The totally bestest thread ever (for random stuff)

[Cimeries]

That's what she said!

[Agent of Dread]

I am getting the four back molars that exist in my mouth pulled out today, and I believe I'm getting braces shortly afterwards.
These are Dark Days indeed...

[Cimeries]

For how long?
And yes, you haven't the foggiest clue how terrible it is. But worth it, oddly enough.

[Agent of Dread]

My teeth aren't even bad! :'(
Apparently a whole year.

[Cimeries]

A year is tolerable. I had braces for a year myself.

Of course they're not bad. People with truly bad teeth could end up wearing braces for six years.
I was lucky that my entire lower set was pretty good, and I only had a problematic area around one of the canines on my upper jaw, so not only did I only wear mine for just over a year, I only wore a brace on my upper jaw. It still looked ridiculous, but I retained more or less normal speech.

[octagon]

My braces will possibly be removed tomorrow.

[Cimeries]

Huzzah!
Try not to smile uncontrollably, it's practically a test of character.

[Maxaxle]

My braces will possibly be removed tomorrow.

Remember to have plenty of taffy and such when they're out.

[Agent of Dread]

What even is taffy
damned Americans

[Cimeries]

And their vile, vile taffy.

[PurpleSquerkle]

Cimeries, when did you become classy?

[Cimeries]

April 12th 1993.

[Agent of Dread]

I just nearly completely lined one of my pictures in a single post-midnight art spree! I'm so proud of myself!

[woodmouse]

Teeth brace things? I had different ones for like centuries, all the way from kindergarten place to the last year of school, so at least 8 years. It was horrifying.

...and they didn't help anything, my teeth are still jumbled and creepy as duck-tomatoes.

[Cimeries]

That's because your teeth are haunted. By the ghost of the love child of spiderman and batman.

Also I love how my spellcheck acknowledges the existence of batman, but not of spiderman.