The totally bestest thread ever (for random stuff)

[penguinflyer5234]

Is GoldenEye a great movie?

[woodmouse]

Last night, as always on thursdays, I couldn't sleep without stupid sleeping pill things that I need to take when I can't sleep. Dunno why it's always thursdays, maybe it's the "whee, friday... wait. FRIDAY FRIDAY > FUN FUN FUN FUN" thing. Anyway, so, I had an awful headache too, so when I finally fell asleep, my dreams were pretty depressing; I was on a school trip with the junior high class, and the girl I always had a crush on was taking photos of me secretly (but I noticed) so I started thinking she's gonna hire someone to kill me. Well, then she came to talk to me, asking about my mental health and stuff, blah blah, and it turned out she was taking the photos to show to her friends to make sure I'm not too ugly for her. Or something.

Anyway, so I was like "YAY SHE LIKES ME", and then we were all kidnapped by the teacher (I think he was the retired nazi we once had) in a bus/train combination, and one of those who I considered a semi-friend was a pretty cool guy, eh doesn't afraid of anything and so he tried to escape, but the teacher brainwashed him into believing he was a pony and the train station was a pony castle; My Little Pony style.

We were supposedly going to a continuation ceremony, whatever the poop that is, in lapland, and we all were like "wtf that's too far" and so I was like, "I SHALL RESCUE YOU" to the girl I always had a crush on, and tried to stop the bus/train by jumping in front of the tracks (so smart, lol), and it didn't stop. It didn't drive over me either, though, but kinda slipped over me, and then I came to post about it on this forum like "yo guise I just survived being run over by a bus/train combination trying to save my old class, especially a girl I had a crush on" and then cops swarmed into my house and I was arrested for some reason. Then I woke up.

...anyway, like I've probably mentioned before, that girl was the reason I pretty much don't care about sexuality and love anymore. You know, because she was the most perfect in the whole world and all, and she was a lesbian, which, in turn, resulted in me going HELL YEAH I'LL BE FOREVER ALONE BY CHOICE and now my life is happy*. Whee~

*Apart from occasionally being harassed by stupid social people and mental health people who think I'm a pain in the bass for the government by being unemployed and uneducated beyond the requirement, and clinging to being depressed, just like thousands of others out there. Seriously, maybe they should understand that there are a lot more of those who WANT jobs and education, therapy, etc. but can't have it because those stupid people keep harassing those who don't want them. Uggggh, ugh ugh. Finland's systems sucks so much.

[Ditto]

10/10 would enter your dreams again

[Maxaxle]

This is terrible.

What, that I blew some dust off this old thread?

Is GoldenEye a great movie?

Yeah, a Bond film, but I was referring to the amazing N64 game.

[woodmouse]

A baby within a baby...
...Fᴇᴛᴜsᴄᴇᴘᴛɪᴏɴ!

[Cimeries]

"This baby needs an abortion."

[penguinflyer5234]

Is GoldenEye a great movie?

Yeah, a Bond film, but I was referring to the amazing N64 game.

The N64 game is called GoldenEye 007.

[penguinflyer5234]

The Linux Game Tome is shutting down

[Agent of Dread]

Really? That's sad. Was it just becoming too much of a monetary burden?

[penguinflyer5234]

It was because it wasn't being maintained and the code is from 1999 (source Slashdot; the Tome itself is down because of Slashdot)

[woodmouse]

In my defense, neither should hitting up a lonely discussion forum with a bunch of grown lads from other countries.

The word "lad" always makes me think of a guy in his thirties with down syndrome and dwarfism, blond short hair, wearing a dirty, red-checkered jacket and a brown cap. His nose would be stubby and his eyes all squinty and watery, hiding with a large bag in a bush, drooling while staring at some young girls.

...you know, looking kinda like Pip from South Park combined with that huge guy with the axe in The Hills Have Eyes (whatever his name was) and the behaviour of some random pervert.

[Maxaxle]

Is GoldenEye a great movie?

Yeah, a Bond film, but I was referring to the amazing N64 game.

The N64 game is called GoldenEye 007.

I didn't think the "007" bit was all that important, but then again blah blah blah excuse blah blah blah.

BTW: Started playing Timesplitters 2, and it is easily the best 007-game-on-PS2 I've seen yet, and yes I've played Nightfire, Agent Under Fire, and Everything or Nothing.

[Cimeries]

Man this show is awesome.

[woodmouse]

I can't stop laughing (well, I just did, but you get the point)! The zooming in made it so much funnier.

It's about as funny (if not funnier) than this:

[Ditto]

Colin is terrible and that's why he's the best.