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Posted: **Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:09 am**

Maxaxle wrote:@Clonk: WHYYY would you disguise as meh?

Because.
Noone would expect me to properly act like you would, right? So it was a perfect disguise.

Posted: **Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:43 pm**

Clonkinator wrote:
Maxaxle wrote:@Clonk: WHYYY would you disguise as meh?
Because.
Noone would expect me to properly act like you would, right? So it was a perfect disguise.

And no one would suspect me disguising as you, either

....

Posted: **Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:11 am**

Spoiler: log o' weird?

(05:59:20 PM) Clonks [n=clonks@adsl-68-95-158-191.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net] entered the room.
(05:59:22 PM) pf5234: hi
(05:59:23 PM) BenUrban: hiy
(05:59:27 PM) pf5234: pf2222
(05:59:27 PM) pf2222: Hello
(05:59:40 PM) Clonks: hiya
(05:59:58 PM) Clonks: meow
(06:00:04 PM) pf2222: ..?
(06:00:28 PM) Clonks: meeeow
(06:00:39 PM) pf5234: go to sleep, cat
(06:00:56 PM) pf2222: I just heard a cat meow
(06:00:59 PM) BenUrban: lol
(06:01:31 PM) pf2222: it was a pawsy
(06:01:38 PM) BenUrban: ah
(06:01:40 PM) Clonks: mrrow?
(06:02:05 PM) Clonks: *crough*
(06:02:15 PM) Clonks: *cough*
(06:02:21 PM) Clonks: meeow
(06:03:35 PM) Clonks: meeow?
(06:04:26 PM) BenUrban left the room (quit: Remote closed the connection).
(06:05:16 PM) pf5234: :'(
(06:05:21 PM) mode (-v Clonks ) by pf5234
(06:05:22 PM) pf2222:

)
(06:05:24 PM) pf2222:

(06:05:40 PM) Clonks: meeow

(06:05:50 PM) Clonks: meeeow!
(06:06:02 PM) Clonks: meow meow meow meow meow!
(06:06:08 PM) Clonks: meeow!
(06:06:16 PM) Clonks left the room (quit: "Java user signed off").
(06:06:38 PM) pf2222: translated: oh no! master is waking up! bye!
(06:07:12 PM) pf2222: chjtlog this
(06:07:15 PM) BenUrban [n=benurban@c-68-49-10-243.hsd1.md.comcast.net] entered the room.
(06:07:15 PM) mode (+o BenUrban ) by ChanServ
(06:07:18 PM) pf2222: HElloo
(06:07:19 PM) pf5234: welcome back
(06:07:24 PM) pf2222: you missed:
(06:07:36 PM) pf2222: (06:05:16 PM) pf5234: :'(
(06:07:36 PM) pf2222: (06:05:21 PM) mode (-v Clonks ) by pf5234
(06:07:37 PM) pf2222: (06:05:22 PM) pf2222:

)
(06:07:37 PM) pf2222: (06:05:24 PM) pf2222:

(06:07:37 PM) pf2222: (06:05:40 PM) Clonks: meeow

(06:07:37 PM) pf2222: (06:05:50 PM) Clonks: meeeow!
(06:07:37 PM) pf2222: (06:06:02 PM) Clonks: meow meow meow meow meow!
(06:07:37 PM) pf2222: (06:06:08 PM) Clonks: meeow!
(06:07:37 PM) pf2222: (06:06:16 PM) Clonks left the room (quit: "Java user signed off").
(06:07:37 PM) pf2222: (06:06:38 PM) pf2222: translated: oh no! master is waking up! bye!
(06:07:37 PM) pf2222: (06:07:12 PM) pf2222: chjtlog this
(06:08:01 PM) pf2222: end of log.

Btw, should this be stickied?

Posted: **Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:34 am**

Did anyone get the log where I went Hitchhiker stir-crazy?

Posted: **Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:57 am**

What happened then, AoD?

Posted: **Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:47 am**

Oh let's see...
I was throwing out random Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy references/quotes, and then all of a sudden went SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH and left.

Posted: **Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:47 am**

@pf2222: ...wtf? I'd never say "meow". o_O

Posted: **Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:44 pm**

Clonkinator wrote:meow

You lie.

Posted: **Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:51 pm**

It was your cat.
And I think I have something where AoD went "So long, and thanks for all the fish" and left.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:41 am**

[18:38] <ShellShocker> I hope the digital port folios weren't deleted.
[18:38] <NG-dataset> Well I am random when I'm tired
[18:38] <ShellShocker> Or else I kill the teachers.
[18:39] <BenUrban> i wouldn't think they would delete them
[18:39] <ShellShocker> With a ... um... A phantom sword.
[18:39] <ShellShocker> Yeah!
[18:39] <ShellShocker> BAM!
[18:39] <ShellShocker> Then I'll kill Bellum...
[18:39] <ShellShocker> Then Ballos...
[18:39] <ShellShocker> Then... Vaati..
[18:39] <ShellShocker> Then... Ganon!
[18:39] <ShellShocker> Then... your mum!
[18:39] <ShellShocker> Then... me!

... lolwut...

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:34 am**

ShellShocker wrote: ... lolwut...

That sums it up pretty well.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:59 am**

Chainsaw wrote:
ShellShocker wrote: ... lolwut...
That sums it up pretty well.

Agreed.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:36 am**

Artemis Fowl wrote: It was Artemis, on the comlink. Butler jiggled his sister up a foot so he could reach his belt.
"Lollipops!" Barked his employer.
"Err... say again. I thought you just said-"
"What I meant was get out of there. Take cover, take cover!"

That series is pure genius.

EDIT: Argh, crap.
This was meant to be in SPAM.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:25 pm**

Oops.
But hey, spoilers!
I think I read that though.
Anyway, on topic, haha.

Posted: **Sat May 09, 2009 3:41 pm**

Random NetHacky stuff

Spoiler: Loggy

(09:48:01 AM) pf2222: NP: Drive my car
(09:48:18 AM) ***pf2222 goes and drives a car around and crashes into a light pole
(09:48:55 AM) pf2222: You scored a critical hit! The light pole takes 777 damage. More-
(09:49:05 AM) mode (+o Chainsaw555 ) by Clonks
(09:49:15 AM) pf2222: The light pole falls on you! You take 222 damage. More-
(09:49:20 AM) ***Clonks hits Enter
(09:49:31 AM) pf2222: You are dazed.
(09:49:57 AM) pf2222: You see here a yellow mold corpse.
(09:50:09 AM) Clonks: k
(09:50:20 AM) Clonks: .
(09:50:32 AM) pf2222: You kick the yellow mold corpse.
(09:50:34 AM) Clonks: k <
(09:50:57 AM) Clonks: o <
(09:51:12 AM) pf2222: You do blahaction.
(09:51:20 AM) pf2222: You fall down the stairs,
(09:51:28 AM) Clonks: wtfhax
(09:51:39 AM) Clonks: q Z
(09:52:03 AM) pf2222: The blahmonster is not amused.
(09:52:11 AM) Clonks: O RLY?
(09:52:15 AM) Clonks: Q Z
(09:52:36 AM) pf2222: Quaff what?
(09:52:39 AM) Clonks: n30 f Z 6
(09:52:48 AM) pf5234: You quiver the balloons
(09:53:06 AM) pf2222: You hear a distant rumble of thunder...
(09:53:20 AM) Clonks: #chat
(09:53:44 AM) pf2222: The thunder talks about the problem of shoplifters.
(09:54:12 AM) pf5234: ... sigh
(09:54:25 AM) Clonks: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
(09:54:26 AM) pf2222: Invalid invalidness
(09:54:40 AM) pf2222: You pick up the floor. The floor hits! More-
(09:54:41 AM) Clonks: #dig <
(09:55:08 AM) pf2222: You dig a hole in the wall. The wall hits!
(09:55:16 AM) Clonks: Da heck!?
(09:55:28 AM) pf2222: The wall is not amused.
(09:55:29 AM) Clonks: F wall
(09:55:35 AM) pf5234: (< = ceiling, 2222)
(09:55:59 AM) Clonks: Actually, < is down.
(09:56:04 AM) Clonks: > is up.
(09:56:04 AM) pf2222: "My feet hurt, I've been on them all day!"
(09:56:11 AM) pf5234: no, < is up
(09:56:28 AM) Clonks: Really? I guess I ought to play more NetHack...
(09:56:59 AM) ***pf5234 cannot connect to anything

(09:57:00 AM) pf2222: You find a magic trap.
(09:57:31 AM) pf5234: #kiss magic trap
(09:57:53 AM) pf2222: You fall down the trapdoor,
(09:58:20 AM) pf5234: #float <
(09:58:59 AM) pf2222: You hear a shopkeeper below say, "Hey! We're closed for inventory! Pay or die!" More-
(09:59:11 AM) pf5234:
(09:59:28 AM) pf2222: The shopkeeper wields a cigar.
(09:59:39 AM) pf5234: #chat
(09:59:51 AM) pf2222: "Pay or die!"
(10:00:03 AM) pf5234: #chat "How much $?"
(10:00:32 AM) pf2222: "999999 zorkmids"
(10:00:36 AM) pf5234: $
(10:00:57 AM) pf2222: "@99999.9"
(10:01:03 AM) pf2222: "$99999.9"
(10:01:16 AM) ***pf5234 cannot have .9 gold pieces
(10:01:27 AM) pf2222: Blahmonster is not amused.
(10:01:44 AM) pf2222: You see a door fall down.
(10:02:13 AM) pf2222: "Get out of my shop, you stupid newt!"
(10:02:27 AM) pf2222: The newt moves away.
(10:02:34 AM) pf2222: A hill orc comes in.
(10:02:53 AM) pf2222: "We break door. We kill puny shopkeeper man."
(10:02:56 AM) pf5234: #hug @
(10:03:19 AM) pf2222: The shopkeeper is busy lighting a cigar.
(10:04:08 AM) pf2222: The hill orc hits! The hill orc hits! The hill orc hits!
(10:04:17 AM) pf2222: The shopkeeper smokes a cigar.
(10:04:25 AM) pf5234: #hug "hill orc"
(10:04:51 AM) pf2222: The hill orcs are busy.
(10:04:53 AM) pf2222: The hill orc flees in terror! The hill orc flees in terror! The hill orc flees in terror!
(10:05:16 AM) pf2222: "We hates smoke. We get fire extinguisher."
(10:05:52 AM) pf2222: The shopkeeper stares.
(10:06:07 AM) pf2222: The shopkeeper congratulates himself.
(10:06:14 AM) pf5234: brb
(10:06:34 AM) pf5234: ok back
(10:07:05 AM) pf2222: The shopkeeper falls through a hole in the floor.
(10:07:28 AM) pf2222: "OMGWTFLOLWUTBBQHAXZORZ"

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