Kill the person above you!

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:50 am

It's the Kill the Person Above You thread! You are inevitably to be killed by a post.
You ARE killed by a post!

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:31 pm

Genius.

It's the Spam thread. You are likely to be killed by a remote.
You ARE killed by a remote!

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:26 pm

A swarm of D: s appears!
The D: s negatificatimify you!
You are crushed by D: s before any side effects show up.

aleco614 · Post by **aleco614** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:42 am

I kill this weird reply stereotype that you were riding on.

You plummet to the ground.

*SPLAT!*

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:11 pm

*Splatters Aleco with a Warhammer of Splattering*

aleco614 · Post by **aleco614** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:11 pm

Warhammers requitre 30 str, and you only have 23!

*Weight of the warhammer crushes Maxaxle*

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:37 am

*respawns*
*pulls out the receiving end of a teleporter*
*puts the receiving end under Aleco*
*pulls out the transmitting end of a teleporter*
*puts the transmitter upside-down over an active flamethrower*
*Aleco is on fire!*
*Aleco is burning!*
*Aleco is burning!*
*Aleco dies...*

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:53 am

*Disables respawning (Maxaxle does it too much)*

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:49 am

*Disables existance of rule-changers apart from himself and Chuck Norris*

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:56 am

*Spams buckshot with a Gatalin Gonne*

kettlechip · Post by **kettlechip** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:38 am

*eats*

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:49 am

*Mass Driver's kettlechip into the sun*

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:58 pm

*Smashes AoD's ship and command post*

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:48 pm

*sneaks aboard PF2's ship*
*tosses PF2 while it's in orbit*
*steals said ship*

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:58 am

*Exciter's Maxaxle*