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Post by Maxaxle »

...When you think you're too tall and too thin, and that your arms and legs are waaay too long.
"Failing to plan is planning to fail."
Bug me if you want to play a game.
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...when you're scared of your teddy and try to fight it, thinking it's a cobol.
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Post by penguinflyer2222 »

When you go to a lake and find a frog or toad and think it's too small and doesn't have a spear.
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When you throw random items into your local shop and want the money they costed back.
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You're locked down in the nearest police station with a fat guy named Joe, because your experimentation with so called "Mana potions" did not end well.
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When you bump into people and expect a friendly response.
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...When you ressurect this damn thread just for the hell of it.
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Post by PurpleSquerkle »

Effit959 wrote:When you bump into people and expect a friendly response.


:lol:
That's one of the best yet.
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Post by penguinflyer2222 »

When you see someone who's your friend being attack, you try to use your hands and heal them.
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When you think you can swing a box of ammo in one hand and hold a gun in the other to reload it.
"Failing to plan is planning to fail."
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When when you are working on something (Ref. DEV Version) you think chucking whatever item you have in your hand instead of dropping it just because you are running.
(no, seriously, you can throw stuff in the DEV Version, just run and let go.)
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Post by penguinflyer2222 »

Cool.
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Post by Dark »

... when you dont let your family open any wardrobes shouting "Carefull! Its a mimic!!!".
... when during christmas you try selling books to Santa Clauses on the streets.
... when you cant pack up all your books for school cos "youll be out of inventory space".
... when you ask people if theylle exchange their pets for your frog.
... when in winter you look for yeti in your backyard.
... when in winter you avoid any iciles you see.
... when you ask people on the streets: "How do I get to Zippy City?"
... when you try to double-jump.
... when you need a knife or hammer to kill a bug.
... when you lay beartraps in your house.
... when instead of turning on the lights you look for braziers.
... when you go to the nearest jail and tell the guards "youre here to fight the prisoners."
... when you try to open a locked door by reading a book.
... when you try to catch a squirrel.
... when you avoid pools of water thinking its an acid blob.
... when in kitchen you open a drawer with cutlery and look at the forks saying "How am I supposed to carry all that?!"
... when you try riding a lion in a zoo. (?!!!!?!?!?!!?)
... when while riding a lion in zoo you spank him for not breathing fire. (?!!?!!??!??!?!?!?!!!)
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Post by Cimeries »

Dark wrote:... when while riding a lion in zoo you spank him for not breathing fire. (?!!?!!??!??!?!?!?!!!)


I just had one of those moments when you wish you would have thought of something like that, and on the other hand, you're glad you didn't. :P
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Post by Dark »

Cimeries wrote:
Dark wrote:... when while riding a lion in zoo you spank him for not breathing fire. (?!!?!!??!??!?!?!?!!!)


I just had one of those moments when you wish you would have thought of something like that, and on the other hand, you're glad you didn't. :P


Im not sure if coming up with something like that is safe...
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