(09:48:01 AM) pf2222: NP: Drive my car
(09:48:18 AM) ***pf2222 goes and drives a car around and crashes into a light pole
(09:48:55 AM) pf2222: You scored a critical hit! The light pole takes 777 damage. More-
(09:49:05 AM) mode (+o Chainsaw555 ) by Clonks
(09:49:15 AM) pf2222: The light pole falls on you! You take 222 damage. More-
(09:49:20 AM) ***Clonks hits Enter
(09:49:31 AM) pf2222: You are dazed.
(09:49:57 AM) pf2222: You see here a yellow mold corpse.
(09:50:09 AM) Clonks: k
(09:50:20 AM) Clonks: .
(09:50:32 AM) pf2222: You kick the yellow mold corpse.
(09:50:34 AM) Clonks: k <
(09:50:57 AM) Clonks: o <
(09:51:12 AM) pf2222: You do blahaction.
(09:51:20 AM) pf2222: You fall down the stairs,
(09:51:28 AM) Clonks: wtfhax
(09:51:39 AM) Clonks: q Z
(09:52:03 AM) pf2222: The blahmonster is not amused.
(09:52:11 AM) Clonks: O RLY?
(09:52:15 AM) Clonks: Q Z
(09:52:36 AM) pf2222: Quaff what?
(09:52:39 AM) Clonks: n30 f Z 6
(09:52:48 AM) pf5234: You quiver the balloons
(09:53:06 AM) pf2222: You hear a distant rumble of thunder...
(09:53:20 AM) Clonks: #chat
(09:53:44 AM) pf2222: The thunder talks about the problem of shoplifters.
(09:54:12 AM) pf5234: ... sigh
(09:54:25 AM) Clonks: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
(09:54:26 AM) pf2222: Invalid invalidness
(09:54:40 AM) pf2222: You pick up the floor. The floor hits! More-
(09:54:41 AM) Clonks: #dig <
(09:55:08 AM) pf2222: You dig a hole in the wall. The wall hits!
(09:55:16 AM) Clonks: Da heck!?
(09:55:28 AM) pf2222: The wall is not amused.
(09:55:29 AM) Clonks: F wall
(09:55:35 AM) pf5234: (< = ceiling, 2222)
(09:55:59 AM) Clonks: Actually, < is down.
(09:56:04 AM) Clonks: > is up.
(09:56:04 AM) pf2222: "My feet hurt, I've been on them all day!"
(09:56:11 AM) pf5234: no, < is up
(09:56:28 AM) Clonks: Really? I guess I ought to play more NetHack...
(09:56:59 AM) ***pf5234 cannot connect to anything
(09:57:00 AM) pf2222: You find a magic trap.
(09:57:31 AM) pf5234: #kiss magic trap
(09:57:53 AM) pf2222: You fall down the trapdoor,
(09:58:20 AM) pf5234: #float <
(09:58:59 AM) pf2222: You hear a shopkeeper below say, "Hey! We're closed for inventory! Pay or die!" More-
(09:59:11 AM) pf5234:
(09:59:28 AM) pf2222: The shopkeeper wields a cigar.
(09:59:39 AM) pf5234: #chat
(09:59:51 AM) pf2222: "Pay or die!"
(10:00:03 AM) pf5234: #chat "How much $?"
(10:00:32 AM) pf2222: "999999 zorkmids"
(10:00:36 AM) pf5234: $
(10:00:57 AM) pf2222: "@99999.9"
(10:01:03 AM) pf2222: "$99999.9"
(10:01:16 AM) ***pf5234 cannot have .9 gold pieces
(10:01:27 AM) pf2222: Blahmonster is not amused.
(10:01:44 AM) pf2222: You see a door fall down.
(10:02:13 AM) pf2222: "Get out of my shop, you stupid newt!"
(10:02:27 AM) pf2222: The newt moves away.
(10:02:34 AM) pf2222: A hill orc comes in.
(10:02:53 AM) pf2222: "We break door. We kill puny shopkeeper man."
(10:02:56 AM) pf5234: #hug @
(10:03:19 AM) pf2222: The shopkeeper is busy lighting a cigar.
(10:04:08 AM) pf2222: The hill orc hits! The hill orc hits! The hill orc hits!
(10:04:17 AM) pf2222: The shopkeeper smokes a cigar.
(10:04:25 AM) pf5234: #hug "hill orc"
(10:04:51 AM) pf2222: The hill orcs are busy.
(10:04:53 AM) pf2222: The hill orc flees in terror! The hill orc flees in terror! The hill orc flees in terror!
(10:05:16 AM) pf2222: "We hates smoke. We get fire extinguisher."
(10:05:52 AM) pf2222: The shopkeeper stares.
(10:06:07 AM) pf2222: The shopkeeper congratulates himself.
(10:06:14 AM) pf5234: brb
(10:06:34 AM) pf5234: ok back
(10:07:05 AM) pf2222: The shopkeeper falls through a hole in the floor.
(10:07:28 AM) pf2222: "OMGWTFLOLWUTBBQHAXZORZ"