(10:57:59 AM) Lord_Effit: I SAY, IT'S COSTUME PARTY TIME
(10:57:59 AM) Queen_pf5234: you are a jack :/
(10:58:13 AM) You are now known as Jack_Effit
(10:58:22 AM) Jack_Effit: I AM TEH PLAYING CARD
(10:58:27 AM) Queen_pf5234: ChanServ can't change his name
(10:58:34 AM) Queen_pf5234: He's my knight
(10:58:36 AM) Jack_Effit: Peasant_ChanServ
(10:58:43 AM) pf2222: ok
(10:58:50 AM) Queen_pf5234: 2222 is the princess
(10:58:56 AM) pf2222: Stars and Stripes 4EVER
(10:58:57 AM) Queen_pf5234: Sean is the treasurer
(10:59:04 AM) Jack_Effit: if i slay the dragon, i get the princess right?
(10:59:19 AM) pf2222 is now known as Princess
(10:59:23 AM) BenUrban: oh crap who's the dragon?
(10:59:27 AM) Princess: oops
(10:59:41 AM) Princess is now known as Princess_pf2222
(10:59:44 AM) Princess_pf2222: waah
(10:59:49 AM) Princess_pf2222: it didn't like my + sign at the end
(11:00:15 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 saves something
(11:00:17 AM) Queen_pf5234: Seko?
(11:00:17 AM) Jack_Effit: MIRRER MIRRER ON TEH WALL
(11:00:17 AM) BenUrban:
(11:00:26 AM) Jack_Effit: AM I COOL
(11:00:34 AM) Queen_pf5234: shadowmaster is the lord
(11:00:40 AM) BenUrban: OR WILL U FALL
(11:00:49 AM) Queen_pf5234: and unn is a peasant.
(11:00:49 AM) BenUrban:
(11:00:56 AM) BenUrban: pleasant peasant?
(11:00:59 AM) Princess_pf2222: LOAD ALREADY
(11:01:01 AM) BenUrban: or peasant pheasant
(11:01:08 AM) Princess_pf2222: I command you
(11:01:13 AM) Queen_pf5234: Seko is the dragon
(11:01:18 AM) BenUrban: and who am i?
(11:01:21 AM) Seanbotv20 is now known as Treasurer_Seanbo
(11:01:23 AM) Queen_pf5234: since you hate him so much Effit: P
(11:01:26 AM) Queen_pf5234: the Jester
(11:01:27 AM) Jack_Effit: raaaage
(11:01:30 AM) BenUrban: oh, right
(11:01:48 AM) Princess_pf2222: Seanbo's an awesome name.
(11:01:53 AM) BenUrban: lol indeed
(11:02:11 AM) Treasurer_Seanbo: this is not coolbeans
(11:02:18 AM) Princess_pf2222: So be kind to your fine feathered friends
(11:02:28 AM) BenUrban: yes milady
(11:02:38 AM) Princess_pf2222: Okay now I have awesome soundtrack to costume parteh.
(11:02:45 AM) Jack_Effit: SHOPPING.OGG
(11:02:52 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 approves
(11:02:52 AM) Princess_pf2222: lol
(11:02:55 AM) BenUrban: lol
(11:02:55 AM) Princess_pf2222: you can have that
(11:03:01 AM) Princess_pf2222: that'd be cool too
(11:03:14 AM) Princess_pf2222: I'm listening to Stars and Stripes Forever though
(11:03:24 AM) Jack_Effit: ben must nickchangw
(11:03:28 AM) Queen_pf5234: DEEEEEEEEEEE-NIED!
(11:03:36 AM) BenUrban: *sigh* if i must
(11:03:41 AM) Princess_pf2222: yay flutes
(11:03:42 AM) BenUrban is now known as Jester_Ben
(11:04:03 AM) Princess_pf2222: PLAY THE FUNKY FLUTE MR. WHITE BOOOY
(11:04:05 AM) Princess_pf2222: lol
(11:04:20 AM) Princess_pf2222: [/obscure song reference.]
(11:04:20 AM) Jester_Ben: I AM JESTER_BEN, THE DAY BEFORE TO_BEN
(11:04:25 AM) Treasurer_Seanbo is now known as Treasurer_Tonsus
(11:04:27 AM) Princess_pf2222: _Ben_
(11:04:36 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: TAXES!
(11:04:38 AM) Princess_pf2222: Tonus?
(11:04:41 AM) Princess_pf2222: *Tonsus?
(11:04:43 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: Tax colleeeeeeector
(11:04:51 AM) Queen_pf5234: I'm immune to taxes
(11:04:54 AM) Princess_pf2222: Why doth you changeth thy lovely name
(11:04:57 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: Tonsus is the perfect passive particicple of the latin word to shear
(11:05:19 AM) Princess_pf2222: Tonsus, go collect taxes. I'm not rich enough today.
(11:05:32 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: Tax Colleeeector
(11:05:38 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: Oh no minotaur!
(11:05:44 AM) ***Treasurer_Tonsus is minotaured
(11:05:48 AM) Jack_Effit: what does the jack do
(11:05:53 AM) Jester_Ben: taurball?
(11:05:56 AM) Princess_pf2222: unh-uh, mister wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilson
(11:06:01 AM) Princess_pf2222: if you don't want to pay some more
(11:06:08 AM) Princess_pf2222: unh-uh, mister heath
(11:06:10 AM) You are now known as Gordon_Freeman
(11:06:14 AM) Gordon_Freeman: I'M COOLER THAN YOU ALL
(11:06:16 AM) Queen_pf5234: "Jack is an archetypal English hero and stock character appearing in legends, fairy tales, and nursery rhymes, generally portrayed as a young adult. Unlike moralizing fairy heroes, Jack is often portrayed as lazy or foolish, but through the use of cleverness and tricks he usually emerges triumphant."
(11:06:19 AM) Princess_pf2222: OH YEAH?
(11:06:23 AM) Gordon_Freeman: YEAH
(11:06:30 AM) Princess_pf2222: /nick ...
(11:06:32 AM) Gordon_Freeman: BECAUSE I'M A NERD AND I SAVED THE WORLD A MILLION TIME
(11:06:33 AM) Gordon_Freeman: S
(11:06:38 AM) Princess_pf2222: ohcrapwhat'shisname
(11:06:42 AM) Princess_pf2222 is now known as Chuck1
(11:06:45 AM) Gordon_Freeman: osht
(11:06:47 AM) Chuck1 is now known as Chuck_Norris
(11:06:54 AM) Chuck_Norris: HAAAAAAAA!
(11:07:01 AM) Gordon_Freeman: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME MY DEAR
(11:07:01 AM) Chuck_Norris: ...
(11:07:08 AM) Chuck_Norris is now known as Princess_pf2222
(11:07:18 AM) Princess_pf2222: song needs to loop
(11:07:22 AM) ***Gordon_Freeman hits you all with gravity gun
(11:07:28 AM) You are now known as Jack_Effit
(11:07:31 AM) Princess_pf2222: You just lost the game.
(11:07:43 AM) Jack_Effit: no
(11:07:44 AM) Princess_pf2222: You just experienced Godwin's Law. HITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
(11:07:51 AM) Jack_Effit: Hiter?
(11:07:55 AM) Princess_pf2222: ohcrap I mispelled XD
(11:07:58 AM) Jester_Ben: lol
(11:08:02 AM) Princess_pf2222: ..
(11:08:05 AM) Princess_pf2222: Misspelled
(11:08:23 AM) Princess_pf2222: Hitler
(11:08:26 AM) Jack_Effit: Hilt
(11:08:30 AM) Jack_Effit: OF MAH SWORD
(11:08:37 AM) Princess_pf2222: Halt
(11:08:38 AM) ***Jack_Effit chops up the jester
(11:08:40 AM) Princess_pf2222: BY MY WORD
(11:08:56 AM) Jack_Effit: but i got it AT THE royal auction
(11:09:01 AM) Princess_pf2222: So
(11:09:06 AM) Jester_Ben: ow
(11:09:11 AM) Princess_pf2222: That doesn't mean you can chop up my servants with it
(11:09:18 AM) Jack_Effit: but he looked funny
(11:09:19 AM) Queen_pf5234: ...since when was there a royal auction
(11:09:21 AM) Jack_Effit: so i poked him
(11:09:25 AM) Princess_pf2222: kik
(11:09:27 AM) Jack_Effit: ...with a sword
(11:09:29 AM) Princess_pf2222: *lol
(11:09:36 AM) Jack_Effit: you ever seen yukari making fun of chiyo?
(11:09:40 AM) Jack_Effit: that sort of thing
(11:09:40 AM) Princess_pf2222: THE SONG IS SO DRAMATIC
(11:09:41 AM) Jester_Ben: don't to that again, please
(11:09:58 AM) Jester_Ben: *do*
(11:10:06 AM) ***Jack_Effit dropkicks the jester instead
(11:10:24 AM) Jester_Ben: oof
(11:10:38 AM) Jack_Effit: HELP ME
(11:10:38 AM) Jester_Ben: my queen!
(11:10:42 AM) Jack_Effit: MY COUSIN IS WATCHING ME
(11:10:48 AM) Jack_Effit: HE'S GOING TO LIIIIIIIIICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(11:10:49 AM) Jester_Ben: the jack is picking on me!
(11:10:49 AM) Jester_Ben: WAAAAH
(11:10:52 AM) Jester_Ben: ...lol
(11:11:04 AM) Queen_pf5234: why can't we get along in this royal palace :/
(11:11:09 AM) Princess_pf2222: ..performed by Sousa's Band for Edison Records in November 1909. This is proof of my royalty.
(11:11:13 AM) Jack_Effit: BECAUSE MY COUSIN IS WATCHING ME
(11:11:22 AM) Jester_Ben: what's his name?
(11:11:28 AM) Princess_pf2222: I can haz cousin banish from KingDom
(11:11:29 AM) Jack_Effit: thanks ben
(11:11:31 AM) Jack_Effit: joo be pal
(11:11:39 AM) ***Jack_Effit buys the jester some new limbs
(11:11:40 AM) Jester_Ben: ?
(11:11:45 AM) Jester_Ben: yay ty
(11:11:49 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 banishes the cousin per the princess's wishes...
(11:11:57 AM) ***Jester_Ben notes that they are mismatched
(11:11:59 AM) Princess_pf2222: TONSUS!
(11:12:03 AM) ***Jester_Ben walks around on two left feet
(11:12:08 AM) Princess_pf2222: Tonsus please turn on repeat
(11:12:08 AM) Jester_Ben: with all thumbs
(11:12:08 AM) Jack_Effit: DANCE JESTER
(11:12:10 AM) Jack_Effit: DANCE
(11:12:16 AM) ***Jester_Ben fails to dance
(11:12:27 AM) Princess_pf2222: Dance baby dance
(11:12:28 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 whips the Jester
(11:12:33 AM) ***Jester_Ben ows
(11:12:35 AM) Princess_pf2222: Dance like you on FYAAR
(11:12:38 AM) ***Jack_Effit gives you two bits for an ale.
(11:12:48 AM) Princess_pf2222: ™©®ⓀⓆØ All rights reversed. All wrongs reversed.
(11:13:03 AM) Jack_Effit: NO ONE GET REFERAAAANCE?
(11:13:06 AM) Princess_pf2222: Such is the insignia of the Princess.
(11:13:13 AM) Jester_Ben: i get it
(11:13:20 AM) Princess_pf2222: I've heard that before..
(11:13:21 AM) Jester_Ben: i haz moneys tho
(11:13:22 AM) Jack_Effit: yeah but you get like everything
(11:13:25 AM) Queen_pf5234: I don't think I do
(11:13:25 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: I'm alive aain
(11:13:28 AM) Jester_Ben: ...
(11:13:29 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: I got respawned
(11:13:32 AM) Jester_Ben: when chat with priest
(11:13:35 AM) Jester_Ben: and haz no moneys
(11:13:39 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: Now keep a paladin on me this time
(11:13:42 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: speaking of which
(11:13:43 AM) Princess_pf2222: ohyeah
(11:13:43 AM) Jester_Ben: priest gives two bits for an ale
(11:13:46 AM) Jack_Effit: and priest gives you two moneys
(11:13:47 AM) ***Treasurer_Tonsus installs majesty
(11:13:55 AM) Jack_Effit: CAN I BE THE PALADIN
(11:13:58 AM) Princess_pf2222: that's the two bits, foo.
(11:14:08 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: do you hae a temple of Dauros?
(11:14:09 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 paladinizes the jack
(11:14:16 AM) You are now known as Paladin_Effit
(11:14:23 AM) ***Paladin_Effit wields a sword and rides a horse
(11:14:28 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: no horse
(11:14:33 AM) Paladin_Effit: oh, right
(11:14:37 AM) Paladin_Effit: no government funding
(11:14:39 AM) Princess_pf2222: OMFG JACK THE JACK IS NO LONGER JACK
(11:14:39 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: but you do get to say praise Dauros a lot
(11:14:46 AM) Paladin_Effit: praise Duaros!
(11:14:51 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: and dot he sheild of ligth spel
(11:14:54 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: eeeooo eooo
(11:14:57 AM) Princess_pf2222: que the dramatic part of music
(11:14:59 AM) Dragon_Seko [~445f9798@gateway/web/freenode/x-bhunrnfqkmztlijf] entered the room.
(11:15:02 AM) Paladin_Effit: HI
(11:15:04 AM) Princess_pf2222: OMFG DIE
(11:15:06 AM) Princess_pf2222: IT
(11:15:07 AM) Jester_Ben: HAI
(11:15:07 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: oh noez a dragon
(11:15:07 AM) Princess_pf2222: WILL
(11:15:09 AM) ***Paladin_Effit slays Dragon_Seko
(11:15:10 AM) Princess_pf2222: KILL MEEEEEEEE
(11:15:14 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: slay it palladin Effit!
(11:15:15 AM) Princess_pf2222: and steal my rich--
(11:15:18 AM) Paladin_Effit: FOR THE QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
(11:15:19 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: oh okay
(11:15:19 AM) Princess_pf2222: oh.
(11:15:21 AM) Princess_pf2222: thanks.
(11:15:22 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: you're done
(11:15:25 AM) Dragon_Seko left the room (Kicked by Paladin_Effit (Dragon_Seko)).
(11:15:26 AM) Queen_pf5234: you're supposed to wait for the kidnapping
(11:15:34 AM) Jester_Ben: ...lawl
(11:15:35 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: nwo you have to pay dragon slaying tax
(11:15:40 AM) Paladin_Effit: D:
(11:15:46 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: what
(11:15:47 AM) Jester_Ben: hahaha
(11:15:48 AM) Princess_pf2222: TAX FOR THE KILL, TONSUS
(11:15:49 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: they're endangered
(11:15:54 AM) ***Paladin_Effit gives Treasurer_Tonsus two bits for an ale
(11:16:02 AM) Dragon_Seko [~445f9798@gateway/web/freenode/x-bhunrnfqkmztlijf] entered the room.
(11:16:05 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: why is that in red?
(11:16:06 AM) ***Dragon_Seko kidnaps the Princess!
(11:16:09 AM) Paladin_Effit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
(11:16:14 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 forbids Tonsus from giving Pal--
(11:16:15 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: oh noez
(11:16:21 AM) Princess_pf2222: AAAAAAAAAGH NOT THE FATTY DRAGON
(11:16:22 AM) ***Dragon_Seko runs to a tower far aways
(11:16:26 AM) Princess_pf2222: HE'S RUINING MY CLOTHES
(11:16:32 AM) ***Paladin_Effit steals the queen's best horse
(11:16:34 AM) Queen_pf5234: oh woe is us!
(11:16:35 AM) ***Treasurer_Tonsus puts bounty on dragon
(11:16:38 AM) Paladin_Effit: I WILL SAEV JOO PRINCESS
(11:16:40 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: 2000 bits!
(11:16:54 AM) ***Paladin_Effit rides through scorching winds and icy deserts
(11:16:55 AM) Princess_pf2222: AHEEEEEEEEE SAVFE ME BRAVE MAIDENS
(11:16:55 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 changes the currency to nickels
(11:16:55 AM) Paladin_Effit: i mean
(11:16:56 AM) Paladin_Effit: um
(11:17:07 AM) ***Paladin_Effit gets to the tower
(11:17:07 AM) Dragon_Seko: hmm
(11:17:09 AM) Jester_Ben: paladin, the tower is the other way
(11:17:10 AM) Princess_pf2222: Ugh.
(11:17:18 AM) Dragon_Seko: what would taste great with princess
(11:17:18 AM) Princess_pf2222: I still have to push the play button.
(11:17:20 AM) Paladin_Effit: PRINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
(11:17:22 AM) Princess_pf2222: What lousy service.
(11:17:24 AM) Paladin_Effit: WHERE ARE YOU
(11:17:31 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: grah
(11:17:32 AM) Dragon_Seko: I know!
(11:17:35 AM) Paladin_Effit: i need some princes to have
(11:17:38 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: I puta bounty on him
(11:17:41 AM) Princess_pf2222: FOLLOW THE SOUNDS OF SOUSA
(11:17:44 AM) Dragon_Seko: paladin tastes good with princess!
(11:17:45 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: follow the giant bounty flag
(11:17:49 AM) ***Paladin_Effit follows the sounds of sousa
(11:17:52 AM) Paladin_Effit: HELLO PRINCESS
(11:17:54 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: it's like sticking out of his brain
(11:18:03 AM) ***Dragon_Seko appears out of nowhere!
(11:18:06 AM) Princess_pf2222: ..John Philp Sousa, to be exact.
(11:18:10 AM) ***Paladin_Effit draws the Mana Sword!
(11:18:18 AM) ***Dragon_Seko draws the Princess!
(11:18:27 AM) ***Treasurer_Tonsus draws up tax returns forms
(11:18:29 AM) Princess_pf2222: Not some stupid ol' George Mannning Sousa or Bill Ferny Sousa.
(11:18:53 AM) ***Dragon_Seko hits Effit with the Princess 500 times!
(11:18:53 AM) Princess_pf2222: Oh! The brave hero-man is killing the Dragon!
(11:18:54 AM) ***Treasurer_Tonsus senses a great disturbance in blic decency
(11:19:08 AM) Princess_pf2222: Ow! The dragon is strongf!
(11:19:11 AM) ***Paladin_Effit draws a caricature of the dragon
(11:19:21 AM) Paladin_Effit: Dragon_Seko doubles over in laughter!
(11:19:27 AM) ***Paladin_Effit rends its head
(11:19:38 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: ka ching
(11:19:41 AM) ***Dragon_Seko floats to heaven...with the princess
(11:19:44 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 dramatically paused the music.
(11:19:44 AM) Paladin_Effit: WHAT
(11:19:46 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: Paladin_Effit acheives bounty
(11:19:50 AM) ***Paladin_Effit ascends to teh astral plane
(11:19:54 AM) Paladin_Effit: GIMME BACK MY PRINCESS
(11:20:02 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: You must pay ascension tax
(11:20:11 AM) ***Paladin_Effit hands over two more bits for an ale
(11:20:15 AM) Princess_pf2222: y-ay ma-rc-hi-ng mu-si-c
(11:20:17 AM) Dragon_Seko: damn keyboard
(11:20:20 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: tax colleeeeetoc
(11:20:34 AM) ***Dragon_Seko ascends to hell
(11:20:35 AM) ***Paladin_Effit slays the dragonspirit
(11:21:06 AM) ***Dragon_Seko sends the princess back to her queen
(11:21:08 AM) Princess_pf2222: I misread as dragonspit
(11:21:21 AM) ***Paladin_Effit deascends to the mortal realm
(11:21:26 AM) Dragon_Seko left the room (quit: Quit: bye bye....).
(11:21:32 AM) Paladin_Effit: MY PRINCESS, I HATH SAEVED JOO
(11:21:36 AM) Princess_pf2222: The term is descends, smart one.
(11:21:41 AM) Princess_pf2222: ..
(11:21:43 AM) Paladin_Effit: well duh
(11:21:43 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 pushes play.
(11:21:57 AM) Princess_pf2222: oh and thanks for saving me brave lady
(11:22:09 AM) Jester_Ben: ...lawl
(11:22:12 AM) Paladin_Effit: my greatest hono-HEY WAIT A MINUTE
(11:22:21 AM) Paladin_Effit: does that still mean i get the princess?
(11:22:24 AM) Queen_pf5234: It was an honor
(11:22:30 AM) Jester_Ben: honour
(11:22:31 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: ou must pay descension tax
(11:22:39 AM) ***Paladin_Effit forks over half the bounty
(11:22:46 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: taxes!
(11:22:48 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: I am the winner
(11:22:49 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 slaps the jester across the face
(11:22:49 AM) Princess_pf2222: He ain't paying you descension taz
(11:22:50 AM) Princess_pf2222: *taz
(11:22:52 AM) Princess_pf2222: *tax
(11:22:57 AM) Paladin_Effit: i'm a man?
(11:23:03 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: apparently
(11:23:04 AM) Paladin_Effit: make up your mind, my liege
(11:23:05 AM) ***Jester_Ben jests
(11:23:05 AM) Princess_pf2222: He can give me his money up-front
(11:23:17 AM) ***Paladin_Effit punches the funny jester
(11:23:18 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: I don't think the princess can change your sex on a whim
(11:23:19 AM) Princess_pf2222: Or..
(11:23:24 AM) Jester_Ben: ow
(11:23:28 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 casts a spell...
(11:23:32 AM) Jester_Ben: lol
(11:23:36 AM) Princess_pf2222: THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME WILL YOU MARRY ME PALADIN EFFIT\
(11:23:38 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: tax collector trucks out!
(11:23:40 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: TRUC OUT
(11:23:40 AM) Paladin_Effit: okauy
(11:23:44 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: to save the day
(11:23:48 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: from evil monster trucks
(11:23:49 AM) Queen_pf5234: Paladin Effit becomes more feminine!
(11:23:50 AM) ***Paladin_Effit pays for teh marriage with bounty
(11:24:00 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: I must turn into a monster truck!
(11:24:02 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: TRUCK OUT
(11:24:08 AM) ***Paladin_Effit chops up the monster truck
(11:24:16 AM) Princess_pf2222: Truck Tonsus, would you like to atte--
(11:24:20 AM) Princess_pf2222: Well, he's not attendnig.
(11:24:22 AM) Princess_pf2222: *attending.
(11:24:22 AM) ***Treasurer_Tonsus goes back to half-life numero twono
(11:24:51 AM) ***Paladin_Effit marries the princess
(11:25:02 AM) Paladin_Effit: now according to the bible we haz authority to makez teh babiez
(11:25:02 AM) Princess_pf2222: Where's the cake
(11:25:14 AM) Paladin_Effit: HAIL DUAROS
(11:25:19 AM) Jester_Ben: hey, doesn't the princess get a say in whether u marry her?
(11:25:20 AM) Paladin_Effit: some cake appears!
(11:25:21 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 creates a cake
(11:25:24 AM) Paladin_Effit: she asked me to
(11:25:28 AM) Paladin_Effit: (11:23:36 AM) Princess_pf2222: THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME WILL YOU MARRY ME PALADIN EFFIT\
(11:25:32 AM) Jester_Ben: ah
(11:25:36 AM) Jester_Ben: didn't see that part
(11:25:41 AM) Paladin_Effit: stupid jster!
(11:25:45 AM) ***Paladin_Effit steals a leg
(11:25:46 AM) Princess_pf2222: Also why wasn't there a preacher or anything
(11:25:49 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 is going to be a grandmother
(11:25:55 AM) Princess_pf2222: HA-HA!
(11:26:06 AM) ***Paladin_Effit hails duaros for nine months
(11:26:07 AM) Paladin_Effit: BABY!
(11:26:12 AM) Queen_pf5234: I was the preacher, won't you paying attention?
(11:26:13 AM) You are now known as Doctor_Cimeries
(11:26:19 AM) Doctor_Cimeries: It's a boy!
(11:26:20 AM) Doctor_Cimeries: Ew...
(11:26:22 AM) Queen_pf5234: *wasn't
(11:26:24 AM) Doctor_Cimeries: Can we put t back?
(11:26:27 AM) Princess_pf2222: ROFL
(11:26:39 AM) Jester_Ben: rofl
(11:26:42 AM) You are now known as Paladin_Effit
(11:26:48 AM) ***Paladin_Effit trains the baby to fight
(11:26:55 AM) ***Paladin_Effit gets the baby to spar with the jester
(11:27:02 AM) ***Jester_Ben loses
(11:27:06 AM) Princess_pf2222: No, you dimwag. It's the... princess's son..
(11:27:07 AM) Jester_Ben: (comically)
(11:27:09 AM) ***Paladin_Effit names the baby Knight_Clonk
(11:27:23 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 pushes play
(11:27:26 AM) You are now known as Knight_Clonk
(11:27:29 AM) Jester_Ben: *Sit_Clonk
(11:27:30 AM) Knight_Clonk: da-daa
(11:27:32 AM) Jester_Ben: *Sir
(11:27:37 AM) Queen_pf5234: (webchat.freenode.net)
(11:27:38 AM) Knight_Clonk: ga g
(11:27:39 AM) Knight_Clonk: a
(11:27:50 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 knights the Clonk
(11:27:57 AM) Queen_pf5234: ...who is a prince
(11:27:58 AM) You are now known as Paladin_Effit
(11:28:00 AM) Princess_pf2222: NO I KNIGHT HIM
(11:28:07 AM) Princess_pf2222: I'M HIS MOTHA
(11:28:07 AM) ***Paladin_Effit hugs wife
(11:28:14 AM) Queen_pf5234: I'm still the authority here
(11:28:21 AM) Princess_pf2222: So? You're an old hag.
(11:28:23 AM) Queen_pf5234: I rule all!
(11:28:28 AM) Jester_Ben: lol
(11:28:44 AM) Queen_pf5234: alright, lady! You go to jail for 5 seconds!
(11:28:48 AM) Princess_pf2222: NO
(11:28:56 AM) Prince_Clonk [~79d6a555@gateway/web/freenode/x-zvegzwwraczfuwrt] entered the room.
(11:28:57 AM) Princess_pf2222: THE 5 SECONDS WILL RUIN MY LIFE
(11:28:57 AM) Queen_pf5234: YES
(11:29:05 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 kicks Queen.
(11:29:06 AM) Prince_Clonk: father!
(11:29:07 AM) Queen_pf5234: Jester, put her in jail!
(11:29:08 AM) Paladin_Effit: son!
(11:29:14 AM) Princess_pf2222: son!
(11:29:14 AM) Queen_pf5234: grandson!
(11:29:20 AM) Prince_Clonk: mother!
(11:29:21 AM) ***Jester_Ben is busy being ded comically
(11:29:22 AM) Prince_Clonk: grandma!
(11:29:38 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 revives the Jester
(11:29:43 AM) ***Prince_Clonk hugs and slays the baby dragon octagon
(11:29:55 AM) ***Jester_Ben dies comically
(11:29:58 AM) ***Paladin_Effit tears u
(11:29:59 AM) Princess_pf2222: que Tonsus
(11:29:59 AM) Paladin_Effit: p
(11:30:05 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 revives the Jester
(11:30:07 AM) Paladin_Effit: i knew this day would come
(11:30:11 AM) Paladin_Effit: :')
(11:30:16 AM) Princess_pf2222: MY BABY'S A HERO
(11:30:19 AM) Paladin_Effit: he's following in my footsteps
(11:30:23 AM) Princess_pf2222: of none
(11:30:26 AM) Paladin_Effit: but he has my wife's feminine charm
(11:30:30 AM) Princess_pf2222: because the baby dragon wasn't harming anyone
(11:30:45 AM) Paladin_Effit: TEH LADIES PRINCE
(11:30:53 AM) Princess_pf2222: He has a feminine charm? He's a lady?
(11:30:53 AM) Paladin_Effit: will have a life in the brothel
(11:30:55 AM) Paladin_Effit: SO SAD
(11:31:08 AM) ***Paladin_Effit must take his son's life so it does not corrupt
(11:31:14 AM) Prince_Clonk: daddy! noooO!
(11:31:14 AM) Princess_pf2222: No!
(11:31:17 AM) Princess_pf2222: Never!
(11:31:20 AM) ***Paladin_Effit raises blade
(11:31:25 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 protects Prince Clonk
(11:31:27 AM) Prince_Clonk: D':
(11:31:34 AM) ***Jester_Ben gets in the way of the blade
(11:31:38 AM) ***Jester_Ben dies comically
(11:31:39 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 revives Prince Clonk!...?
(11:31:40 AM) ***Paladin_Effit makes out with princess instead
(11:31:48 AM) Princess_pf2222: xD
(11:31:55 AM) Queen_pf5234: I can change minds you know
(11:32:03 AM) Paladin_Effit: he ain't dead
(11:32:11 AM) Prince_Clonk: daddy!
(11:32:14 AM) Prince_Clonk: mommy!
(11:32:20 AM) Prince_Clonk: what are you doing behind that lampshade?
(11:32:21 AM) Princess_pf2222: He ain't dead, Jim.
(11:32:27 AM) Paladin_Effit: ummm
(11:32:29 AM) Queen_pf5234: now now dear
(11:32:31 AM) Queen_pf5234: come with me
(11:32:34 AM) Princess_pf2222: Nothing you need to know
(11:32:35 AM) Princess_pf2222: Yet.
(11:32:38 AM) Queen_pf5234: they need their 'alone-time'
(11:32:44 AM) Princess_pf2222: Until you..
(11:32:50 AM) Princess_pf2222: GET YOUR OWN WIFE BOY
(11:33:11 AM) ***Paladin_Effit kills the pervert
(11:33:20 AM) Paladin_Effit: GOOD EXCUSE, HUH, DEAREST WIFE
(11:33:22 AM) Queen_pf5234: I heard that!
(11:33:32 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 casts Revive on the Jester!
(11:33:44 AM) ***Jester_Ben revives comically
(11:33:59 AM) ***Paladin_Effit takes away the pervert jester's funny costumes
(11:34:01 AM) Princess_pf2222: mother, tell him to learn Stars and Stripes forever by heart.
(11:34:10 AM) Princess_pf2222: *Forever
(11:34:14 AM) Queen_pf5234: who, Clonk?
(11:34:19 AM) Paladin_Effit: the jester
(11:34:21 AM) Princess_pf2222: yes.'
(11:34:22 AM) Paladin_Effit: dance sounds funny
(11:34:24 AM) Princess_pf2222: Clonk
(11:34:32 AM) Prince_Clonk: a dance?
(11:34:32 AM) Queen_pf5234: naaaaaaaaah
(11:34:37 AM) Prince_Clonk: will there be chicks dancing too?
(11:34:54 AM) Paladin_Effit: see look, he's just like me
(11:35:20 AM) Princess_pf2222: lol
(11:35:22 AM) ***Paladin_Effit goes to the taven
(11:35:28 AM) ***Paladin_Effit drinks many ales
(11:35:29 AM) Princess_pf2222: ..You're a bad influence.
(11:35:42 AM) Paladin_Effit: Y'SEE *hic* WHEN I WAS A BOY
(11:35:51 AM) Paladin_Effit: I *hic WAS AWESOME AND STUFF
(11:35:51 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 hides from drunken husband
(11:35:54 AM) Jester_Ben: but you're a girl now
(11:36:22 AM) Paladin_Effit: I *hic* GOT A DISFGERMENT
(11:36:29 AM) Princess_pf2222: I read husband as bastard
(11:36:33 AM) Jester_Ben: lol
(11:36:38 AM) Paladin_Effit: YOU GOT MORE *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* THAN YOU GOT THE LIKES OF ME
(11:36:44 AM) ***Paladin_Effit weeps and hiccups
(11:36:51 AM) ***Paladin_Effit sobers up
(11:36:54 AM) Paladin_Effit: dear wife
(11:36:56 AM) Paladin_Effit: dear child
(11:36:59 AM) Princess_pf2222: I got more sons than you
(11:37:00 AM) Prince_Clonk: daddy!
(11:37:06 AM) Jester_Ben: ...lawl
(11:37:07 AM) Queen_pf5234: wut
(11:37:09 AM) Paladin_Effit: HUG TIEM
(11:37:16 AM) ***Paladin_Effit hugs his family
(11:37:19 AM) Princess_pf2222: I MERRIED ANOTHER GUY BEFORE
(11:37:24 AM) Paladin_Effit: TRAITOR
(11:37:24 AM) Jester_Ben: xD
(11:37:27 AM) ***Paladin_Effit kills the princess
(11:37:33 AM) Princess_pf2222: Then sent the son away to jail.
(11:37:34 AM) Queen_pf5234: revive...
(11:37:35 AM) Paladin_Effit: I KNEW SHE WAS CHEATING
(11:37:37 AM) Princess_pf2222: FOERVER
(11:37:48 AM) Queen_pf5234: he's 116 years old, Sir Effit
(11:37:51 AM) Queen_pf5234: *she's
(11:37:59 AM) Princess_pf2222: But I never met you.
(11:38:07 AM) Princess_pf2222: Now I wish I HAD NEVER!! HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA
(11:38:14 AM) Other_Son_Ditto [~79d6a555@gateway/web/freenode/x-mmosakqkennpkufw] entered the room.
(11:38:20 AM) Jester_Ben: ...lol
(11:38:22 AM) Other_Son_Ditto: we're gonna bust this joint, y'hear me
(11:38:26 AM) Princess_pf2222: There's that traitor, Ditto
(11:38:28 AM) ***Other_Son_Ditto busts this joint
(11:38:32 AM) Queen_pf5234: well hai long lost grandson
(11:38:36 AM) Other_Son_Ditto: I'M COMING BACK FOR MY TITLE AS KING
(11:38:43 AM) ***Other_Son_Ditto sees Paladin_Effit
(11:38:43 AM) Queen_pf5234: I doubt tht
(11:38:45 AM) Other_Son_Ditto: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
(11:38:47 AM) Princess_pf2222: GRANDSON, YOUR FATHER'S A *********************************
(11:38:49 AM) Queen_pf5234: I'm not marring you
(11:38:49 AM) Paladin_Effit: EVIL SON
(11:38:56 AM) Queen_pf5234: *marrying
(11:39:01 AM) Paladin_Effit: EVIL STEPSON THING
(11:39:06 AM) Other_Son_Ditto: I KILL JOO
(11:39:09 AM) Princess_pf2222: Wait what
(11:39:12 AM) Prince_Clonk: daddy, what's going on?
(11:39:19 AM) ***Other_Son_Ditto sees Prince_Clonk
(11:39:24 AM) Other_Son_Ditto: OH MAH GAH
(11:39:28 AM) Princess_pf2222: Ditto said "Whaat"
(11:39:31 AM) Princess_pf2222: when he saw Effit
(11:39:32 AM) ***Paladin_Effit kills Other_Son_Ditto
(11:39:33 AM) Princess_pf2222: so that means
(11:39:44 AM) Other_Son_Ditto: D:
(11:39:45 AM) Princess_pf2222: Ditto wanted to marry his mother? LUNARTIC
(11:39:49 AM) Other_Son_Ditto left the room (quit: Client Quit).
(11:39:52 AM) Queen_pf5234: hooray
(11:39:58 AM) Queen_pf5234: I'm not going to bother reviving him
(11:39:59 AM) Paladin_Effit: the kingdom is saved
(11:40:00 AM) Princess_pf2222: Yay he's gone to l.
(11:40:02 AM) Queen_pf5234: he's a bastard
(11:40:09 AM) Paladin_Effit: a BASTARD SON
(11:40:09 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 burns his corpse
(11:40:21 AM) ***Paladin_Effit widdles on the burning corpse
(11:40:33 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 goes and meets Tonsus in a bar.
(11:40:35 AM) Paladin_Effit: i am sooooo logging this
(11:40:39 AM) Queen_pf5234: he wanted to marry ME D:
(11:40:53 AM) Princess_pf2222: Tonsus are you here yet?
(11:40:58 AM) Princess_pf2222: ...oh.
(11:40:59 AM) Princess_pf2222: crap.
(11:41:03 AM) Princess_pf2222: I forgot the memo.
(11:41:11 AM) Princess_pf2222: and my jewelry.
(11:41:30 AM) Princess_pf2222: well I don't need no jewelry!
(11:41:41 AM) Princess_pf2222: *stripper O.O*
(11:41:49 AM) Queen_pf5234: pf2222 randomly gets jewelry!
(11:41:58 AM) Princess_pf2222: Accursed things.
(11:42:03 AM) Queen_pf5234: gotta make money somehow
(11:42:13 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 waits for Tonsus.
(11:42:20 AM) ***Paladin_Effit comes to bar and watches strippers
(11:42:23 AM) Paladin_Effit: WIFE?!
(11:42:26 AM) Paladin_Effit: :O
(11:42:31 AM) Paladin_Effit: i am sooooo dead now
(11:42:42 AM) Queen_pf5234: *poof*
(11:42:44 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 puts a lampshade of Effit
(11:42:47 AM) Princess_pf2222: *on
(11:43:14 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 pokes the jester
(11:43:16 AM) Princess_pf2222: Tonsus is la--
(11:43:20 AM) Princess_pf2222: Don't worry Effit
(11:43:24 AM) Princess_pf2222: I was ditching him
(11:43:31 AM) Princess_pf2222: DITCHING HIM
(11:43:32 AM) Queen_pf5234: you've been awfully quiet recently
(11:43:34 AM) ***Jester_Ben dies comically
(11:44:00 AM) Paladin_Effit: see, why don't we normally have this much fun in chat
(11:44:14 AM) Queen_pf5234: so where is my grandson-that-is-not-dead?
(11:44:18 AM) Princess_pf2222: Read Treasurer Tonsus as Treasuring Cobols
(11:44:23 AM) Prince_Clonk: grandma!
(11:44:24 AM) Prince_Clonk: helloooo!
(11:44:29 AM) Queen_pf5234: hiiiii baby!
(11:44:36 AM) Princess_pf2222: Come here, Clonks
(11:44:36 AM) ***Prince_Clonk hugs grandma
(11:44:42 AM) Queen_pf5234: how old are we now?
(11:44:44 AM) ***Prince_Clonk hugs mommy
(11:44:53 AM) Prince_Clonk: i'm a big 8 year old!
(11:44:59 AM) Prince_Clonk: and i'm really strong!
(11:45:04 AM) Princess_pf2222: You're such a big boy!
(11:45:11 AM) Paladin_Effit: you're such a girly big boy!
(11:45:14 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 finds Clonk a hot chick
(11:45:16 AM) Prince_Clonk: tee hee
(11:45:16 AM) Jester_Ben: bigger than mommy, even
(11:45:23 AM) ***Paladin_Effit guffaws
(11:45:30 AM) Paladin_Effit: good one, jester
(11:45:33 AM) Jester_Ben: ooh, chicken nuggets?
(11:45:38 AM) Princess_pf2222: AHA
(11:45:39 AM) ***Paladin_Effit decides not to kill him
(11:45:39 AM) Queen_pf5234: I was going to invite him to the bar
(11:45:44 AM) Jester_Ben: or would that be fried eggs?
(11:45:47 AM) Princess_pf2222: hAHAHHAA
(11:45:54 AM) Paladin_Effit: i don't get it
(11:45:56 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 roflmacopter
(11:46:02 AM) Queen_pf5234: chick = baby chicken
(11:46:06 AM) Princess_pf2222: hot chick
(11:46:07 AM) Paladin_Effit: oh lol
(11:46:31 AM) ***Prince_Clonk hooks up
(11:46:34 AM) ***Jester_Ben bows comically
(11:46:44 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 brings Clonk the hawtest Chik in the KingDom
(11:46:53 AM) Jester_Ben: lawl
(11:46:54 AM) Queen_pf5234: Queendom!
(11:46:57 AM) Hot_Chick_moogir [~79d6a555@gateway/web/freenode/x-msibvbycyfwvfmcz] entered the room.
(11:46:58 AM) Jester_Ben: KingDom
(11:47:03 AM) Princess_pf2222: ...who is 52
(11:47:04 AM) Hot_Chick_moogir: hia boyfriend
(11:47:09 AM) Prince_Clonk: hia girlfriend
(11:47:22 AM) Queen_pf5234: do you see a King
(11:47:29 AM) Princess_pf2222: Not yet, mother.
(11:47:35 AM) ***Prince_Clonk makes out with girlfriend
(11:47:42 AM) ***Hot_Chick_moogir screams in pleasure
(11:47:42 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 watches carefullly.
(11:47:48 AM) Hot_Chick_moogir: ...into boyfriend's motuh
(11:47:56 AM) Princess_pf2222: :O
(11:48:02 AM) Jester_Ben: lol
(11:48:06 AM) ***Prince_Clonk 's head inflates!
(11:48:11 AM) ***Prince_Clonk 's head is bigg
(11:48:14 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 turns around and barfs.
(11:48:15 AM) Jester_Ben: ...lawl
(11:48:19 AM) Princess_pf2222: ..
(11:48:27 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 continues watching carefully.
(11:48:31 AM) Jester_Ben:
(11:48:47 AM) Princess_pf2222: My son's a natural! He's HAWT
(11:48:59 AM) ***Prince_Clonk asks mommy what will happen if they get married
(11:49:00 AM) Queen_pf5234: let's not marry him right now, ok?
(11:49:24 AM) ***Prince_Clonk decides to leave it until he's been given The Talk
(11:49:32 AM) Princess_pf2222: Everything will be absolutely perfect if you marry her.
(11:49:35 AM) ***Hot_Chick_moogir kisses Prince_Clonk for having a good idea
(11:49:43 AM) Princess_pf2222: And hawt.
(11:49:56 AM) Paladin_Effit: but not as hawt as you, dear wife
(11:50:12 AM) Princess_pf2222: Mirror mirror on the wall
(11:50:14 AM) ***Jester_Ben agrees
(11:50:16 AM) Jester_Ben: ...comicall
(11:50:17 AM) Jester_Ben: y
(11:50:22 AM) Princess_pf2222: I'M THE HAWTEST OF THEM ALL DAMNYOU
(11:50:30 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 smashes mirror
(11:50:40 AM) Queen_pf5234: dang, taking your anger out on my magic mirror
(11:50:46 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 pushes play
(11:50:49 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 fixes the mirror... again
(11:51:06 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 kills mirror dead.
(11:51:07 AM) ***Paladin_Effit closes the book
(11:51:14 AM) Paladin_Effit: AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER