The totally bestest thread ever (for random stuff)

[Agent of Dread]

Oh man, Whose Line. Such a great show.

[Maxaxle]

Oh man, Whose Line. Such a great show.

"Things you can say about your dog, but not your girlfriend", "Worst things to say in the operating room", etc. Yeah, it was great.

[Cimeries]

Caught fixing my boxers with my belt open and my phone in my mouth.

Spoiler:

Classy as fuck.

[woodmouse]

During daytime, he spends his hours observing, learning the ways of the people; how to remain hidden whilst executing his heroic plans of epicness. Sometimes he fails, and is caught at his most private moments, when his true behaviour can be witnessed. With devilish skill, he explains himself out of the awkward situations and by night, he is prepared to fight for justice in ways darker than Batman, stronger than Superman. Clad in his cool uniform, he patrols the streets from the shadows and as he comes across crime, he kicks it in the groin, beats the living crap out of it and shoves justice down its throat.

The Phoneboxer from the future!

[penguinflyer5234]

This is cool.

Apparently my clock from 2000 uses that; but today it decided it was April 20, 1951

[Seth]

Classy as fuck.

We can say that word on this forum now ?

[Cimeries]

The main reason we didn't do it earlier was because half of the member base were 10 years old...
Now we're all married with children and dogs and white picket fences etc.

[woodmouse]

married with children

I'll never understand that phrase. It's like... the only way I can think about it without it seeming weird is some creepy pedophilationship, but that's weird and distrubing.

I mean, I know what it means, but it's still weird. Also, I propose a resurrection for:

Am I trying too hard yet?

[penguinflyer5234]

It's not married to children...

"The sand was pulled to the new galaxy created by the scientists of sand pulling to see if pulling sand was possible."

[Maxaxle]

This is cool.

Apparently my clock from 2000 uses that; but today it decided it was April 20, 1951

LOOOOL
Maybe you forgot to update the firmware, or maybe there's a watch battery in it that failed.

[penguinflyer5234]

Why would a clock need firmware?
The problem is that it has bad reception

Clock manual

[Maxaxle]

Why would a clock need firmware?
The problem is that it has bad reception

Clock manual

1. I have no idea why a clock would need updated firmware, I'm just guessing.
2. Bad reception shouldn't cause it to stop keeping time. We have an atomic clock here, and it's only off when DST takes/stops taking effect.

[penguinflyer5234]

Thing is, it never stopped keeping time, it just set itself to be 39 hours - 52 years ahead via its reception

[Maxaxle]

Thing is, it never stopped keeping time, it just set itself to be 39 hours - 52 years ahead via its reception

Apparently so.

[woodmouse]

Spoiler: Kinda big