Kill the person above you!

octagon · Post by **octagon** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:11 pm

*Octagon is so proud about being associated with TVTropes that he explodes, burninating AoD*

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:27 pm

Hey Octagon, guess what?
DEATH BY TVTROPES.

*forces Octagon to read TVTropes until his brain turns to mush, killing him*

octagon · Post by **octagon** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:41 pm

*gives a copy of "Plants vs Zombies" to Maxaxle, who starves because of wanting to play Just One More Level*

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:00 pm

*gives Octagon a copy of Deus Ex, who starves to death because the game is so long and difficult (though not impossible), even on Normal*

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:30 am

*Gives Maxaxle a copy of Monster Bash and watches his brain melt because DOS games don't support uber-realistic 3D graphics and unfun gameplay*

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:34 am

Agent of Dread wrote:*Gives Maxaxle a copy of Monster Bash and watches his brain melt because DOS games don't support uber-realistic 3D graphics and unfun gameplay*

See: Goldeneye. That has semi-decent graphics, which were much better in its day, and the gameplay is EPICLY AWESOME. Same with Deus Ex.

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:48 am

I don't like Goldeneye much. People walk too slow.

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:16 am

*nails AoD in the face with the Golden Gun*
Yeah, well...the N64 can only handle so much. The game strains the console as-is...

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:02 am

*Sics an angry shopkeeper on Maxaxle*

Shade · Post by **Shade** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:05 am

*shoots down an UFO near AoD*
BOOM.
Whoops. Didn't see ya there, bud.

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:09 am

*a

Meanie, rub it in where it hurts why don'tcha.

*Yetirolls Clonk*

Post by **penguinflyer5234** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:16 am

*Rolls up AoD into a katamari and creates a star*

Shade · Post by **Shade** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:22 am

Agent of Dread wrote:*a

Why, it's "an unidentified flying object". :o

*transforms pf5234 into a madam's favorite rawwork cheap bed and has his pet eat it*

Post by **penguinflyer5234** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:26 am

but it is a UFO. English is weird like that.

*deletes Clonkinator's records of birth and such*

Shade · Post by **Shade** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:02 am

'kay, whatever.

*summons the Gnome With The Wand Of Death next to pf5234 and waits a turn*