Kill the person above you!

[Ditto]

*has a sledgehammer while a foot away from Clonks. Does not wait a turn.*

Also, tGwtWoD is too awesome for all of us.

[octagon]

*kicks a sink next to Clonkinator and runs away*

[Shade]

*bans octagon for attacking me despite Ditto supposedly being his actual target*

[octagon]

*eats Clonkinator out of frustration about being too stupid to check whether the page he read was the last one*

[Agent of Dread]

*Becomes a nonagon and watches the look of 'I've been bested' slowly crawl across Octagon's face*

[Shade]

*forces AoD to play Touhou on Lunatic*

[Agent of Dread]

*Forces Shade to watch My Little Pony for 24 hours straight*

[Shade]

Oh crap, not the ponies!

*forces AoD to play Iji on reallyjoel's dad difficulty*

[Agent of Dread]

*Beats Iji on reallyjoel's dad difficulty*

[Shade]

*calls AoD out on it because Daniel Remar programmed it to be physically impossible to complete - you literally cannot pass Sector 1, simply because the transition to the next Sector doesn't exist*

[Agent of Dread]

*Somehow doesn't die from being told he wrote something that's actually impossible*

*Surrounds Shade with 15-foot tall bass speakers pumping dubstep*

[Shade]

*drops an anvil on AoD*

[Agent of Dread]

*Drops a Bridget on Shade*

[Shade]

*is unaffected*

*vaporizes AoD with a good ol' Master Spark*

[octagon]

*mimics Daravon and throws l-i-t-t-l-e m-o-n-e-y at Shade afterwards*