Whohoo!
After getting stuck on floor 1 with a monk in Slash'em (Impossible to reach staircase) I decided I'd just hold space and fight random monsters, to see how long I can survive.
I was extremely pleased when one of them dropped a spell book, which are known to teleport you around randomly on occasion, hehehe...
That way I got to the exit of the first floor as a beefed up level 6 monk with tons of awesome equipment!
Needless to say I will probably be killed in the dumbest way possible very soon.
Oh yeah, the ways of NetHack (or Slash 'em, in this case)... If you ever happen to get lucky, you're pretty much ensured to die the absolutely most random and embarrasing way possible. You'll probably die to some random GWTWOD.
...I should play NetHack again.
Yes, they do. If you don't oil them they start screaming. Anyway, this one is PURE FACT:
-Toilet can scream. Really, it's really scary when you are sitting and making a poo, and suddenly you hear a "screeeeeeech" under your butt...
It's really scary. Has it happened to anyone else?
Once upon a time, when unicorns roamed the earth...
woodmouse wrote:
Yes, they do. If you don't oil them they start screaming. Anyway, this one is PURE FACT:
-Toilet can scream. Really, it's really scary when you are sitting and making a poo, and suddenly you hear a "screeeeeeech" under your butt...
It's really scary. Has it happened to anyone else?
It would therefore be wise not to eat mandrake before attending the restroom.[/harrypotterrefference]
