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octagon
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by octagon » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:55 pm
*puts Seanbot into sleep with a spell and then lets a lichen touch him to death*
(Why are there no lichens in Egoboo?)
penguinflyer5234
Sheep (Developer)
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by penguinflyer5234 » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:35 pm
*the anvil from
falls on octagon, killing him in 13 hours.*
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penguinflyer2222
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by penguinflyer2222 » Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:02 pm
@octo: Because Egoboo isn't NetHack.
*Throws a Dalek Ship 'Crucible' at a Dalek Ship 'Crucible' paradoxically.*
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Maxaxle
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by Maxaxle » Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:17 am
*Stabs PF2 with a hammer and crushes her with a knife, causing her head to explode from confusion*
"Failing to plan is planning to fail."
Bug me if you want to play a game.
Seanbot
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by Seanbot » Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:02 am
Moogirl wrote: [19:47:14] period jokes = not cool
[19:47:23] no wait it's the anus
[19:47:25] wtf
[19:47:46] a cloud cannot have that much blood
Maxaxle
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by Maxaxle » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:17 pm
I CAN FEEL MY BRAIN MELTING FROM MY SKULL.
Wait! I know something that can protect me!
*puts on nerdy glasses and cracks open a college-level physics book*
*calculates the trajectory of a meteor that will pass the Earth but not hit it*
*catapults Seanbot into said trajectory so that it kills him*
"Failing to plan is planning to fail."
Bug me if you want to play a game.
penguinflyer5234
Sheep (Developer)
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by penguinflyer5234 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:33 pm
Oops, the earth moved onto the said trajectory and the comet hits Maxaxle with a golf-sized thunk.
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penguinflyer2222
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by penguinflyer2222 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:49 pm
"FORE!" *5234 is hit on the head with a golf ball.*
You can crush with a knife, but stabbing with a hammer no. And.. golf-sized? xD
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octagon
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by octagon » Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:44 am
Cimeries wrote: "Maxaxle, you
ARE the demons!"
And then Maxaxle was a zombie.
That "being killed by demons" song should be the soundtrack of the Wizard Starter^^... although "being murked by mephits" would be more precise.
*casually slices 2222 with a towel*
Seanbot
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by Seanbot » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:26 am
*Throws piping hot Micorwave pie at Octagon*
Scalding meat damage!
Moogirl wrote: [19:47:14] period jokes = not cool
[19:47:23] no wait it's the anus
[19:47:25] wtf
[19:47:46] a cloud cannot have that much blood
Maxaxle
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by Maxaxle » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:14 am
*Impales Sean on a frozen cabbage*
Freezing veggie damage!
"Failing to plan is planning to fail."
Bug me if you want to play a game.
Seanbot
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by Seanbot » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:54 am
*Impales Maxaxle on a frozen tomato*
Freezing fruit damage!
Moogirl wrote: [19:47:14] period jokes = not cool
[19:47:23] no wait it's the anus
[19:47:25] wtf
[19:47:46] a cloud cannot have that much blood
Maxaxle
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by Maxaxle » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:47 am
*Teaches Seanbot how to swallow swords*
*stops teaching how to take sword from throat*
*leaves Seanbot to die from choking on own blood*
"Failing to plan is planning to fail."
Bug me if you want to play a game.
octagon
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by octagon » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:33 am
*gives Maxaxle a lethal shock with an electric plum*
Frizzling fruit damage!
Agent of Dread
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by Agent of Dread » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:38 am
*Sings 'Violent Pornography' by System of a Down*
octagon asplodes!