Kill the person above you!

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:14 pm

*Steals ShellSheller's Shell Shocker*

aleco614 · Post by **aleco614** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:42 pm

*Produces so much fossil fuels that penguinflyers home melts*

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:37 pm

*Throws Aleco into a massive hole in the ground*
*Throws a switch*
*Aleco is splattered by giant garbage disposal blades*

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:07 am

*Throws Maxaxle in a plastic garbage bag to suffocate*

aleco614 · Post by **aleco614** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:12 am

Uses the power of disintegration to disintegrate the bag, then uses the power of reformation to reform it around penguinflyers neck, so tight that it strangles penguinflyer.

penguinflyer2222 · Post by **penguinflyer2222** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:32 am

Amulet of magical breathing!
*Summons a plastic golem to kill aleco*

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:32 am

*Goes and drags a cookie golem from Shelly's brain*
*Smirks*
*Rofls*
*Randomly flails arm at 2222. Golem be watching. Splat.*

aleco614 · Post by **aleco614** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:12 pm

Grabs a chomp from mario.

CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP!

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:16 pm

*Tosses it off the edge of the game map*
*Tosses Aleco so far up he hits the game map's ceiling*

Aleco thought he could fly.

aleco614 · Post by **aleco614** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:19 pm

I could fly! I was kirby!

*Eats maxaxle*

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:09 pm

*kills Aleco from the inside*
Not anymore, you can't!
*pulls out a Deagle and a .357 Magnum*

Now, who knows which is better overall?

aleco614 · Post by **aleco614** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:28 pm

Aleco is reinaleconated as a meteor, decides to crash into every air-space aorund maxaxle.
Maxaxle suffocates!

Agent of Dread · Post by **Agent of Dread** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:06 am

Aleco stubs his toe on otherwise completely isolated anti-matter.
Boom.

Maxaxle · Post by **Maxaxle** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:34 pm

*pulls out a time machine*
*puts the anti-matter into an unbreakable, unopenable chamber*
*allows the time paradox to let Aleco live*
*grabs AoD*
*goes back to the beginning of the universe*
*tosses AoD into the Big Bang*
*travels back to the present, landing on Aleco with the time machine*

aleco614 · Post by **aleco614** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:19 pm

*Kills Maxaxle with the tons of people who happen to have beliefs against the big bang theory*