:54 pm
Doesn't mean there aren't traitors. 
*Pours gasoline all over aleco and begins taunting him with fireballs*
*Pours gasoline all over aleco and begins taunting him with fireballs*
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:56 pm
Sounds like Charr...
*Rekills Charr with the greed-killer attack*
*Rekills Charr with the greed-killer attack*
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:50 am
Hey, characters can't all be superheroes who do everything right. I'm trying to stay in character. Besides, I wanna level up. 
*Post count goes up by one*
*Agent of Dread's posts are now the exact number higher than aleco's which will trigger aleco's imminent death*
*Post count goes up by one*
*Agent of Dread's posts are now the exact number higher than aleco's which will trigger aleco's imminent death*
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:25 pm
*Takes AoD's scythe*
*sharpens the end of the handle*
*impales AoD on it*
*sharpens the end of the handle*
*impales AoD on it*
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:48 am
*Takes Maxaxle*
*Sharpens the... Oh, wait.*
*You dead.*
*Sharpens the... Oh, wait.*
*You dead.*
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:58 pm
...!?
*respawns like everyone else*
*runs away*
1 hour later...
[something large hurtles towards the ground...a capital ship!]
*Maxaxle falls slowly to the ground in an escape pod*
*respawns like everyone else*
*runs away*
1 hour later...
[something large hurtles towards the ground...a capital ship!]
*Maxaxle falls slowly to the ground in an escape pod*
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:19 pm
"Open Fire!!!"
Ten trained gunmen, lead by aleco, shoot down the escape pod.
Ten trained gunmen, lead by aleco, shoot down the escape pod.
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:03 pm
*Sends one trained Ninja to backstab aleco.*
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:23 pm
1. It's soulfu.
2. You're using a short sword, not a dagger.
3. I have 50 dexterity- I jump behind you, then shoot 10 arrows into your back.
2. You're using a short sword, not a dagger.
3. I have 50 dexterity- I jump behind you, then shoot 10 arrows into your back.
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:32 pm
1. The world has transformed into NetHack after you shot me with your arrows.
2. I had on an amulet of lifesaving.
3. My short sword is now a dagger.
4. *stab*
2. I had on an amulet of lifesaving.
3. My short sword is now a dagger.
4. *stab*
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:46 pm
It's egoboo! I have a base defense of 200, and the base defense shift for stab attacks is 3. 
I pull out a modified slash damage cinquedea, then stab you to death.
I pull out a modified slash damage cinquedea, then stab you to death.
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:48 pm
It's Zork! It's dark in here! You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
You ARE eaten by a grue!
You ARE eaten by a grue!
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:33 pm
It's a PnP! You are likely to be killed by an adventuring party.
You ARE killed by an adventuring party!
You ARE killed by an adventuring party!