You know you're addicted to Egoboo when...
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...when you try to eat a fly agaric to gain mana.
...when you don't even think about entering a tent to gain its contents, but instantly burn it.
...when you wonder where the grub mum is when seeing some little bugs.
...when you think that a 2 meter bug can easily enter the sewers through a tiny grill.
...when you have the habit of saying "Baseball Kirby!" when standing at
...when you enter a library or a book shop, burn down all the books, think that the librarians won't mind, wonder why they neither wear pointy hats nor robes, escape from it, re-enter it, wonder why the books have not returned yet and be very annoyed that you haven't arrived at Lvl 4 yet.
...when you think you can cross a river without drowning or getting wet clothes.
...when you think that arrows are contained in a bow.
...when you think you can backstab someone with a whip.
...when you don't even think about entering a tent to gain its contents, but instantly burn it.
...when you wonder where the grub mum is when seeing some little bugs.
...when you think that a 2 meter bug can easily enter the sewers through a tiny grill.
...when you have the habit of saying "Baseball Kirby!" when standing at
...when you enter a library or a book shop, burn down all the books, think that the librarians won't mind, wonder why they neither wear pointy hats nor robes, escape from it, re-enter it, wonder why the books have not returned yet and be very annoyed that you haven't arrived at Lvl 4 yet.
...when you think you can cross a river without drowning or getting wet clothes.
...when you think that arrows are contained in a bow.
...when you think you can backstab someone with a whip.
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- penguinflyer2222
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...you think that a burning item gets extinguished if you pick it up.
...you think that a person with normal skills can get on a mount via jumping on.
...you think that items can be stacked.
...you think that you can throw knifes or spears only when you have more than one of them.
...you think that a gigantic warhammer fits in your pocket.
...you only wear a single suet of clothes and think that you can't change it without bumping into a chest.
...you think that a person with normal skills can get on a mount via jumping on.
...you think that items can be stacked.
...you think that you can throw knifes or spears only when you have more than one of them.
...you think that a gigantic warhammer fits in your pocket.
...you only wear a single suet of clothes and think that you can't change it without bumping into a chest.
...when you think that you can resell anything you bought, although you only get 50% of the value from it.
...when you think that the penalty for stealing a torch or whacking someone with a toilet plunger is death.
.. when you think that extincting poor sheep makes a black one drop from the sky.
...when you think that "Plop", "Lonil", "Meda", "Brobald", "Katuete" or "Namzad" are normal names.
...when you think that it's normal to bump into dead creatures.
...when you think that houses are just decoration.
...when you think that "rotting" means asploding in a weird poisonous blast.
...when you think that you can drop a big fat maul on your feet without any complication.
...when you think that keys are universal and you just need to have enough to gain entrance to almost everything, what means that you can buy 10 bicycle locks (including 3 keys each) and get access to most interesting houses in your town.
...when you shake books in your hands to brew storms or at least rain.
...when you bump old topics because you like them.
...when you think that the penalty for stealing a torch or whacking someone with a toilet plunger is death.
.. when you think that extincting poor sheep makes a black one drop from the sky.
...when you think that "Plop", "Lonil", "Meda", "Brobald", "Katuete" or "Namzad" are normal names.
...when you think that it's normal to bump into dead creatures.
...when you think that houses are just decoration.
...when you think that "rotting" means asploding in a weird poisonous blast.
...when you think that you can drop a big fat maul on your feet without any complication.
...when you think that keys are universal and you just need to have enough to gain entrance to almost everything, what means that you can buy 10 bicycle locks (including 3 keys each) and get access to most interesting houses in your town.
...when you shake books in your hands to brew storms or at least rain.
...when you bump old topics because you like them.
... When you name your children by combining parts of existing names (which are pretty weird by themselves).
... When you repeatedly hit a building that you want to enter.
... When you keep your clothes in a chest.
... When you hit that chest first to make sure it doesn't grow teeth and bite you.
... When you use your door to squash unwanted bugs and vermin.
... When you hold everything with just one hand, no matter how huge or impractical.
... You also make "boing" sounds when you jump...
... When you repeatedly hit a building that you want to enter.
... When you keep your clothes in a chest.
... When you hit that chest first to make sure it doesn't grow teeth and bite you.
... When you use your door to squash unwanted bugs and vermin.
... When you hold everything with just one hand, no matter how huge or impractical.
... You also make "boing" sounds when you jump...
- Agent of Dread
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...when you think that there is only one way to use most items. Which makes the use of a Swiss Army Knife impossible
...when you try to intimidate your friends with einbozzling threats and think that they would understand what you are saying
...when you think that you cannot leave a strange place you explored unless you found a quest and completed it
...when someone beats you down next to a computer and you press SPACE TO RESPAWN
...when you don't pick up things, even knives that just fell out of your cupboard, because they could be Kursed
...when you think that all Sporks have a Meaning
...when you try to intimidate your friends with einbozzling threats and think that they would understand what you are saying
...when you think that you cannot leave a strange place you explored unless you found a quest and completed it
...when someone beats you down next to a computer and you press SPACE TO RESPAWN
...when you don't pick up things, even knives that just fell out of your cupboard, because they could be Kursed
...when you think that all Sporks have a Meaning