Kill the person above you!

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:45 pm

*Kills aleco with the millions of people who do*

aleco614 · Post by **aleco614** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:48 pm

But I never contributed what I thought!

*Zombifies AoD, then kills him with disenchant*

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:54 pm

Doesn't mean there aren't traitors.

*Pours gasoline all over aleco and begins taunting him with fireballs*

aleco614 · Post by **aleco614** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:56 pm

Sounds like Charr...

*Rekills Charr with the greed-killer attack*

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:50 am

Hey, characters can't all be superheroes who do everything right. I'm trying to stay in character. Besides, I wanna level up.

*Post count goes up by one*
*Agent of Dread's posts are now the exact number higher than aleco's which will trigger aleco's imminent death*

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:25 pm

*Takes AoD's scythe*
*sharpens the end of the handle*
*impales AoD on it*

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:48 am

*Takes Maxaxle*
*Sharpens the... Oh, wait.*
*You dead.*

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:58 pm

...!?

*respawns like everyone else*
*runs away*

1 hour later...

[something large hurtles towards the ground...a capital ship!]

*Maxaxle falls slowly to the ground in an escape pod*

aleco614 · Post by **aleco614** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:19 pm

"Open Fire!!!"

Ten trained gunmen, lead by aleco, shoot down the escape pod.

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:03 pm

*Sends one trained Ninja to backstab aleco.*

aleco614 · Post by **aleco614** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:23 pm

1. It's soulfu.

2. You're using a short sword, not a dagger.

3. I have 50 dexterity- I jump behind you, then shoot 10 arrows into your back.

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:32 pm

1. The world has transformed into NetHack after you shot me with your arrows.

2. I had on an amulet of lifesaving.

3. My short sword is now a dagger.

4. *stab*

aleco614 · Post by **aleco614** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:46 pm

It's egoboo! I have a base defense of 200, and the base defense shift for stab attacks is 3.

I pull out a modified slash damage cinquedea, then stab you to death.

Cimeries · Post by **Cimeries** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:48 pm

It's Zork! It's dark in here! You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
You ARE eaten by a grue!

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:33 pm

It's a PnP! You are likely to be killed by an adventuring party.
You ARE killed by an adventuring party!