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Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:48 am

Effit left the room (quit: Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Effit1!~36840@CPE-124-181-93-181.lns9.win.bigpond.net.au))).

Ghosting suddenly got cooler.

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:56 pm

'Cause they switched to the new ircd-seven server thing. It's cooler, yeah.

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:15 pm

Although frigg and calvino are just a teeny bit odd...

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:03 am

THIS IS NU CHATLOG YOU WILL NOT ENJOY IT

Spoiler: Ben loves you!

(05:34:00 PM) pf2222: goaway
(05:34:03 PM) pf2222: nu
(05:34:05 PM) BenUrban: lol
(05:34:05 PM) pf2222: yesw
(05:34:06 PM) pf2222: no
(05:34:08 PM) pf2222: yes
(05:34:10 PM) pf2222: now
(05:34:12 PM) pf2222: 6y7rs
(05:34:14 PM) pf2222: s
(05:34:17 PM) pf2222: yes?
(05:34:21 PM) pf2222: YEAH BABY
(05:34:24 PM) pf2222: GO WAWY
(05:34:25 PM) BenUrban: rofl
(05:34:32 PM) ***pf2222 does a wave
(05:34:39 PM) BenUrban: post the log!
(05:34:41 PM) pf2222: kick
(05:34:52 PM) ***pf2222 posts a log on Ben
(05:34:58 PM) pf2222: wut
(05:35:05 PM) pf2222: VUT
(05:35:09 PM) pf2222: VUUT
(05:35:11 PM) pf2222: MUUT
(05:35:11 PM) BenUrban: VOOT
(05:35:14 PM) pf2222: SMUUT
(05:35:16 PM) pf2222: SMOOT
(05:35:20 PM) pf2222: SMUURF
(05:35:22 PM) BenUrban: SMITE
(05:35:26 PM) pf2222: SMURF THE TURF
(05:35:28 PM) BenUrban: SMITE THEE!
(05:35:34 PM) BenUrban: wut
(05:35:36 PM) pf2222: SMAT THEE
(05:35:46 PM) pf2222: MATS TEA
(05:35:50 PM) pf2222: FAT SEA
(05:35:59 PM) pf2222: LAT TEA
(05:36:09 PM) pf2222: FAT WEE
(05:36:09 PM) BenUrban: LATTE
(05:36:14 PM) pf2222: FAT WII
(05:36:19 PM) pf2222: LATEE
(05:36:25 PM) BenUrban: LATE?
(05:36:25 PM) pf2222: LATE YOU ARE
(05:36:28 PM) BenUrban: lol
(05:36:30 PM) BenUrban: LATE TEA
(05:36:32 PM) pf2222: LATE IS
(05:36:35 PM) pf2222: LOVE IS
(05:36:42 PM) pf2222: LUV IZ?
(05:36:51 PM) pf2222: LUV IZ... HITTING PEOPLE
(05:36:54 PM) BenUrban: TODAY
(05:36:59 PM) BenUrban: is valentine's day xD
(05:37:07 PM) pf2222: CUZ LUV = PARTAH
(05:37:11 PM) pf2222: LUV HURTS.
(05:37:16 PM) pf2222: LUV MOOSE
(05:37:21 PM) pf2222: LUV MOUSE
(05:37:24 PM) pf2222: WOOD MOUSE
(05:37:31 PM) pf2222: VOODMOOSE
(05:37:37 PM) pf2222: FART MOOSE
(05:37:42 PM) pf2222: 2222 UGLY
(05:37:45 PM) pf2222: YOU FAT
(05:37:50 PM) pf2222: I NO RIGHT
(05:37:54 PM) pf2222: WUT
(05:38:01 PM) pf2222: PURPLE SNOW IS EATING ME
(05:38:07 PM) pf2222: PURPLE HAZE
(05:38:13 PM) pf2222: PURPLE HAX
(05:38:19 PM) pf2222: PURPLE SQUERKLE
(05:38:27 PM) pf2222: PURPEL SQUIERKL
(05:38:35 PM) pf2222: PURPOSELY MISPELLED
(05:38:59 PM) pf2222: MYMOUTHISONFIRE
(05:39:04 PM) pf2222: BURN BABY BURN
(05:39:08 PM) pf2222: BURNT BABY
(05:39:12 PM) pf2222: DISGUSTING
(05:39:17 PM) pf2222: YUMMY ^^
(05:39:22 PM) pf2222: WUTTHEHAZ
(05:39:34 PM) pf2222: WUTTHEHAZE
(05:39:43 PM) pf2222: WUTTHEHAY
(05:39:49 PM) pf2222: HAYISFORHORSEYS
(05:39:55 PM) pf2222: NOT FOR MEAT
(05:40:04 PM) pf2222: LETSMEATEACHOTHER
(05:40:09 PM) BenUrban: ROFL
(05:40:10 PM) pf2222: LETS NOT
(05:40:14 PM) pf2222: LETS SO
(05:40:21 PM) BenUrban: LETS SEW
(05:40:26 PM) pf2222: LETS SOW
(05:40:26 PM) BenUrban: LETS KNOT
(05:40:33 PM) pf2222: LETS EAT PIGGIES???
(05:40:39 PM) pf2222: LETS EAT ROT
(05:40:44 PM) BenUrban: LETS KNOW SEW
(05:40:45 PM) pf2222: YUM... ROT...
(05:40:47 PM) BenUrban: *KNOT
(05:40:49 PM) BenUrban: lol
(05:40:50 PM) pf2222: SUE SUE
(05:40:56 PM) pf2222: SUE THE SUE TO SUELAND
(05:41:07 PM) pf2222: SUERS SEW SOWS
(05:41:15 PM) pf2222: DEATH BY PIGGY!
(05:41:20 PM) pf2222: DEATH BY CLAMS
(05:41:24 PM) ***BenUrban casts piggy
(05:41:27 PM) pf2222: CLAMS NO LIKE ORANGES
(05:41:33 PM) pf2222: CLAMS EAT OYSTERS
(05:41:44 PM) pf2222: BUT OYSTERS EAT ORANGES
(05:41:51 PM) pf2222: COWS LIKE FAT ORANGES
(05:42:07 PM) pf2222: VUT THE COWMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(05:42:15 PM) pf2222: COW MOO IS FAT HAM
(05:42:21 PM) pf2222: ...
(05:42:24 PM) pf2222: HAX
(05:42:31 PM) pf2222: 4
(05:42:41 PM) pf2222: H4X 4 LIF3
(05:43:13 PM) pf2222: LIFÉ FOR LIFE
(05:43:18 PM) pf2222: THE GAME OF LIFE
(05:43:28 PM) pf2222: THE GAME OF LUV!!!
(05:43:33 PM) pf2222: LUV IS FOR SINNERS
(05:43:49 PM) pf2222: ...98 POINT 7! KLUV!
(05:43:53 PM) pf2222: DALLAS FORT WORTH
(05:44:13 PM) pf2222: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ARE THE SINNERS, MY FRIENDS!
(05:44:21 PM) pf2222: AND WE'LL EAT ALIENS TILL THE END
(05:44:59 PM) pf2222: WEEEEEEEEEEEE AREEEEEEEE TEH SINNNNNNNNNNNNERS! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ARE TEH SINNERS! NOOOOO TIME FOR ANGELS CAUSE WEEE ARE THE SINNERS... OF TEH WORLD!
(05:45:07 PM) pf2222: *INSTRUMENTAL*
(05:45:13 PM) pf2222: *MORE INSTRUMENTALS*
(05:45:19 PM) pf2222: *INSTUMENTAL?*
(05:45:30 PM) pf2222: *TOO MUCH INSTRUMENTS EATING TIME*
(05:45:45 PM) pf2222: TOO MUCH FOR INSTUMENTALS CAUSE WE EAT HELLCATS
(05:45:56 PM) pf2222: ...AND THEY'RE OFF!
(05:46:10 PM) pf2222: *RACE MUSIC THING*
(05:46:26 PM) pf2222: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BEN IZ IN LAST PLACE. SORRY
(05:46:35 PM) pf2222: WOOOT YEAH *CHEERS*
(05:46:53 PM) pf2222: IN THE MEANTIME... THERE IS NO TEA IN ENGLAND!
(05:46:57 PM) pf2222: OMGWTFHAX
(05:47:17 PM) pf2222: THE BBC REPORTS THAT THE TEA WAS STOLEN BY SOME PEOPLE DRESSED LIKE SOME PEOPLE
(05:47:25 PM) pf2222: LOLWUT NICE DESCRIPTION STUPID
(05:47:26 PM) BenUrban: NOES
(05:47:54 PM) pf2222: THE NEW YORK TIMES LAUGHS AT THE TEA-LESS ENGLANDERS
(05:47:58 PM) pf2222: TEH EBILS
(05:48:37 PM) pf2222: LATER REPORTS SHOW THAT THE TEA WAS DUMPED INTO THE DALLAS HARBOR
(05:48:48 PM) pf2222: WTFHAX DALLAS HAZ NO HARBOR
(05:48:58 PM) BenUrban: xD
(05:49:44 PM) pf2222: MOREOVER ALL THE TEA HAS BEEN SAFELY RETURNED TO THE AUSTRALIANS
(05:49:53 PM) pf2222: WUT IT WUZ ENGLAND'S
(05:49:55 PM) BenUrban: my friend would like a translation of hasta que los golpes de caja eléctrica de un fusible
(05:50:24 PM) pf2222: until the electrical box blows a fuse
(05:50:38 PM) BenUrban: ty
(05:51:11 PM) pf2222: NOW BACK TO THE COFFEE RACE IN NEW ZEALAND
(05:51:56 PM) pf2222: ZEALAND TEALAND? COFFEE SUX
(05:52:10 PM) pf2222: BUT THE NEW ZEALANDERS DON'T DREAM TEA
(05:52:24 PM) pf2222: TOO BAD SO SAD LET'S PARTE TONITE
(05:52:36 PM) pf2222: *EXPLOSIVE PARTE TONITE GOES HERE*
(05:52:45 PM) pf2222: BOOM BAM SH-WANG
(05:53:07 PM) pf2222: *EXPLOSIVE PARTE TONITE HAZ BEEN FILLED WITH TOO MANY NOTHINGNESSES&
(05:53:22 PM) pf2222: THERE'S GONNA BE A PARTY TONIGHT
(05:53:41 PM) pf2222: MEANWHILE BACK, THERE'S A SHELTER BEING ROBBED OF AIR
(05:53:55 PM) pf2222: OMG PENNY LANE EATS AIR?
(05:54:07 PM) pf2222: YES, ON A SECONDLY BASIS
(05:54:15 PM) pf2222: IS SECONDLY EVEN A WORD
(05:54:18 PM) pf2222: YES
(05:54:38 PM) pf2222: OH YEAH BUT IT'S BEING USED INCORR--
(05:54:55 PM) pf2222: THE BBC WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO SHUSH THE MOUTHY!
(05:55:04 PM) pf2222: BBC SHUT YOU MOUTHY
(05:55:11 PM) BenUrban: lol
(05:55:20 PM) pf2222: THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU IT HAS NO MOUTHY TO SHUT
(05:55:26 PM) pf2222: SHUT DA MOUFY
(05:55:37 PM) pf2222: THE BBC SHUTS YOUR MOUTHY
(05:55:43 PM) pf2222: MMMF
(05:56:00 PM) pf2222: ANYWHO, THERE IS A BANK ON A MOTORWAY
(05:56:07 PM) pf2222: *DUCT TAPE SAW*
(05:56:24 PM) pf2222: IT'S ABOUT TO GET RUN OVER
(05:56:30 PM) pf2222: BY A REINDEER?
(05:56:40 PM) pf2222: NO, BY A RAINDEER
(05:56:49 PM) pf2222: BY ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE?
(05:56:57 PM) pf2222: NO... A RAINDEER
(05:57:18 PM) pf2222: A KALIMAZOO CARIBOU?
(05:57:55 PM) pf2222: NO... A-- *BANK IS RUN OVER BY HUMONGOUS SNAKE*
(05:58:08 PM) pf2222: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! A GIANT HUMMINGBIRD
(05:59:06 PM) pf2222: WE REGRET TO INTERRUPT THIS NEWS REPORT FOR ANOTHER NEWS REPORT: THERE IS NO ONE IN THE AMERICAS.
(05:59:08 PM) BenUrban: hummmmmmmm
(05:59:12 PM) pf2222: COFFEE SUX.
(05:59:23 PM) pf2222: ...EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE PERSON THERE
(05:59:31 PM) pf2222: DO YOU DRINK COFFEE?
(05:59:48 PM) pf2222: NO, I AM BRITISH, WE DRINK LOTS AND LOTS OF TEA THERE
(05:59:51 PM) pf2222: THAR?
(06:00:25 PM) pf2222: ... DIII---*LOST COMMUNICATIONS SIGNAL PLZ RETRY IN 499325275897259 SECONDS*
(06:00:43 PM) pf2222: I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT COFFEE SUX.
(06:01:02 PM) pf2222: I'z getting bored now
(06:01:10 PM) pf2222: ok *chatlog*

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:41 am

(22:30:46) Effit: WOAH HAWTNESS
(22:30:49) BenUrban: Effit: i'm not seeing the file it mentions...
(22:30:51) BenUrban: ?
(22:30:52) Seanbotv20: but then again, SFML and SDL do demand their own windows
(22:31:01) Effit: best wallpaper evar
(22:31:05) Effit: DOWNLOADZ
(22:31:09) BenUrban: link!
(22:31:23) Effit: http://smouch.net/lol
(22:31:37) Seanbotv20: My wallpaper is some picture of a plant I found in FEdora somewhere that I used in an ergonomics presentation
(22:32:14) You have been kicked by BenUrban: (Effit)
(22:32:25) The topic for #egoboo is: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | 2.8.0 is pining for the fjords apparently | Effit's Vulture's is broken! RAEGQUIT!
(22:32:25) mode (+v Effit) by ChanServ
(22:32:31) Effit: Don't appreciate being rickrolled?
(22:32:53) BenUrban: i don't appreciate risking alerting my parenst to my awakeness
(22:32:56) BenUrban: *parents
(22:33:03) Seanbotv20: wayt o crash my computes
(22:33:10) BenUrban: and i don't appreciate evil windows that won't close
(22:33:10) Effit: your parents are in the same house as you atm?
(22:33:15) BenUrban: without disabling js
(22:33:17) BenUrban: yes
(22:33:19) Effit: lol, that's rickrolling for you
(22:33:23) Seanbotv20: my mozilla exploded
(22:33:26) Effit: heehee
(22:33:27) Seanbotv20: I hope you're happy
(22:33:29) Effit: i am
(22:33:35) Effit: mostly because you didn't figure it out
(22:33:39) You have been kicked by BenUrban: (bastard)
(22:33:46) The topic for #egoboo is: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | 2.8.0 is pining for the fjords apparently | Effit's Vulture's is broken! RAEGQUIT!
(22:33:46) farmer.freenode.net: (notice) [freenode-info] channel trolls and no channel staff around to help? please check with freenode support: http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#gettinghelp
(22:33:46) mode (+v Effit) by ChanServ
(22:33:48) Effit: Owww
(22:33:54) You have been kicked by BenUrban: (in the butt)
(22:34:01) The topic for #egoboo is: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | 2.8.0 is pining for the fjords apparently | Effit's Vulture's is broken! RAEGQUIT!
(22:34:02) mode (+v Effit) by ChanServ
(22:34:05) Seanbotv20: yeah well, I am very disappoint Effit.
(22:34:06) Effit: Zoe did enough kicking
(22:34:12) Effit: Owwwwwwwwwwwww
(22:34:15) BenUrban: apparently not
(22:34:20) Effit: brb need to shower
(22:34:27) Seanbotv20: moreso disappoint when Lesbians
(22:34:28) You have been kicked by BenUrban: (in the shower)
(22:34:39) The topic for #egoboo is: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | 2.8.0 is pining for the fjords apparently | Effit's Vulture's is broken! RAEGQUIT!
(22:34:40) mode (+v Effit) by ChanServ
(22:34:42) Effit: ENOUF
(22:34:47) BenUrban: very well
(22:34:53) BenUrban: never rickroll again
(22:34:56) BenUrban: EVER

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:02 pm

I should've read the whole log first

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:46 am

I believe that's the second time I've accidentally rickrolled you.

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:44 pm

Spoiler: OMFG OMFG YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE TOPIC OMFG OMFG TOPIC CHANGED YOU OMFG OMFG

*The current topic was "Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Foot tapping 2.8.0 takes over OpenTTD wut multiplayer injustice D: insanity.".

(06:51:44 PM) pf2222: (05:12:37 PM) #egoboo: The topic for #egoboo is: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Foot tapping does not do it justice, 2.8.0 | OpenTTD is taking us over D: | Wut is there to do? Play Egoboo multiplayer?
(06:51:47 PM) pf2222: yesterday
(06:51:51 PM) pf2222: I changed it
(06:52:02 PM) pf5234: ok where did injustice come from then
(06:52:16 PM) pf2222: "not do it justice,"
(06:52:59 PM) pf2222: "Why, it is called the Windilsy Forest. Duh." answered Alexander.
(06:53:21 PM) pf5234: we should keep changing the topic until it gets too weird
(06:53:28 PM) pf5234: or do something like it
(06:53:38 PM) BenUrban: lol
(06:53:41 PM) BenUrban: ok
(06:55:04 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | 2.8.0 tap-dances on the state of OpenTTD and Toribash while multiple players do it injustice.
(06:55:18 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | 2.8.0 tap-dances on the stage of OpenTTD and Toribash while multiple players do it injustice.
(06:55:22 PM) pf2222: typo
(06:55:29 PM) pf5234: (so the order is 5234 2222 Ben, I guess)
(06:55:33 PM) BenUrban: nah
(06:56:19 PM) pf5234!~neptunium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf5234 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | 2.8.0 puts on a show for OpenTTD and Toribash while multiple players do injustly things.
(06:57:14 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | 2.8.0 shows multiple players injustice at OpenTTD and Toribash.
(06:57:39 PM) BenUrban: reductum ad absurdum?
(06:57:49 PM) pf5234: wut
(06:58:18 PM) pf2222: reduxt
(06:58:21 PM) pf5234!~neptunium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf5234 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | 2.8.0 shows a countdown of multiple players' injustice to OpenTTD and Toribash.
(06:58:22 PM) pf2222: *reduct
(06:58:25 PM) pf2222: absurb
(06:58:28 PM) pf2222: NEVER
(06:59:22 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | 2.8.0 counts multiple player's injustice for OpenTTD and Toribash.
(06:59:48 PM) pf5234: is there one player?
(06:59:53 PM) pf2222: typo
(07:00:50 PM) pf5234!~neptunium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf5234 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | OpenTTD and Toribash force 2.8.0 to count injustices of multiple players.
(07:01:40 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players do stuff wrong, OpenTTD and Toribash take out their anger on 2.8.0 the counter.
(07:01:45 PM) pf5234: (is that even a word?)
(07:02:06 PM) BenUrban: is what a word?
(07:02:12 PM) pf5234: injustices
(07:02:14 PM) pf2222: injustices I suppose
(07:02:16 PM) BenUrban: of course
(07:02:43 PM) pf5234!~neptunium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf5234 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players fail at life, so OpenTTD and Toribash have to clean up after them while 2.8.0 counts.
(07:03:54 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players fail at making life, so OpenTTD and Toribash have to clean up their messes while 2.8.0 counts.
(07:04:31 PM) pf5234!~neptunium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf5234 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players fail at making babies, so OpenTTD and Toribash have to babysit them while 2.8.0 goes to Sesame Street.
(07:04:51 PM) BenUrban: lolwut
(07:05:38 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players fail at making babies, so OpenTTD and Toribash get paid to babysit while 2.8.0 tours Sesame Street.
(07:06:12 PM) Effit: wtf is happening \o/
(07:06:19 PM) pf5234: randomness
(07:06:31 PM) BenUrban: Effit: have u tickled?
(07:06:33 PM) pf2222: how we got from injustices to making babies shows that
(07:06:36 PM) pf5234!~neptunium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf5234 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players fail at making babies, so OpenTTD and Toribash get paid to babysat while 2.8.0 becomes Count von Count.
(07:06:38 PM) Effit: girls being stupid
(07:06:56 PM) BenUrban:

(07:07:20 PM) pf5234: Ben why won't QuickTime play .ogg files?
(07:07:32 PM) BenUrban: because it's stupid
(07:07:33 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players fail at babying, so OpenTTD and Toribash sit on babies while 2.8.0 counts and makes thunder in Sesame Street.
(07:07:39 PM) BenUrban: i use perian to let it play them, iirc
(07:07:57 PM) pf5234: and why does VLC skip like a second when playing them
(07:07:59 PM) Effit: Play Toribash?
(07:08:02 PM) BenUrban: dunno
(07:08:10 PM) pf5234: (VLC 0.7.2 on Mac)
(07:08:23 PM) BenUrban: hmm
(07:08:26 PM) ***Effit finally gets a chance to stare at wallpaper
(07:08:29 PM) BenUrban: u talking about caley's computer?
(07:08:31 PM) pf2222: AAAAAAAAAAAAH
(07:08:39 PM) BenUrban: Effit: have u nummied?
(07:08:44 PM) Effit: ubuntu
(07:08:49 PM) BenUrban: fine!
(07:08:55 PM) Effit: rawr :3
(07:08:58 PM) pf2222: *censors wallpaper*
(07:09:06 PM) Effit: D:
(07:09:08 PM) pf2222: (lolwut)
(07:09:12 PM) pf5234!~neptunium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf5234 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players mail at babies, so OpenTTD and Toribash sit on Barbies while 2.8.0 hosts a music show.
(07:09:16 PM) Effit: but the panties and the sword and the boobies D:
(07:09:25 PM) pf2222: YAY SITTING ON BARBIES FTW
(07:09:29 PM) pf5234!~neptunium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf5234 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players mail babies, so OpenTTD and Toribash sit on Barbies while 2.8.0 hosts a music show.
(07:09:30 PM) Effit: OUWCH
(07:10:15 PM) BenUrban: i r having trouble....
(07:10:18 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players send their babies to the post office, so OpenTTD and Toribash crush puny Barbies while 2.8.0 sings.
(07:10:23 PM) Effit: trouble doing what?
(07:10:32 PM) BenUrban: i are playing ff
(07:10:32 PM) pf2222: pizza
(07:10:42 PM) Effit: NO FF PLAY TORIBASH <:O
(07:11:18 PM) BenUrban: i'm at a point where after a few steps, i will encounter 4 sorcerors
(07:11:22 PM) ***Effit prays to Thanos for a good game of Vulture's
(07:11:40 PM) BenUrban: each sorceror can attack in one of three ways
(07:11:53 PM) BenUrban: regular attack does effectively no damage
(07:11:53 PM) pf5234: so we're praying to the Dark Dawn's god?
(07:12:13 PM) BenUrban: physical death attack is instant death
(07:12:22 PM) BenUrban: trance attack stuns
(07:12:29 PM) BenUrban: which may as well be instant death
(07:12:36 PM) BenUrban: since i am in a solo party
(07:12:43 PM) Effit: Thanos the chaotic male elven wizard got holy water D:
(07:12:58 PM) pf5234: DO ^ ^ v v < > < > B A
(07:12:58 PM) BenUrban: holy water still blesses stuff if you're chaotic
(07:13:10 PM) BenUrban: ff iz not konami
(07:13:16 PM) BenUrban: anyway
(07:13:22 PM) pf5234: since it's holy to chaotic peoples
(07:13:27 PM) BenUrban: i can rewind a certain amount of time
(07:13:33 PM) Effit: You stop. Dark Dawn is in the way!
(07:13:33 PM) BenUrban: so i can keep redoing the battle
(07:13:36 PM) BenUrban: but
(07:13:50 PM) BenUrban: i can't change what i'm fighting
(07:13:53 PM) pf5234: + a - Smite (target Dark Dawn)
(07:13:59 PM) Effit: simple solution: go more than solo party!
(07:14:16 PM) BenUrban: only thing i can change is randomness in the enemy strategy
(07:14:29 PM) BenUrban: (each enemy chooses one attack at random)
(07:14:44 PM) BenUrban: my goal is to be able to flee in the first round
(07:15:06 PM) ***BenUrban rewinds as far as he can
(07:15:28 PM) pf5234: ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A
(07:15:44 PM) BenUrban: looks like i can't avoid the encounter
(07:16:07 PM) BenUrban: ...wtf
(07:16:10 PM) BenUrban: hmm
(07:16:14 PM) BenUrban: ah
(07:16:18 PM) Seanbotv20 [~Seanbotv2@c122-107-105-232.blktn5.nsw.optusnet.com.au] entered the room.
(07:16:18 PM) #egoboo: mode (+v Seanbotv20) by ChanServ
(07:16:20 PM) pf5234: hiii
(07:16:21 PM) BenUrban: hai
(07:16:48 PM) BenUrban: also, i'm not cure i'm even able to flee these guys
(07:16:50 PM) Seanbotv20: hai
(07:16:58 PM) Seanbotv20: I got kicked off because it's a nice day outside
(07:17:05 PM) pf5234!~neptunium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf5234 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players send their babies to the post office to post as mail, so OpenTTD and Toribash eat puny Barbies while 2.8.0 sang a song about Barbies.
(07:17:13 PM) Seanbotv20: 5234 did you reads my stories?
(07:17:20 PM) Effit: WHAT SHOULD I WISH FOR
(07:17:24 PM) pf5234: of course

(07:17:25 PM) BenUrban: NICE
(07:17:27 PM) BenUrban: hmm
(07:17:30 PM) Seanbotv20: Wish for a wishing well
(07:17:31 PM) BenUrban: Effit: think hard about this
(07:17:36 PM) Effit: A wand of wishing?
(07:17:37 PM) BenUrban: first...
(07:17:39 PM) BenUrban: what are you?
(07:17:40 PM) BenUrban: no
(07:17:40 PM) pf5234: can't do
(07:17:44 PM) Effit: Wizard
(07:17:47 PM) Effit: Wish for magicbane?
(07:17:48 PM) Seanbotv20: of course: ":"(?
(07:17:50 PM) BenUrban: no
(07:17:53 PM) Effit: okay
(07:17:56 PM) BenUrban: think harder
(07:17:58 PM) Effit: Not the Amulet
(07:17:58 PM) pf5234: you can't wish for more wishes
(07:18:08 PM) Effit: One time I wished for a blessed wand of death, and got it
(07:18:13 PM) pf5234: except for smoky potions..
(07:18:16 PM) BenUrban: that you can wish for
(07:18:20 PM) BenUrban: but
(07:18:28 PM) Seanbotv20: wish for the amulet of yendor!
(07:18:30 PM) BenUrban: it's not usually worth a wish
(07:18:32 PM) Effit: doesn't work
(07:18:33 PM) pf5234: nu >:{
(07:18:33 PM) BenUrban: no!
(07:18:34 PM) Effit: you get a fake
(07:18:48 PM) BenUrban: hmm
(07:18:57 PM) BenUrban: does dsm hinder casting?
(07:19:05 PM) Effit: A spellbook of identify?
(07:19:10 PM) BenUrban: no
(07:19:21 PM) BenUrban: also, what gave you the wish?
(07:19:29 PM) Effit: A water demon from a fountain
(07:19:31 PM) BenUrban: oh
(07:19:32 PM) Seanbotv20: wish for a wand of wishing
(07:19:35 PM) BenUrban: no!
(07:19:44 PM) Seanbotv20: wish for TWO wands of wishing
(07:19:46 PM) BenUrban: Seanbotv20: TDTTOE
(07:20:08 PM) Effit: what does that stand for again?
(07:20:09 PM) BenUrban: your best bet is generally SDSM or GDSM
(07:20:10 PM) Seanbotv20: OH NO!
(07:20:13 PM) Seanbotv20: NOT TTDTOE!
(07:20:17 PM) BenUrban: the devteam thinks of everything
(07:20:23 PM) Effit: ohh
(07:20:24 PM) Effit: right
(07:20:31 PM) BenUrban: there is only one way to wish for anything that can give more wishes, and it's a long shot
(07:20:38 PM) Seanbotv20: did they think of wishing for a better dev team?
(07:20:39 PM) Effit: a magic lamp?
(07:20:40 PM) BenUrban: (smoky potions, i mean)
(07:20:46 PM) BenUrban: nope, you get a regular lamp
(07:20:49 PM) Effit: fff
(07:20:51 PM) pf5234: TTD? The Devteam?
(07:20:55 PM) pf5234: wut?
(07:20:56 PM) BenUrban: oops lol
(07:20:59 PM) BenUrban: TDT
(07:21:12 PM) BenUrban: oh
(07:21:16 PM) BenUrban: that was sean's typo
(07:21:17 PM) BenUrban: lol
(07:21:18 PM) BenUrban: anyway
(07:21:18 PM) Seanbotv20: oh man you guys missed me ranting about not having a 3D platformer game to play
(07:21:22 PM) ***pf2222 wants a fake amulet of yendor
(07:21:27 PM) Seanbotv20: like Secret of Time
(07:21:36 PM) pf5234: Secret of Time?
(07:21:36 PM) BenUrban: hmm
(07:21:36 PM) pf2222: aka just ben
(07:21:39 PM) pf5234: play that!
(07:21:39 PM) Seanbotv20: what do they even look like?
(07:21:47 PM) Seanbotv20: google image search to the rescue!
(07:21:58 PM) BenUrban: Effit: do u have reflection?
(07:22:06 PM) Seanbotv20: Secret of Time is winblows, and short
(07:22:11 PM) Effit: i have magic resistance, which reflects magic often enough
(07:22:15 PM) Seanbotv20: and I have played it to within an inch of it's life
(07:22:24 PM) pf5234: Reflection! Truly, mine is a wonderful life...
(07:22:25 PM) BenUrban: hmm
(07:22:30 PM) BenUrban: rofl
(07:22:33 PM) pf2222: poor kirby..
(07:22:42 PM) pf5234: poke poke, 2222, your turn
(07:22:49 PM) pf2222: ok
(07:22:49 PM) BenUrban: ok i think you should go for sdsm, then
(07:22:54 PM) Effit: ssm?
(07:22:57 PM) Effit: *sdsm
(07:23:04 PM) pf5234: SILVER DRAGON!
(07:23:09 PM) pf5234: SCALE MAIL!
(07:23:16 PM) BenUrban: blessed greased fixed +2 silver dragon scale mail
(07:23:18 PM) BenUrban: or +3
(07:23:19 PM) pf2222: http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/?p=142
(07:23:24 PM) Effit: but is that metal?
(07:23:32 PM) BenUrban: but if u do +2, you're guaranteed to get +2
(07:23:36 PM) pf5234: it's Dragon (TM)
(07:23:42 PM) BenUrban: i forget the chances for +3
(07:23:50 PM) pf5234: let's look
(07:23:59 PM) pf5234: it's dragon hide
(07:24:07 PM) Effit: okay, so i'm wishing for a blessed greased fixed +2 silver dragon scale mail
(07:24:14 PM) Effit: that's a lengthy title
(07:24:15 PM) Seanbotv20: OH NOES
(07:24:19 PM) Seanbotv20: I don't have nethack installed
(07:24:21 PM) BenUrban: it has to be lengthy
(07:24:46 PM) pf5234: +2 = 4/5
(07:24:49 PM) BenUrban: an alternative...
(07:24:49 PM) pf5234: +3 = 3/5
(07:24:52 PM) Effit: t- a greased silver dragon scale mail.
(07:24:54 PM) BenUrban: oh
(07:24:57 PM) BenUrban: ok
(07:24:59 PM) BenUrban: put it on
(07:25:13 PM) BenUrban: see if it's +2
(07:25:16 PM) BenUrban: or +0...
(07:25:26 PM) BenUrban: sry i was thinking of +1 that's guaranteed
(07:25:28 PM) Effit: +0
(07:25:29 PM) BenUrban: +2 is 80%
(07:25:30 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players give up their babies to the USPS, OpenTTD and Toribash eat puny arbie heads, and 2.8.0 sings a song about ugly Barbies.
(07:25:32 PM) BenUrban: aww
(07:25:35 PM) BenUrban: well
(07:25:39 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players give up their babies to the USPS, OpenTTD and Toribash eat puny Barbie heads, and 2.8.0 sings a song about ugly Barbies.
(07:25:41 PM) BenUrban: you can enchant it at some point
(07:25:47 PM) BenUrban: Effit: you better get far with this
(07:25:54 PM) pf5234: You die...
(07:25:56 PM) BenUrban: what dlvl?
(07:26:00 PM) pf5234: killed by a lichen
(07:26:02 PM) Effit: can i use my holy water?
(07:26:10 PM) BenUrban: on your blessed mail?
(07:26:17 PM) Effit: yeah
(07:26:22 PM) Effit: or does that just bless it?
(07:26:25 PM) BenUrban: to do what? superbless it?
(07:26:28 PM) pf2222: lool
(07:26:34 PM) BenUrban: xD
(07:26:38 PM) Seanbotv20: There's a Barbie movie on TV right now...
(07:26:41 PM) pf5234: DA NA NA NAAAAAAAA! You got the superblessed sdsm!
(07:26:46 PM) pf2222: t- a super-blessed greased silver dragon scale mail.
(07:26:52 PM) pf5234: You feel stupid. You haven't been paying attention.
(07:27:03 PM) BenUrban: foolish...
(07:27:04 PM) Effit: should i bless my cloak?
(07:27:08 PM) BenUrban: hmm
(07:27:22 PM) BenUrban: better to save the water
(07:27:25 PM) Effit: okay
(07:27:25 PM) pf5234: You feel foolish. You think Ben wants to eat you.
(07:27:29 PM) Effit: for magicbane or something?
(07:27:43 PM) BenUrban: magicbane, bag of holding, more water, various scrolls
(07:27:43 PM) Seanbotv20: blessing uncurses doesn't it?
(07:27:51 PM) Seanbotv20: I never got into Nethack properly
(07:27:54 PM) BenUrban: ir undoes curses, yes
(07:27:56 PM) pf2222: ummm..
(07:27:56 PM) BenUrban: *it
(07:28:00 PM) pf2222: blessing is like
(07:28:02 PM) pf2222: BLESSEd
(07:28:10 PM) Seanbotv20: couldn't even pray at the freaking altar because I couldn't get the key right
(07:28:17 PM) pf2222: #pray
(07:28:24 PM) BenUrban: ...
(07:28:28 PM) pf5234!~neptunium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf5234 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players give up their babies to the UPS, OpenTTD and Toribash eat punny Barbie heads, and 2.8.0 sings a song about ugly Babies.
(07:28:40 PM) pf2222: actually I don't think I've ever prayed at an altar
(07:28:41 PM) ***BenUrban wonders if pf2222 is now in the channel "#pray"
(07:28:41 PM) Seanbotv20: ffunds
(07:28:47 PM) pf2222: .......nope
(07:28:57 PM) BenUrban: 2222, you don't pray at an altar unless you're making holy water
(07:29:05 PM) BenUrban: or unholy water....
(07:29:08 PM) pf2222: wonder if it's full of religious people
(07:29:11 PM) BenUrban: lol
(07:29:21 PM) Seanbotv20: or you want to kill Gygas
(07:29:32 PM) Effit: YAY LEARNED DETECT FOOD
(07:29:36 PM) Seanbotv20: Who get's the reference?
(07:29:40 PM) pf5234: [19:29:26] [Notice] -ChanServ- Channel #pray is not registered.
(07:29:44 PM) BenUrban: noes!
(07:29:45 PM) pf5234: Earthbound...
(07:30:10 PM) BenUrban: Effit: i strongly recommend extreme caution with this wizard
(07:30:16 PM) BenUrban: what level r u?
(07:30:17 PM) Effit: okey dokey
(07:30:19 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players eat the UPS babies, OpenTTD and Toribash kiss Barbies, and 2.8.0 sings about fat babes.
(07:30:19 PM) Effit: level 2
(07:30:26 PM) BenUrban: dlvl 2 also?
(07:30:28 PM) pf5234: THIS \ IS A SLASH AND THIS / IS A BACKSLASH
(07:30:28 PM) Seanbotv20: eat his face
(07:30:29 PM) Effit: yep
(07:30:40 PM) BenUrban: very nice
(07:30:47 PM) pf2222: SLASH'EM SLASH'EM
(07:30:52 PM) pf5234: ok
(07:30:53 PM) BenUrban: your SDSM should come in very handy
(07:30:54 PM) pf2222: \/\\/\/\/\/\/
(07:31:00 PM) Seanbotv20: Manny Calavera
(07:31:05 PM) pf5234: I/ /LOV/E/ /Y//O/U/ /Y/OU// /L/O/V/E/ /M/E///
(07:31:06 PM) pf2222: \\\\\\\\\\\
(07:31:09 PM) Seanbotv20: is the shiz
(07:31:09 PM) Seanbotv20: he is a dood
(07:31:10 PM) pf2222: SLASH
(07:31:13 PM) pf2222: 'EM
(07:31:14 PM) ***Effit feasts on lichen corpses
(07:31:21 PM) pf5234: Residual
(07:31:33 PM) Effit: ooh yay a chaotic alta
(07:31:33 PM) Effit: r
(07:31:40 PM) pf2222: pfff
(07:31:42 PM) BenUrban: \o/
(07:31:47 PM) Seanbotv20: is it working very well?
(07:31:48 PM) BenUrban: do some BUC testing on your mail xD
(07:31:48 PM) pf2222: I never can get coaligned
(07:31:55 PM) pf5234: dunno
(07:32:00 PM) pf5234: don't have Grim Fandango
(07:32:03 PM) Seanbotv20: It would probably work better than the original in XP
(07:32:06 PM) Effit: how do i test?
(07:32:10 PM) pf5234: drop it!
(07:32:14 PM) Seanbotv20: ID OES!
(07:32:18 PM) pf5234: DROP ANYTHING TO GET BUC
(07:32:19 PM) BenUrban: drop things on the altar
(07:32:31 PM) pf5234: ...fat babes?
(07:32:43 PM) Seanbotv20: I was going to ask DOuble Fine if they were helping the doods doing residual
(07:32:45 PM) BenUrban: meh, screw this...
(07:32:49 PM) Effit: yayz sacrifieced a jackal
(07:32:52 PM) ***BenUrban reboots NES emu
(07:33:05 PM) BenUrban: Effit: do u know why i said no to magicbane?
(07:33:11 PM) Effit: why?
(07:33:26 PM) BenUrban: because magicbane is a guaranteed first gift for a wiz
(07:33:35 PM) Effit: ahh
(07:33:39 PM) BenUrban: live long enough, and you will get it ayway
(07:33:44 PM) Effit: how much sacrificing do you need to do?
(07:33:54 PM) BenUrban: random, of course
(07:33:56 PM) Seanbotv20: Gunnerkrigg
(07:33:58 PM) Effit: aww
(07:33:59 PM) Seanbotv20: Court
(07:34:03 PM) Effit: is
(07:34:04 PM) Effit: cool
(07:34:05 PM) pf5234: I got it first time, remember?

(07:34:25 PM) pf5234!~neptunium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf5234 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players eat UPS's babies, OpenTTD and Toribash mug Barbies, and 2.8.0 sings about pretty fat women.
(07:35:09 PM) Effit: Identified scrolls of stinking cloud \o/
(07:35:15 PM) BenUrban: lol
(07:35:20 PM) BenUrban: careful not to poison yourself
(07:35:34 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players eat male babies, OpenTTD and Toribash rape Barbies, and 2.8.0 sings about heavy Dutch gals.
(07:35:44 PM) pf5234: ...
(07:35:47 PM) Seanbotv20: oh man way to go Effit
(07:35:56 PM) Seanbotv20: I didn't realise you were actually going to throw me at him
(07:36:06 PM) Seanbotv20: me*Mathia
(07:36:06 PM) Effit: Also identified remove curse and fire
(07:36:11 PM) BenUrban: kewl
(07:36:17 PM) Effit: well yeah, it'll take down the statue real good
(07:36:17 PM) BenUrban: fire is a good one to blank
(07:36:24 PM) Effit: blank?
(07:36:31 PM) BenUrban: yes
(07:36:36 PM) Effit: what do you mean?
(07:36:38 PM) BenUrban: you can blank scrolls
(07:36:41 PM) pf5234: blank scrolls + magic marker = instant scrolls!
(07:36:43 PM) Seanbotv20: I think it's funny you're sorry, Mathia would love this.
(07:36:57 PM) Seanbotv20: she'd be like a frat boy with a beer bong
(07:36:57 PM) Effit: as in, erase?
(07:37:01 PM) pf2222: but she's koed?
(07:37:05 PM) Seanbotv20: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(07:37:21 PM) pf5234: I dunno what to say about the topic now :/
(07:37:21 PM) Effit: lookes like one of the potions that exploded was speed
(07:37:22 PM) Effit: cooool
(07:37:44 PM) Seanbotv20: yeah well if she was awake she would think t hilarious
(07:37:47 PM) Effit: phewwww
(07:37:53 PM) Seanbotv20: she's sick of being uselessly knocked out all the time
(07:37:54 PM) Effit: almost killed by a kobold lord
(07:38:01 PM) Effit: prayers ftw
(07:39:41 PM) pf5234!~neptunium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf5234 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players become hats (in the Seko meaning), OpenTTD and Toribash do nasty things to Barbies, and 2.8.0 listens to Queen.
(07:39:53 PM) ***pf2222 runs away from topic
(07:39:55 PM) pf2222: xD
(07:39:59 PM) BenUrban: lol
(07:40:21 PM) pf5234: you got me into that >_<
(07:40:22 PM) BenUrban: Effit: how is the kobold lord able to hit you?
(07:40:30 PM) Effit: what do you mean?
(07:40:37 PM) BenUrban: what's your AC?
(07:40:46 PM) pf5234: 127!
(07:40:48 PM) Effit: 10
(07:40:50 PM) Effit: OH WAIT
(07:40:53 PM) BenUrban: ROFL
(07:40:56 PM) Effit: FORGOT TO PUT MY ARMOUR BACK ON
(07:40:59 PM) BenUrban: you're not wearing your armor xD
(07:41:23 PM) Effit: found magic vault, but no teleport or escape yet
(07:41:26 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players hat OpenTTD and Toribash, Barbies are done injustice, and 2.8.0 rocks.
(07:41:33 PM) BenUrban: found the vault?
(07:41:34 PM) BenUrban: how?
(07:41:39 PM) pf5234: >:o
(07:41:53 PM) BenUrban: rofl
(07:41:57 PM) Effit: lol
(07:41:57 PM) BenUrban: nicely done, 2222
(07:42:03 PM) pf5234: that graffiti?
(07:42:06 PM) Effit: yeah
(07:42:14 PM) BenUrban: ad aerarium
(07:42:21 PM) Effit: mind leaving me some space, floating eye?
(07:42:27 PM) BenUrban: umm
(07:42:35 PM) BenUrban: try attacking the eye
(07:42:36 PM) pf5234: I'm kinda scared about the topic now >:o
(07:42:39 PM) BenUrban: wait
(07:42:44 PM) BenUrban: make sure you're wearing the armor
(07:42:46 PM) pf2222: reductum ad absurdum
(07:42:48 PM) Effit: oh, yayz
(07:42:50 PM) BenUrban:

(07:42:56 PM) Effit: D: no corpse
(07:42:57 PM) BenUrban: reflection ftw
(07:43:18 PM) ***Effit has a circle amulet and a square amulet
(07:43:24 PM) BenUrban: don't put them on!
(07:43:39 PM) pf5234: combine them together and get the amulet of yendor!
(07:43:41 PM) pf5234: \o
(07:43:42 PM) pf2222: one is cursed strangulation, other is blessed lifesaving
(07:43:43 PM) BenUrban: rofl
(07:43:46 PM) pf5234: /
(07:43:53 PM) BenUrban: they are both cursed
(07:44:04 PM) BenUrban: one is lifesaving, the other is strangulation
(07:44:10 PM) BenUrban: hmm
(07:44:12 PM) BenUrban: wait no
(07:44:14 PM) BenUrban: one is change
(07:44:16 PM) Effit: OH SHITE
(07:44:19 PM) BenUrban: other is strangulation
(07:44:20 PM) pf2222: lol
(07:44:22 PM) BenUrban: ...
(07:44:24 PM) BenUrban: what happened?
(07:44:27 PM) Effit: accidentally read destroy armour
(07:44:30 PM) Effit: there goes my cloak D:
(07:44:35 PM) BenUrban: DON'T READ-TEST SCROLLS
(07:44:38 PM) pf2222: at least it wasn't the mail
(07:44:40 PM) Effit: fffff
(07:44:40 PM) BenUrban: you're VERY lucky
(07:44:43 PM) Seanbotv20: Gunnerkrigg COurt
(07:44:49 PM) pf2222: Night Court
(07:44:58 PM) BenUrban: brb gotta get power
(07:45:10 PM) pf2222: Power to the people!
(07:45:12 PM) Effit: hold off that pony, kitten!
(07:45:36 PM) pf2222: stick dem amulets on de altar
(07:45:59 PM) Seanbotv20: I am thirst
(07:46:06 PM) pf2222: hi thirst
(07:46:16 PM) Seanbotv20: I shall try and find a gingered beer
(07:46:27 PM) Effit: They say that if you live by the sword, you'll die by the sword.
(07:46:29 PM) pf2222: no, not the beer!
(07:46:32 PM) BenUrban: ok
(07:46:42 PM) BenUrban: 5234, please try to make sure effit doesn't do anything stupid
(07:46:49 PM) BenUrban: i need to help set up dinnar
(07:46:52 PM) pf5234: what's the adverb form of injustice
(07:47:05 PM) Effit: black flash on circle amulet
(07:47:08 PM) BenUrban left the room (Kicked by pf2222 (kthxbai)).
(07:47:09 PM) BenUrban [~benurban@unaffiliated/benurban] entered the room.
(07:47:10 PM) #egoboo: mode (+o BenUrban) by ChanServ
(07:47:11 PM) pf5234: cursed
(07:47:14 PM) Effit: thought so
(07:47:15 PM) pf2222: kursed baby
(07:47:22 PM) pf5234: what's the adverb form of injustice
(07:47:28 PM) Effit: so is square
(07:47:32 PM) pf2222: it must be the strangulation one
(07:47:39 PM) Effit: both kursed
(07:47:40 PM) pf2222: ooh ben was right
(07:47:55 PM) pf5234!~neptunium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf5234 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players hat OpenTTD and Toribash while they enjoy it, Barbies are done with injustice, and 2.8.0 rocks and falls.

(07:47:58 PM) pf2222: both cursed
(07:48:08 PM) Seanbotv20: It's injusticaly
(07:48:19 PM) Effit: so which one is changed? it'd be interesting if Thanos was a chic

(07:48:25 PM) Seanbotv20: Injudiciously?
(07:48:31 PM) Seanbotv20: yup that's it
(07:49:19 PM) Seanbotv20: ginger beer is annoy
(07:49:28 PM) Seanbotv20: I can't get it open
(07:49:53 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players give OpenTTD and Toribash some hatlove, squished Barbies lie forgotton under the bed, and 2.8.0 is Humpty Dumpty.
(07:50:09 PM) pf5234: forgotten
(07:50:10 PM) pf2222: oh for a second I thought Sean got drunk already
(07:50:16 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players give OpenTTD and Toribash some hatlove, squished Barbies lie forgotten under the bed, and 2.8.0 is Humpty Dumpty.
(07:50:29 PM) pf2222: that's why he said annoy instead of annoynig
(07:50:31 PM) pf2222: *annoying
(07:50:57 PM) Effit: aw man
(07:51:04 PM) Effit: go away leprechaun

(07:51:18 PM) pf5234: put teh $ in teh bag!
(07:52:04 PM) pf5234!~neptunium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf5234 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players give OpenTTD and Toribash some more hatlove, squished Barbies lie forgotten under the begging leprechaun, and 2.8.0 is Humpty Dumpty.
(07:52:57 PM) ***Effit has no bag
(07:53:09 PM) Effit: but me got pickaxe and robbed the magic memory vault!

(07:53:18 PM) Seanbotv20: =YYYYYYYYYEEESSS
(07:53:18 PM) Seanbotv20: I GOT IT OPEN!
(07:53:27 PM) Seanbotv20: mmmmm
(07:53:33 PM) Seanbotv20: that's good giner beer
(07:53:43 PM) pf2222: OH GOD SEAN IS ABOUT TO GET DRUNK
(07:53:56 PM) pf5234: RUN!
(07:54:00 PM) Seanbotv20: hey pf2222
(07:54:12 PM) Seanbotv20: youroer loooking peretty totonight
(07:54:23 PM) Seanbotv20: howows aaboutt wwe
(07:54:31 PM) Seanbotv20: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(07:54:34 PM) Effit: "Hey, babe. What's your favourite position?" *glug glug glug*
(07:54:34 PM) Effit: "Offensive tackle." *WHAM*
(07:55:16 PM) Seanbotv20: Mathis would just punch him the face
(07:55:21 PM) Seanbotv20: Mathia*
(07:55:25 PM) Seanbotv20: then she would drink the beer
(07:55:41 PM) Effit: lol
(07:56:02 PM) Effit: THANKYOU FORCE BOLT
(07:56:11 PM) Effit: those rothes would've made off with me for sure
(07:56:37 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Multiple players hatlove OpenTTD and Toribash, crushed Barbies are robbed by leprechauns, and 2.8.0 gets drunk on a wall.
(07:56:41 PM) Seanbotv20: and then she would crush both man and beer can/bottle against her forehead
(07:56:55 PM) Effit: you give me back my cursed circular amulet, monkey
(07:57:46 PM) pf5234: "The monkey dons the circular amulet. The monkey suddenly looks more masculine! You feel attracted to the monkey."

(07:57:51 PM) Effit: wooo, 41 darts from the trap
(07:57:58 PM) pf2222: loll
(07:58:08 PM) pf5234: oh and the amulet crumbles to dust
(07:58:08 PM) Seanbotv20: Are you gys watching this dood?
(07:58:14 PM) Effit: osht it's the leprechaun
(07:58:15 PM) Seanbotv20: I am confuse, you seem like you might
(07:58:26 PM) pf2222: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
(07:58:32 PM) pf2222: SEAN LIKES
(07:58:35 PM) pf2222: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
(07:58:41 PM) pf2222: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
(07:58:41 PM) pf5234!~neptunium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf5234 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Seriously, 2.8.0. We hate waiting.
(07:58:44 PM) pf2222: Sean likes!
(07:58:44 PM) Effit: i'll take that gold back, thankyou
(07:58:47 PM) pf2222: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
(07:58:48 PM) Seanbotv20: I am almmost out! D:
(07:58:50 PM) pf2222: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
(07:58:58 PM) Effit: osht my pet ate leprechaun
(07:59:03 PM) Effit: TELEPORTITIS PET ROFL
(07:59:09 PM) pf2222: Gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-ginger!
(07:59:11 PM) Seanbotv20: I have maybe 10 mL left
(07:59:20 PM) pf2222: Beeeeeeeer!
(07:59:42 PM) pf2222: how much was in that thing
(07:59:44 PM) pf5234: "Your pet teleports right into your stomach! You feel that (god) is angry!"
(07:59:55 PM) pf2222: ......
(08:00:01 PM) Seanbotv20: 375mL
(08:00:11 PM) Effit: hoorah, a credit card
(08:00:20 PM) Seanbotv20: and about 0 standard drinks
(08:00:29 PM) Seanbotv20: though it had 115 energy

(08:00:33 PM) Seanbotv20: 11%
(08:00:57 PM) Seanbotv20: Effit knows what I'm atlking about
(08:01:08 PM) pf2222!~uranium@adsl-68-95-144-159.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net: pf2222 has changed the topic to: Website: http://egoboo.sourceforge.net | Current Release: 2.7.4 | Hello my baby hello my darling, come on come on 2.8.0!

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:05 pm

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Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:59 am

Spoiler: Costume Party!

(10:57:59 AM) Lord_Effit: I SAY, IT'S COSTUME PARTY TIME
(10:57:59 AM) Queen_pf5234: you are a jack :/
(10:58:13 AM) You are now known as Jack_Effit
(10:58:22 AM) Jack_Effit: I AM TEH PLAYING CARD
(10:58:27 AM) Queen_pf5234: ChanServ can't change his name

(10:58:34 AM) Queen_pf5234: He's my knight
(10:58:36 AM) Jack_Effit: Peasant_ChanServ
(10:58:43 AM) pf2222: ok
(10:58:50 AM) Queen_pf5234: 2222 is the princess
(10:58:56 AM) pf2222: Stars and Stripes 4EVER
(10:58:57 AM) Queen_pf5234: Sean is the treasurer
(10:59:04 AM) Jack_Effit: if i slay the dragon, i get the princess right?
(10:59:19 AM) pf2222 is now known as Princess
(10:59:23 AM) BenUrban: oh crap who's the dragon?
(10:59:27 AM) Princess: oops
(10:59:41 AM) Princess is now known as Princess_pf2222
(10:59:44 AM) Princess_pf2222: waah
(10:59:49 AM) Princess_pf2222: it didn't like my + sign at the end
(11:00:15 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 saves something
(11:00:17 AM) Queen_pf5234: Seko?
(11:00:17 AM) Jack_Effit: MIRRER MIRRER ON TEH WALL
(11:00:17 AM) BenUrban:

(11:00:26 AM) Jack_Effit: AM I COOL
(11:00:34 AM) Queen_pf5234: shadowmaster is the lord
(11:00:40 AM) BenUrban: OR WILL U FALL
(11:00:49 AM) Queen_pf5234: and unn is a peasant.
(11:00:49 AM) BenUrban:

(11:00:56 AM) BenUrban: pleasant peasant?
(11:00:59 AM) Princess_pf2222: LOAD ALREADY
(11:01:01 AM) BenUrban: or peasant pheasant
(11:01:08 AM) Princess_pf2222: I command you
(11:01:13 AM) Queen_pf5234: Seko is the dragon
(11:01:18 AM) BenUrban: and who am i?
(11:01:21 AM) Seanbotv20 is now known as Treasurer_Seanbo
(11:01:23 AM) Queen_pf5234: since you hate him so much Effit: P
(11:01:26 AM) Queen_pf5234: the Jester
(11:01:27 AM) Jack_Effit: raaaage
(11:01:30 AM) BenUrban: oh, right
(11:01:48 AM) Princess_pf2222: Seanbo's an awesome name.
(11:01:53 AM) BenUrban: lol indeed
(11:02:11 AM) Treasurer_Seanbo: this is not coolbeans
(11:02:18 AM) Princess_pf2222: So be kind to your fine feathered friends
(11:02:28 AM) BenUrban: yes milady
(11:02:38 AM) Princess_pf2222: Okay now I have awesome soundtrack to costume parteh.
(11:02:45 AM) Jack_Effit: SHOPPING.OGG
(11:02:52 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 approves
(11:02:52 AM) Princess_pf2222: lol
(11:02:55 AM) BenUrban: lol
(11:02:55 AM) Princess_pf2222: you can have that
(11:03:01 AM) Princess_pf2222: that'd be cool too
(11:03:14 AM) Princess_pf2222: I'm listening to Stars and Stripes Forever though
(11:03:24 AM) Jack_Effit: ben must nickchangw
(11:03:28 AM) Queen_pf5234: DEEEEEEEEEEE-NIED!
(11:03:36 AM) BenUrban: *sigh* if i must
(11:03:41 AM) Princess_pf2222: yay flutes
(11:03:42 AM) BenUrban is now known as Jester_Ben
(11:04:03 AM) Princess_pf2222: PLAY THE FUNKY FLUTE MR. WHITE BOOOY
(11:04:05 AM) Princess_pf2222: lol
(11:04:20 AM) Princess_pf2222: [/obscure song reference.]
(11:04:20 AM) Jester_Ben: I AM JESTER_BEN, THE DAY BEFORE TO_BEN
(11:04:25 AM) Treasurer_Seanbo is now known as Treasurer_Tonsus
(11:04:27 AM) Princess_pf2222: _Ben_
(11:04:36 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: TAXES!
(11:04:38 AM) Princess_pf2222: Tonus?
(11:04:41 AM) Princess_pf2222: *Tonsus?
(11:04:43 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: Tax colleeeeeeector
(11:04:51 AM) Queen_pf5234: I'm immune to taxes
(11:04:54 AM) Princess_pf2222: Why doth you changeth thy lovely name
(11:04:57 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: Tonsus is the perfect passive particicple of the latin word to shear
(11:05:19 AM) Princess_pf2222: Tonsus, go collect taxes. I'm not rich enough today.
(11:05:32 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: Tax Colleeeector
(11:05:38 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: Oh no minotaur!
(11:05:44 AM) ***Treasurer_Tonsus is minotaured
(11:05:48 AM) Jack_Effit: what does the jack do
(11:05:53 AM) Jester_Ben: taurball?
(11:05:56 AM) Princess_pf2222: unh-uh, mister wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilson
(11:06:01 AM) Princess_pf2222: if you don't want to pay some more
(11:06:08 AM) Princess_pf2222: unh-uh, mister heath
(11:06:10 AM) You are now known as Gordon_Freeman
(11:06:14 AM) Gordon_Freeman: I'M COOLER THAN YOU ALL
(11:06:16 AM) Queen_pf5234: "Jack is an archetypal English hero and stock character appearing in legends, fairy tales, and nursery rhymes, generally portrayed as a young adult. Unlike moralizing fairy heroes, Jack is often portrayed as lazy or foolish, but through the use of cleverness and tricks he usually emerges triumphant."
(11:06:19 AM) Princess_pf2222: OH YEAH?
(11:06:23 AM) Gordon_Freeman: YEAH
(11:06:30 AM) Princess_pf2222: /nick ...
(11:06:32 AM) Gordon_Freeman: BECAUSE I'M A NERD AND I SAVED THE WORLD A MILLION TIME
(11:06:33 AM) Gordon_Freeman: S
(11:06:38 AM) Princess_pf2222: ohcrapwhat'shisname
(11:06:42 AM) Princess_pf2222 is now known as Chuck1
(11:06:45 AM) Gordon_Freeman: osht
(11:06:47 AM) Chuck1 is now known as Chuck_Norris
(11:06:54 AM) Chuck_Norris: HAAAAAAAA!
(11:07:01 AM) Gordon_Freeman: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME MY DEAR
(11:07:01 AM) Chuck_Norris: ...
(11:07:08 AM) Chuck_Norris is now known as Princess_pf2222
(11:07:18 AM) Princess_pf2222: song needs to loop
(11:07:22 AM) ***Gordon_Freeman hits you all with gravity gun
(11:07:28 AM) You are now known as Jack_Effit
(11:07:31 AM) Princess_pf2222: You just lost the game.
(11:07:43 AM) Jack_Effit: no
(11:07:44 AM) Princess_pf2222: You just experienced Godwin's Law. HITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
(11:07:51 AM) Jack_Effit: Hiter?
(11:07:55 AM) Princess_pf2222: ohcrap I mispelled XD
(11:07:58 AM) Jester_Ben: lol
(11:08:02 AM) Princess_pf2222: ..
(11:08:05 AM) Princess_pf2222: Misspelled
(11:08:23 AM) Princess_pf2222: Hitler
(11:08:26 AM) Jack_Effit: Hilt
(11:08:30 AM) Jack_Effit: OF MAH SWORD
(11:08:37 AM) Princess_pf2222: Halt
(11:08:38 AM) ***Jack_Effit chops up the jester
(11:08:40 AM) Princess_pf2222: BY MY WORD
(11:08:56 AM) Jack_Effit: but i got it AT THE royal auction
(11:09:01 AM) Princess_pf2222: So
(11:09:06 AM) Jester_Ben: ow
(11:09:11 AM) Princess_pf2222: That doesn't mean you can chop up my servants with it
(11:09:18 AM) Jack_Effit: but he looked funny
(11:09:19 AM) Queen_pf5234: ...since when was there a royal auction
(11:09:21 AM) Jack_Effit: so i poked him
(11:09:25 AM) Princess_pf2222: kik
(11:09:27 AM) Jack_Effit: ...with a sword
(11:09:29 AM) Princess_pf2222: *lol
(11:09:36 AM) Jack_Effit: you ever seen yukari making fun of chiyo?
(11:09:40 AM) Jack_Effit: that sort of thing
(11:09:40 AM) Princess_pf2222: THE SONG IS SO DRAMATIC
(11:09:41 AM) Jester_Ben: don't to that again, please
(11:09:58 AM) Jester_Ben: *do*
(11:10:06 AM) ***Jack_Effit dropkicks the jester instead
(11:10:24 AM) Jester_Ben: oof
(11:10:38 AM) Jack_Effit: HELP ME
(11:10:38 AM) Jester_Ben: my queen!
(11:10:42 AM) Jack_Effit: MY COUSIN IS WATCHING ME
(11:10:48 AM) Jack_Effit: HE'S GOING TO LIIIIIIIIICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(11:10:49 AM) Jester_Ben: the jack is picking on me!
(11:10:49 AM) Jester_Ben: WAAAAH
(11:10:52 AM) Jester_Ben: ...lol
(11:11:04 AM) Queen_pf5234: why can't we get along in this royal palace :/
(11:11:09 AM) Princess_pf2222: ..performed by Sousa's Band for Edison Records in November 1909. This is proof of my royalty.
(11:11:13 AM) Jack_Effit: BECAUSE MY COUSIN IS WATCHING ME
(11:11:22 AM) Jester_Ben: what's his name?
(11:11:28 AM) Princess_pf2222: I can haz cousin banish from KingDom
(11:11:29 AM) Jack_Effit: thanks ben
(11:11:31 AM) Jack_Effit: joo be pal
(11:11:39 AM) ***Jack_Effit buys the jester some new limbs
(11:11:40 AM) Jester_Ben: ?
(11:11:45 AM) Jester_Ben: yay ty
(11:11:49 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 banishes the cousin per the princess's wishes...
(11:11:57 AM) ***Jester_Ben notes that they are mismatched
(11:11:59 AM) Princess_pf2222: TONSUS!
(11:12:03 AM) ***Jester_Ben walks around on two left feet
(11:12:08 AM) Princess_pf2222: Tonsus please turn on repeat
(11:12:08 AM) Jester_Ben: with all thumbs
(11:12:08 AM) Jack_Effit: DANCE JESTER
(11:12:10 AM) Jack_Effit: DANCE
(11:12:16 AM) ***Jester_Ben fails to dance
(11:12:27 AM) Princess_pf2222: Dance baby dance
(11:12:28 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 whips the Jester
(11:12:33 AM) ***Jester_Ben ows
(11:12:35 AM) Princess_pf2222: Dance like you on FYAAR
(11:12:38 AM) ***Jack_Effit gives you two bits for an ale.
(11:12:48 AM) Princess_pf2222: ™©®ⓀⓆØ All rights reversed. All wrongs reversed.
(11:13:03 AM) Jack_Effit: NO ONE GET REFERAAAANCE?
(11:13:06 AM) Princess_pf2222: Such is the insignia of the Princess.
(11:13:13 AM) Jester_Ben: i get it
(11:13:20 AM) Princess_pf2222: I've heard that before..
(11:13:21 AM) Jester_Ben: i haz moneys tho
(11:13:22 AM) Jack_Effit: yeah but you get like everything
(11:13:25 AM) Queen_pf5234: I don't think I do
(11:13:25 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: I'm alive aain
(11:13:28 AM) Jester_Ben: ...
(11:13:29 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: I got respawned
(11:13:32 AM) Jester_Ben: when chat with priest
(11:13:35 AM) Jester_Ben: and haz no moneys
(11:13:39 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: Now keep a paladin on me this time
(11:13:42 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: speaking of which
(11:13:43 AM) Princess_pf2222: ohyeah
(11:13:43 AM) Jester_Ben: priest gives two bits for an ale
(11:13:46 AM) Jack_Effit: and priest gives you two moneys
(11:13:47 AM) ***Treasurer_Tonsus installs majesty
(11:13:55 AM) Jack_Effit: CAN I BE THE PALADIN
(11:13:58 AM) Princess_pf2222: that's the two bits, foo.
(11:14:08 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: do you hae a temple of Dauros?
(11:14:09 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 paladinizes the jack
(11:14:16 AM) You are now known as Paladin_Effit
(11:14:23 AM) ***Paladin_Effit wields a sword and rides a horse
(11:14:28 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: no horse
(11:14:33 AM) Paladin_Effit: oh, right
(11:14:37 AM) Paladin_Effit: no government funding
(11:14:39 AM) Princess_pf2222: OMFG JACK THE JACK IS NO LONGER JACK
(11:14:39 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: but you do get to say praise Dauros a lot
(11:14:46 AM) Paladin_Effit: praise Duaros!
(11:14:51 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: and dot he sheild of ligth spel
(11:14:54 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: eeeooo eooo
(11:14:57 AM) Princess_pf2222: que the dramatic part of music
(11:14:59 AM) Dragon_Seko [~445f9798@gateway/web/freenode/x-bhunrnfqkmztlijf] entered the room.
(11:15:02 AM) Paladin_Effit: HI
(11:15:04 AM) Princess_pf2222: OMFG DIE
(11:15:06 AM) Princess_pf2222: IT
(11:15:07 AM) Jester_Ben: HAI
(11:15:07 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: oh noez a dragon
(11:15:07 AM) Princess_pf2222: WILL
(11:15:09 AM) ***Paladin_Effit slays Dragon_Seko
(11:15:10 AM) Princess_pf2222: KILL MEEEEEEEE
(11:15:14 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: slay it palladin Effit!
(11:15:15 AM) Princess_pf2222: and steal my rich--
(11:15:18 AM) Paladin_Effit: FOR THE QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
(11:15:19 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: oh okay
(11:15:19 AM) Princess_pf2222: oh.
(11:15:21 AM) Princess_pf2222: thanks.
(11:15:22 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: you're done
(11:15:25 AM) Dragon_Seko left the room (Kicked by Paladin_Effit (Dragon_Seko)).
(11:15:26 AM) Queen_pf5234: you're supposed to wait for the kidnapping
(11:15:34 AM) Jester_Ben: ...lawl
(11:15:35 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: nwo you have to pay dragon slaying tax
(11:15:40 AM) Paladin_Effit: D:
(11:15:46 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: what
(11:15:47 AM) Jester_Ben: hahaha
(11:15:48 AM) Princess_pf2222: TAX FOR THE KILL, TONSUS
(11:15:49 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: they're endangered
(11:15:54 AM) ***Paladin_Effit gives Treasurer_Tonsus two bits for an ale
(11:16:02 AM) Dragon_Seko [~445f9798@gateway/web/freenode/x-bhunrnfqkmztlijf] entered the room.
(11:16:05 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: why is that in red?
(11:16:06 AM) ***Dragon_Seko kidnaps the Princess!
(11:16:09 AM) Paladin_Effit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
(11:16:14 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 forbids Tonsus from giving Pal--
(11:16:15 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: oh noez
(11:16:21 AM) Princess_pf2222: AAAAAAAAAGH NOT THE FATTY DRAGON
(11:16:22 AM) ***Dragon_Seko runs to a tower far aways
(11:16:26 AM) Princess_pf2222: HE'S RUINING MY CLOTHES
(11:16:32 AM) ***Paladin_Effit steals the queen's best horse
(11:16:34 AM) Queen_pf5234: oh woe is us!
(11:16:35 AM) ***Treasurer_Tonsus puts bounty on dragon
(11:16:38 AM) Paladin_Effit: I WILL SAEV JOO PRINCESS
(11:16:40 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: 2000 bits!
(11:16:54 AM) ***Paladin_Effit rides through scorching winds and icy deserts
(11:16:55 AM) Princess_pf2222: AHEEEEEEEEE SAVFE ME BRAVE MAIDENS
(11:16:55 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 changes the currency to nickels
(11:16:55 AM) Paladin_Effit: i mean
(11:16:56 AM) Paladin_Effit: um
(11:17:07 AM) ***Paladin_Effit gets to the tower
(11:17:07 AM) Dragon_Seko: hmm
(11:17:09 AM) Jester_Ben: paladin, the tower is the other way

(11:17:10 AM) Princess_pf2222: Ugh.
(11:17:18 AM) Dragon_Seko: what would taste great with princess
(11:17:18 AM) Princess_pf2222: I still have to push the play button.
(11:17:20 AM) Paladin_Effit: PRINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
(11:17:22 AM) Princess_pf2222: What lousy service.
(11:17:24 AM) Paladin_Effit: WHERE ARE YOU
(11:17:31 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: grah
(11:17:32 AM) Dragon_Seko: I know!
(11:17:35 AM) Paladin_Effit: i need some princes to have
(11:17:38 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: I puta bounty on him
(11:17:41 AM) Princess_pf2222: FOLLOW THE SOUNDS OF SOUSA
(11:17:44 AM) Dragon_Seko: paladin tastes good with princess!
(11:17:45 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: follow the giant bounty flag
(11:17:49 AM) ***Paladin_Effit follows the sounds of sousa
(11:17:52 AM) Paladin_Effit: HELLO PRINCESS
(11:17:54 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: it's like sticking out of his brain
(11:18:03 AM) ***Dragon_Seko appears out of nowhere!
(11:18:06 AM) Princess_pf2222: ..John Philp Sousa, to be exact.
(11:18:10 AM) ***Paladin_Effit draws the Mana Sword!
(11:18:18 AM) ***Dragon_Seko draws the Princess!
(11:18:27 AM) ***Treasurer_Tonsus draws up tax returns forms
(11:18:29 AM) Princess_pf2222: Not some stupid ol' George Mannning Sousa or Bill Ferny Sousa.
(11:18:53 AM) ***Dragon_Seko hits Effit with the Princess 500 times!
(11:18:53 AM) Princess_pf2222: Oh! The brave hero-man is killing the Dragon!
(11:18:54 AM) ***Treasurer_Tonsus senses a great disturbance in blic decency
(11:19:08 AM) Princess_pf2222: Ow! The dragon is strongf!
(11:19:11 AM) ***Paladin_Effit draws a caricature of the dragon
(11:19:21 AM) Paladin_Effit: Dragon_Seko doubles over in laughter!
(11:19:27 AM) ***Paladin_Effit rends its head
(11:19:38 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: ka ching
(11:19:41 AM) ***Dragon_Seko floats to heaven...with the princess
(11:19:44 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 dramatically paused the music.
(11:19:44 AM) Paladin_Effit: WHAT
(11:19:46 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: Paladin_Effit acheives bounty
(11:19:50 AM) ***Paladin_Effit ascends to teh astral plane
(11:19:54 AM) Paladin_Effit: GIMME BACK MY PRINCESS
(11:20:02 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: You must pay ascension tax
(11:20:11 AM) ***Paladin_Effit hands over two more bits for an ale
(11:20:15 AM) Princess_pf2222: y-ay ma-rc-hi-ng mu-si-c
(11:20:17 AM) Dragon_Seko: damn keyboard
(11:20:20 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: tax colleeeeetoc
(11:20:34 AM) ***Dragon_Seko ascends to hell
(11:20:35 AM) ***Paladin_Effit slays the dragonspirit
(11:21:06 AM) ***Dragon_Seko sends the princess back to her queen
(11:21:08 AM) Princess_pf2222: I misread as dragonspit
(11:21:21 AM) ***Paladin_Effit deascends to the mortal realm
(11:21:26 AM) Dragon_Seko left the room (quit: Quit: bye bye....).
(11:21:32 AM) Paladin_Effit: MY PRINCESS, I HATH SAEVED JOO
(11:21:36 AM) Princess_pf2222: The term is descends, smart one.
(11:21:41 AM) Princess_pf2222: ..
(11:21:43 AM) Paladin_Effit: well duh
(11:21:43 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 pushes play.
(11:21:57 AM) Princess_pf2222: oh and thanks for saving me brave lady
(11:22:09 AM) Jester_Ben: ...lawl
(11:22:12 AM) Paladin_Effit: my greatest hono-HEY WAIT A MINUTE
(11:22:21 AM) Paladin_Effit: does that still mean i get the princess?
(11:22:24 AM) Queen_pf5234: It was an honor
(11:22:30 AM) Jester_Ben: honour
(11:22:31 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: ou must pay descension tax
(11:22:39 AM) ***Paladin_Effit forks over half the bounty
(11:22:46 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: taxes!
(11:22:48 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: I am the winner
(11:22:49 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 slaps the jester across the face
(11:22:49 AM) Princess_pf2222: He ain't paying you descension taz
(11:22:50 AM) Princess_pf2222: *taz
(11:22:52 AM) Princess_pf2222: *tax
(11:22:57 AM) Paladin_Effit: i'm a man?
(11:23:03 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: apparently
(11:23:04 AM) Paladin_Effit: make up your mind, my liege
(11:23:05 AM) ***Jester_Ben jests
(11:23:05 AM) Princess_pf2222: He can give me his money up-front
(11:23:17 AM) ***Paladin_Effit punches the funny jester
(11:23:18 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: I don't think the princess can change your sex on a whim
(11:23:19 AM) Princess_pf2222: Or..
(11:23:24 AM) Jester_Ben: ow
(11:23:28 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 casts a spell...
(11:23:32 AM) Jester_Ben: lol
(11:23:36 AM) Princess_pf2222: THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME WILL YOU MARRY ME PALADIN EFFIT\
(11:23:38 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: tax collector trucks out!
(11:23:40 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: TRUC OUT
(11:23:40 AM) Paladin_Effit: okauy
(11:23:44 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: to save the day
(11:23:48 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: from evil monster trucks
(11:23:49 AM) Queen_pf5234: Paladin Effit becomes more feminine!
(11:23:50 AM) ***Paladin_Effit pays for teh marriage with bounty
(11:24:00 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: I must turn into a monster truck!
(11:24:02 AM) Treasurer_Tonsus: TRUCK OUT
(11:24:08 AM) ***Paladin_Effit chops up the monster truck
(11:24:16 AM) Princess_pf2222: Truck Tonsus, would you like to atte--
(11:24:20 AM) Princess_pf2222: Well, he's not attendnig.
(11:24:22 AM) Princess_pf2222: *attending.
(11:24:22 AM) ***Treasurer_Tonsus goes back to half-life numero twono
(11:24:51 AM) ***Paladin_Effit marries the princess
(11:25:02 AM) Paladin_Effit: now according to the bible we haz authority to makez teh babiez
(11:25:02 AM) Princess_pf2222: Where's the cake
(11:25:14 AM) Paladin_Effit: HAIL DUAROS
(11:25:19 AM) Jester_Ben: hey, doesn't the princess get a say in whether u marry her?
(11:25:20 AM) Paladin_Effit: some cake appears!
(11:25:21 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 creates a cake
(11:25:24 AM) Paladin_Effit: she asked me to
(11:25:28 AM) Paladin_Effit: (11:23:36 AM) Princess_pf2222: THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME WILL YOU MARRY ME PALADIN EFFIT\
(11:25:32 AM) Jester_Ben: ah
(11:25:36 AM) Jester_Ben: didn't see that part
(11:25:41 AM) Paladin_Effit: stupid jster!
(11:25:45 AM) ***Paladin_Effit steals a leg
(11:25:46 AM) Princess_pf2222: Also why wasn't there a preacher or anything
(11:25:49 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 is going to be a grandmother

(11:25:55 AM) Princess_pf2222: HA-HA!
(11:26:06 AM) ***Paladin_Effit hails duaros for nine months
(11:26:07 AM) Paladin_Effit: BABY!
(11:26:12 AM) Queen_pf5234: I was the preacher, won't you paying attention?
(11:26:13 AM) You are now known as Doctor_Cimeries
(11:26:19 AM) Doctor_Cimeries: It's a boy!
(11:26:20 AM) Doctor_Cimeries: Ew...
(11:26:22 AM) Queen_pf5234: *wasn't
(11:26:24 AM) Doctor_Cimeries: Can we put t back?
(11:26:27 AM) Princess_pf2222: ROFL
(11:26:39 AM) Jester_Ben: rofl
(11:26:42 AM) You are now known as Paladin_Effit
(11:26:48 AM) ***Paladin_Effit trains the baby to fight
(11:26:55 AM) ***Paladin_Effit gets the baby to spar with the jester
(11:27:02 AM) ***Jester_Ben loses
(11:27:06 AM) Princess_pf2222: No, you dimwag. It's the... princess's son..
(11:27:07 AM) Jester_Ben: (comically)
(11:27:09 AM) ***Paladin_Effit names the baby Knight_Clonk
(11:27:23 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 pushes play
(11:27:26 AM) You are now known as Knight_Clonk
(11:27:29 AM) Jester_Ben: *Sit_Clonk
(11:27:30 AM) Knight_Clonk: da-daa
(11:27:32 AM) Jester_Ben: *Sir
(11:27:37 AM) Queen_pf5234: (webchat.freenode.net)
(11:27:38 AM) Knight_Clonk: ga g
(11:27:39 AM) Knight_Clonk: a
(11:27:50 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 knights the Clonk
(11:27:57 AM) Queen_pf5234: ...who is a prince
(11:27:58 AM) You are now known as Paladin_Effit
(11:28:00 AM) Princess_pf2222: NO I KNIGHT HIM
(11:28:07 AM) Princess_pf2222: I'M HIS MOTHA
(11:28:07 AM) ***Paladin_Effit hugs wife
(11:28:14 AM) Queen_pf5234: I'm still the authority here
(11:28:21 AM) Princess_pf2222: So? You're an old hag.
(11:28:23 AM) Queen_pf5234: I rule all!
(11:28:28 AM) Jester_Ben: lol
(11:28:44 AM) Queen_pf5234: alright, lady! You go to jail for 5 seconds!
(11:28:48 AM) Princess_pf2222: NO
(11:28:56 AM) Prince_Clonk [~79d6a555@gateway/web/freenode/x-zvegzwwraczfuwrt] entered the room.
(11:28:57 AM) Princess_pf2222: THE 5 SECONDS WILL RUIN MY LIFE
(11:28:57 AM) Queen_pf5234: YES
(11:29:05 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 kicks Queen.
(11:29:06 AM) Prince_Clonk: father!
(11:29:07 AM) Queen_pf5234: Jester, put her in jail!
(11:29:08 AM) Paladin_Effit: son!
(11:29:14 AM) Princess_pf2222: son!
(11:29:14 AM) Queen_pf5234: grandson!
(11:29:20 AM) Prince_Clonk: mother!
(11:29:21 AM) ***Jester_Ben is busy being ded comically
(11:29:22 AM) Prince_Clonk: grandma!
(11:29:38 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 revives the Jester
(11:29:43 AM) ***Prince_Clonk hugs and slays the baby dragon octagon
(11:29:55 AM) ***Jester_Ben dies comically
(11:29:58 AM) ***Paladin_Effit tears u
(11:29:59 AM) Princess_pf2222: que Tonsus
(11:29:59 AM) Paladin_Effit: p
(11:30:05 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 revives the Jester
(11:30:07 AM) Paladin_Effit: i knew this day would come
(11:30:11 AM) Paladin_Effit: :')
(11:30:16 AM) Princess_pf2222: MY BABY'S A HERO
(11:30:19 AM) Paladin_Effit: he's following in my footsteps
(11:30:23 AM) Princess_pf2222: of none
(11:30:26 AM) Paladin_Effit: but he has my wife's feminine charm
(11:30:30 AM) Princess_pf2222: because the baby dragon wasn't harming anyone
(11:30:45 AM) Paladin_Effit: TEH LADIES PRINCE
(11:30:53 AM) Princess_pf2222: He has a feminine charm? He's a lady?
(11:30:53 AM) Paladin_Effit: will have a life in the brothel
(11:30:55 AM) Paladin_Effit: SO SAD
(11:31:08 AM) ***Paladin_Effit must take his son's life so it does not corrupt
(11:31:14 AM) Prince_Clonk: daddy! noooO!
(11:31:14 AM) Princess_pf2222: No!
(11:31:17 AM) Princess_pf2222: Never!
(11:31:20 AM) ***Paladin_Effit raises blade
(11:31:25 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 protects Prince Clonk
(11:31:27 AM) Prince_Clonk: D':
(11:31:34 AM) ***Jester_Ben gets in the way of the blade
(11:31:38 AM) ***Jester_Ben dies comically
(11:31:39 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 revives Prince Clonk!...?
(11:31:40 AM) ***Paladin_Effit makes out with princess instead
(11:31:48 AM) Princess_pf2222: xD
(11:31:55 AM) Queen_pf5234: I can change minds you know
(11:32:03 AM) Paladin_Effit: he ain't dead
(11:32:11 AM) Prince_Clonk: daddy!
(11:32:14 AM) Prince_Clonk: mommy!
(11:32:20 AM) Prince_Clonk: what are you doing behind that lampshade?
(11:32:21 AM) Princess_pf2222: He ain't dead, Jim.
(11:32:27 AM) Paladin_Effit: ummm
(11:32:29 AM) Queen_pf5234: now now dear
(11:32:31 AM) Queen_pf5234: come with me
(11:32:34 AM) Princess_pf2222: Nothing you need to know
(11:32:35 AM) Princess_pf2222: Yet.
(11:32:38 AM) Queen_pf5234: they need their 'alone-time'
(11:32:44 AM) Princess_pf2222: Until you..
(11:32:50 AM) Princess_pf2222: GET YOUR OWN WIFE BOY
(11:33:11 AM) ***Paladin_Effit kills the pervert
(11:33:20 AM) Paladin_Effit: GOOD EXCUSE, HUH, DEAREST WIFE
(11:33:22 AM) Queen_pf5234: I heard that!
(11:33:32 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 casts Revive on the Jester!
(11:33:44 AM) ***Jester_Ben revives comically
(11:33:59 AM) ***Paladin_Effit takes away the pervert jester's funny costumes
(11:34:01 AM) Princess_pf2222: mother, tell him to learn Stars and Stripes forever by heart.
(11:34:10 AM) Princess_pf2222: *Forever
(11:34:14 AM) Queen_pf5234: who, Clonk?
(11:34:19 AM) Paladin_Effit: the jester
(11:34:21 AM) Princess_pf2222: yes.'
(11:34:22 AM) Paladin_Effit: dance sounds funny
(11:34:24 AM) Princess_pf2222: Clonk
(11:34:32 AM) Prince_Clonk: a dance?
(11:34:32 AM) Queen_pf5234: naaaaaaaaah
(11:34:37 AM) Prince_Clonk: will there be chicks dancing too?
(11:34:54 AM) Paladin_Effit: see look, he's just like me
(11:35:20 AM) Princess_pf2222: lol
(11:35:22 AM) ***Paladin_Effit goes to the taven
(11:35:28 AM) ***Paladin_Effit drinks many ales
(11:35:29 AM) Princess_pf2222: ..You're a bad influence.
(11:35:42 AM) Paladin_Effit: Y'SEE *hic* WHEN I WAS A BOY
(11:35:51 AM) Paladin_Effit: I *hic WAS AWESOME AND STUFF
(11:35:51 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 hides from drunken husband
(11:35:54 AM) Jester_Ben: but you're a girl now
(11:36:22 AM) Paladin_Effit: I *hic* GOT A DISFGERMENT
(11:36:29 AM) Princess_pf2222: I read husband as bastard
(11:36:33 AM) Jester_Ben: lol
(11:36:38 AM) Paladin_Effit: YOU GOT MORE *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* THAN YOU GOT THE LIKES OF ME
(11:36:44 AM) ***Paladin_Effit weeps and hiccups
(11:36:51 AM) ***Paladin_Effit sobers up
(11:36:54 AM) Paladin_Effit: dear wife
(11:36:56 AM) Paladin_Effit: dear child
(11:36:59 AM) Princess_pf2222: I got more sons than you
(11:37:00 AM) Prince_Clonk: daddy!
(11:37:06 AM) Jester_Ben: ...lawl
(11:37:07 AM) Queen_pf5234: wut
(11:37:09 AM) Paladin_Effit: HUG TIEM
(11:37:16 AM) ***Paladin_Effit hugs his family
(11:37:19 AM) Princess_pf2222: I MERRIED ANOTHER GUY BEFORE
(11:37:24 AM) Paladin_Effit: TRAITOR
(11:37:24 AM) Jester_Ben: xD
(11:37:27 AM) ***Paladin_Effit kills the princess
(11:37:33 AM) Princess_pf2222: Then sent the son away to jail.
(11:37:34 AM) Queen_pf5234: revive...
(11:37:35 AM) Paladin_Effit: I KNEW SHE WAS CHEATING
(11:37:37 AM) Princess_pf2222: FOERVER
(11:37:48 AM) Queen_pf5234: he's 116 years old, Sir Effit
(11:37:51 AM) Queen_pf5234: *she's
(11:37:59 AM) Princess_pf2222: But I never met you.
(11:38:07 AM) Princess_pf2222: Now I wish I HAD NEVER!! HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA
(11:38:14 AM) Other_Son_Ditto [~79d6a555@gateway/web/freenode/x-mmosakqkennpkufw] entered the room.
(11:38:20 AM) Jester_Ben: ...lol
(11:38:22 AM) Other_Son_Ditto: we're gonna bust this joint, y'hear me
(11:38:26 AM) Princess_pf2222: There's that traitor, Ditto
(11:38:28 AM) ***Other_Son_Ditto busts this joint
(11:38:32 AM) Queen_pf5234: well hai long lost grandson
(11:38:36 AM) Other_Son_Ditto: I'M COMING BACK FOR MY TITLE AS KING
(11:38:43 AM) ***Other_Son_Ditto sees Paladin_Effit
(11:38:43 AM) Queen_pf5234: I doubt tht
(11:38:45 AM) Other_Son_Ditto: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
(11:38:47 AM) Princess_pf2222: GRANDSON, YOUR FATHER'S A *********************************
(11:38:49 AM) Queen_pf5234: I'm not marring you
(11:38:49 AM) Paladin_Effit: EVIL SON
(11:38:56 AM) Queen_pf5234: *marrying
(11:39:01 AM) Paladin_Effit: EVIL STEPSON THING
(11:39:06 AM) Other_Son_Ditto: I KILL JOO
(11:39:09 AM) Princess_pf2222: Wait what
(11:39:12 AM) Prince_Clonk: daddy, what's going on?
(11:39:19 AM) ***Other_Son_Ditto sees Prince_Clonk
(11:39:24 AM) Other_Son_Ditto: OH MAH GAH
(11:39:28 AM) Princess_pf2222: Ditto said "Whaat"
(11:39:31 AM) Princess_pf2222: when he saw Effit
(11:39:32 AM) ***Paladin_Effit kills Other_Son_Ditto
(11:39:33 AM) Princess_pf2222: so that means
(11:39:44 AM) Other_Son_Ditto: D:
(11:39:45 AM) Princess_pf2222: Ditto wanted to marry his mother? LUNARTIC
(11:39:49 AM) Other_Son_Ditto left the room (quit: Client Quit).
(11:39:52 AM) Queen_pf5234: hooray
(11:39:58 AM) Queen_pf5234: I'm not going to bother reviving him
(11:39:59 AM) Paladin_Effit: the kingdom is saved
(11:40:00 AM) Princess_pf2222: Yay he's gone to l.
(11:40:02 AM) Queen_pf5234: he's a bastard
(11:40:09 AM) Paladin_Effit: a BASTARD SON
(11:40:09 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 burns his corpse
(11:40:21 AM) ***Paladin_Effit widdles on the burning corpse
(11:40:33 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 goes and meets Tonsus in a bar.
(11:40:35 AM) Paladin_Effit: i am sooooo logging this
(11:40:39 AM) Queen_pf5234: he wanted to marry ME D:
(11:40:53 AM) Princess_pf2222: Tonsus are you here yet?
(11:40:58 AM) Princess_pf2222: ...oh.
(11:40:59 AM) Princess_pf2222: crap.
(11:41:03 AM) Princess_pf2222: I forgot the memo.
(11:41:11 AM) Princess_pf2222: and my jewelry.
(11:41:30 AM) Princess_pf2222: well I don't need no jewelry!
(11:41:41 AM) Princess_pf2222: *stripper O.O*
(11:41:49 AM) Queen_pf5234: pf2222 randomly gets jewelry!
(11:41:58 AM) Princess_pf2222: Accursed things.
(11:42:03 AM) Queen_pf5234: gotta make money somehow
(11:42:13 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 waits for Tonsus.
(11:42:20 AM) ***Paladin_Effit comes to bar and watches strippers
(11:42:23 AM) Paladin_Effit: WIFE?!
(11:42:26 AM) Paladin_Effit: :O
(11:42:31 AM) Paladin_Effit: i am sooooo dead now
(11:42:42 AM) Queen_pf5234: *poof*
(11:42:44 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 puts a lampshade of Effit
(11:42:47 AM) Princess_pf2222: *on
(11:43:14 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 pokes the jester
(11:43:16 AM) Princess_pf2222: Tonsus is la--
(11:43:20 AM) Princess_pf2222: Don't worry Effit
(11:43:24 AM) Princess_pf2222: I was ditching him
(11:43:31 AM) Princess_pf2222: DITCHING HIM
(11:43:32 AM) Queen_pf5234: you've been awfully quiet recently
(11:43:34 AM) ***Jester_Ben dies comically
(11:44:00 AM) Paladin_Effit: see, why don't we normally have this much fun in chat
(11:44:14 AM) Queen_pf5234: so where is my grandson-that-is-not-dead?
(11:44:18 AM) Princess_pf2222: Read Treasurer Tonsus as Treasuring Cobols
(11:44:23 AM) Prince_Clonk: grandma!
(11:44:24 AM) Prince_Clonk: helloooo!
(11:44:29 AM) Queen_pf5234: hiiiii baby!
(11:44:36 AM) Princess_pf2222: Come here, Clonks
(11:44:36 AM) ***Prince_Clonk hugs grandma
(11:44:42 AM) Queen_pf5234: how old are we now?
(11:44:44 AM) ***Prince_Clonk hugs mommy
(11:44:53 AM) Prince_Clonk: i'm a big 8 year old!
(11:44:59 AM) Prince_Clonk: and i'm really strong!
(11:45:04 AM) Princess_pf2222: You're such a big boy!
(11:45:11 AM) Paladin_Effit: you're such a girly big boy!
(11:45:14 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 finds Clonk a hot chick
(11:45:16 AM) Prince_Clonk: tee hee
(11:45:16 AM) Jester_Ben: bigger than mommy, even
(11:45:23 AM) ***Paladin_Effit guffaws
(11:45:30 AM) Paladin_Effit: good one, jester
(11:45:33 AM) Jester_Ben: ooh, chicken nuggets?
(11:45:38 AM) Princess_pf2222: AHA
(11:45:39 AM) ***Paladin_Effit decides not to kill him
(11:45:39 AM) Queen_pf5234: I was going to invite him to the bar
(11:45:44 AM) Jester_Ben: or would that be fried eggs?
(11:45:47 AM) Princess_pf2222: hAHAHHAA
(11:45:54 AM) Paladin_Effit: i don't get it
(11:45:56 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 roflmacopter
(11:46:02 AM) Queen_pf5234: chick = baby chicken
(11:46:06 AM) Princess_pf2222: hot chick
(11:46:07 AM) Paladin_Effit: oh lol
(11:46:31 AM) ***Prince_Clonk hooks up
(11:46:34 AM) ***Jester_Ben bows comically
(11:46:44 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 brings Clonk the hawtest Chik in the KingDom
(11:46:53 AM) Jester_Ben: lawl
(11:46:54 AM) Queen_pf5234: Queendom!
(11:46:57 AM) Hot_Chick_moogir [~79d6a555@gateway/web/freenode/x-msibvbycyfwvfmcz] entered the room.
(11:46:58 AM) Jester_Ben: KingDom
(11:47:03 AM) Princess_pf2222: ...who is 52
(11:47:04 AM) Hot_Chick_moogir: hia boyfriend
(11:47:09 AM) Prince_Clonk: hia girlfriend
(11:47:22 AM) Queen_pf5234: do you see a King
(11:47:29 AM) Princess_pf2222: Not yet, mother.
(11:47:35 AM) ***Prince_Clonk makes out with girlfriend
(11:47:42 AM) ***Hot_Chick_moogir screams in pleasure
(11:47:42 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 watches carefullly.
(11:47:48 AM) Hot_Chick_moogir: ...into boyfriend's motuh
(11:47:56 AM) Princess_pf2222: :O
(11:48:02 AM) Jester_Ben: lol
(11:48:06 AM) ***Prince_Clonk 's head inflates!
(11:48:11 AM) ***Prince_Clonk 's head is bigg
(11:48:14 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 turns around and barfs.
(11:48:15 AM) Jester_Ben: ...lawl
(11:48:19 AM) Princess_pf2222: ..
(11:48:27 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 continues watching carefully.
(11:48:31 AM) Jester_Ben:

(11:48:47 AM) Princess_pf2222: My son's a natural! He's HAWT
(11:48:59 AM) ***Prince_Clonk asks mommy what will happen if they get married
(11:49:00 AM) Queen_pf5234: let's not marry him right now, ok?
(11:49:24 AM) ***Prince_Clonk decides to leave it until he's been given The Talk
(11:49:32 AM) Princess_pf2222: Everything will be absolutely perfect if you marry her.
(11:49:35 AM) ***Hot_Chick_moogir kisses Prince_Clonk for having a good idea
(11:49:43 AM) Princess_pf2222: And hawt.
(11:49:56 AM) Paladin_Effit: but not as hawt as you, dear wife
(11:50:12 AM) Princess_pf2222: Mirror mirror on the wall
(11:50:14 AM) ***Jester_Ben agrees
(11:50:16 AM) Jester_Ben: ...comicall
(11:50:17 AM) Jester_Ben: y
(11:50:22 AM) Princess_pf2222: I'M THE HAWTEST OF THEM ALL DAMNYOU
(11:50:30 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 smashes mirror
(11:50:40 AM) Queen_pf5234: dang, taking your anger out on my magic mirror
(11:50:46 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 pushes play
(11:50:49 AM) ***Queen_pf5234 fixes the mirror... again
(11:51:06 AM) ***Princess_pf2222 kills mirror dead.
(11:51:07 AM) ***Paladin_Effit closes the book
(11:51:14 AM) Paladin_Effit: AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:18 pm

Then right after that mom stood in my room and made me turn off my computer. D:

woodmouse · Post by **woodmouse** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:43 am

LOL that log... Is... Well... LOL!!!

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:37 am

Spoiler: Word replacement

(21:23:47) SekoIdiootti: replace but with butt
(21:23:49) SekoIdiootti: really
(21:23:57) SekoIdiootti: I mean, always xD
(21:24:08) Seanbotv20: butt that's so low brow
(21:24:14) SekoIdiootti: lol
(21:24:16) Effit: fine, butt...
(21:24:25) SekoIdiootti: xD
(21:24:34) Seanbotv20: you have to say 'chikorita' instead of 'the'
(21:24:48) Effit: oh god, chikorite humanity
(21:24:53) Effit: *chikorita
(21:25:14) SekoIdiootti: "GO TO BED!!!" "Butt..." "NO BUTTS!!!"
(21:25:15) Effit: butt chikorita game is supposed to be pretty good
(21:25:34) SekoIdiootti: you're chikorita man!
(21:25:41) SekoIdiootti: xD
(21:25:47) Seanbotv20: Is this chikorita Chzo Mythos, or Spelunky
(21:25:49) Effit: butt i'm not chikorita coolest
(21:25:55) SekoIdiootti: lol
(21:26:05) Effit: i'm not sure which of chikorita two it is
(21:26:07) Seanbotv20: butt then, who is chikorita coolest?
(21:26:15) Seanbotv20: At any rate
(21:26:15) SekoIdiootti: it's chikorita cop!
(21:26:16) Effit: i just wanted to use but and the in the same sentence
(21:26:26) SekoIdiootti: lol
(21:26:47) Seanbotv20: I have debated my way into explaining why you should play Spelunky
(21:26:55) SekoIdiootti: if you replace if with donkeys who eat poop...
(21:26:55) Seanbotv20: I am rather proud of myself
(21:27:20) Effit: i am rather annoyed that you made me work myself into a corner
(21:27:33) Seanbotv20: Dono't be
(21:27:33) Effit: almost as much as i am annoyed about you saying i should play spelunku too much
(21:27:51) SekoIdiootti: donkeys who eat poop I'm going to die! D: Or... not donkeys who eat poop I kill the enemies!
(21:27:54) Seanbotv20: Oh
(21:27:55) SekoIdiootti: ... xD
(21:27:58) Seanbotv20: this is probably one of those things
(21:28:13) Seanbotv20: kill chikorita enemies
(21:28:17) SekoIdiootti: oh
(21:28:19) SekoIdiootti: yeah
(21:28:20) SekoIdiootti: lol
(21:28:47) Effit: I AM GOING INTO CHIKORITA RAGE DONKEYS WHO EAT POOP YOU SAY BUTT AGAIN
(21:28:59) Seanbotv20: butt butt, why?
(21:29:07) Effit: i dunno
(21:29:17) SekoIdiootti: LOL!!!
(21:29:18) Effit: because donkeys who eat poop i do...
(21:29:29) Effit: it makes a legendarily wierd quote worthy of Seko
(21:29:38) SekoIdiootti: lol
(21:29:42) Seanbotv20: yeah
(21:29:49) Seanbotv20: I'm sorry if I was a dick before
(21:29:54) Seanbotv20: you have to tell me these things
(21:29:59) Effit: nah
(21:30:02) Seanbotv20: I'm not normal
(21:30:09) Effit: 'Life on the road is written off!'
(21:30:12) Seanbotv20: I don't see the world like I should
(21:30:14) SekoIdiootti: you're not a dick. You *HAVE* one though.
(21:30:18) SekoIdiootti: ...I suppose...
(21:30:22) Seanbotv20: I 'have' one?
(21:30:26) SekoIdiootti: well...
(21:30:27) Seanbotv20: that's not reassuring
(21:30:31) Effit: i 'have' two
(21:30:33) Effit: but only have one
(21:30:35) SekoIdiootti: :O
(21:30:41) Seanbotv20: I 'had' one
(21:30:44) SekoIdiootti: :O
(21:30:47) SekoIdiootti: Ok.
(21:30:48) Seanbotv20: but 'will have' one
(21:30:50) Effit: but he's a transvestite
(21:30:55) SekoIdiootti: :0
(21:30:56) Seanbotv20: I have 'one'
(21:30:57) SekoIdiootti: :O
(21:31:03) Seanbotv20: 'I' have one
(21:31:06) SekoIdiootti: O.O
(21:31:09) Effit: attack of the single quotes!
(21:31:09) Seanbotv20: 'I' 'have' one
(21:31:11) SekoIdiootti: o.o
(21:31:13) SekoIdiootti: O.O
(21:31:14) SekoIdiootti: o.o
(21:31:16) SekoIdiootti: O.O
(21:31:17) SekoIdiootti: o.o
(21:31:18) Effit: OoO
(21:31:19) SekoIdiootti: O.O
(21:31:20) SekoIdiootti: o.o
(21:31:22) Effit: .O.
(21:31:24) Seanbotv20: ''I' 'have' 'one''
(21:31:48) SekoIdiootti: REPLACE "HAVE" WITH "KILL"!
(21:32:01) Effit: I WILL KILL A SADNVICH
(21:32:04) Effit: *sandvich
(21:32:31) SekoIdiootti: I hope Sean kills a dick... Or else he is not a man! :O
(21:32:38) SekoIdiootti: replace dick with paper
(21:32:40) SekoIdiootti: or..
(21:32:45) SekoIdiootti: TONO
(21:32:46) SekoIdiootti: *NO
(21:32:46) Effit: ew.
(21:32:49) SekoIdiootti: REPLACE
(21:32:51) SekoIdiootti: DICK WITH
(21:32:53) Effit: DOMO ARIGATO MISTER ROBOTO
(21:32:55) SekoIdiootti: PRESIDENT!!!
(21:33:04) Effit: i hate my president
(21:33:11) SekoIdiootti: I hope sean kills chikorita president
(21:33:17) Effit: I AM THE BIGGEST PRESIDENT OF THEM ALL
(21:33:29) SekoIdiootti: lol
(21:33:30) Effit: *AM CHIKORITA BIGGEST
(21:34:04) SekoIdiootti: REPLACE BIG WITH MONKEY!!!
(21:34:39) Effit: Sean would kill my sandvich, donkeys who eat poop he could, butt Chikorita monkey sandvich plate is broken.
(21:34:48) SekoIdiootti: :O
(21:34:49) Seanbotv20: my brain hurts
(21:34:53) SekoIdiootti: lol
(21:34:53) Effit: mine too
(21:35:01) Effit: someone quote that sentence on the forums
(21:35:05) SekoIdiootti: ok
(21:35:08) Effit: we can answer the questions later
(21:35:10) Seanbotv20: I have my image to maintain
(21:35:27) SekoIdiootti: OR HEY
(21:35:29) SekoIdiootti: LETS
(21:35:31) SekoIdiootti: MAKE A LOG!!!
(21:35:36) SekoIdiootti: Effit, LOG IT!!!
(21:35:38) SekoIdiootti: ALL!!
(21:35:40) SekoIdiootti: because I can't
(21:35:41) Effit: ALRIGHT.

Cimeries · Post by **Cimeries** » Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:43 pm

Butt-well.

woodmouse · Post by **woodmouse** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:48 am

Cimeries wrote:Butt-well.

Butt-in-a-well?
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