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Re: [PnP] The Legend of lol: Retarded Dawn (Press Start to w

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Gunter Madfury, Lv1 [00] RageMage [Front]
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10-12 Atk | 96 Hit | 13 Crt
...............49 Avd | 09 For
Barbarian Knuckledusters (3 - 5 Atk, 80 Hit, 5 Crt)
Bear Hide (15 Avd, 5 For)
Spoiler: Inventory & Status
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Items:
- 31 Barrels of Beer (+3 Atk for 3 turns)

Skills:
Screaming Frenzy [3 MP]
Gunter begins shouting really loud in anger and rage, and being the striking personality that he is, his party members join him. This naturally makes them all quite irate, causing them to hit harder. The entire party gains +[SPI/3] Atk and deals maximum damage on all their rolls for the next 3 turns. Initiating a shout is a minor action.

Spells:
Magic Missile... Fist! [1 MP Per missile]
[Atk: 10-12 + 8] [Missiles: 1]
Pretty much your good olde magic missile spell, except Gunter gets personal with his own version by actually smacking the missiles into his victim with his own f*****g hands (thus, it's a melee attack unarmed/with a fist weapon, using his current Hit, Atk, and Crt).
Maximum amount of missiles is equal to Gunter's level, and each does standard unarmed damage + Gunter's SPI.
Gunter can choose to actually launch the missiles themselves as a ranged attack if he feels like a sissy, but then they only do SPI damage.


Abilities:
MageRage
Whenever Gunter is hit, or scores a hit in plain melee combat, he gains 1 mana.

Booze Mastery
Gunter can consume three times as much alcohol before getting dizzy, and receives twice the benefit from alcoholic drinks.

Stats:
14 POW
04 PER
10 AGI
04 LUK
10 CON
08 SPI

Story:
"WRrrrRRAaaAHHhHHH!!!!! GUNTER SMASH ALL WITH MIGHTY MAGIC!!!!!"
In the frigid northerlands born and raised /
In the killing fields is where he spent most of his days.
Chillin' out maxin', relaxing all cool /
And pillaging villages, when in the mood.

Then one evil guy, who was up to no good /
Started stealing cake in his neighboorhood.
Gunter got up, grabbed his arcane berserker mass /
And went down to the Evil Dude's castle, to kick his ass.

Misc.:
HP-Mod.: .... +4
Crt-Dmg: ..... 140%
Actions: ...... 2.0
Resistance: .. 08%

Crime Points: .. 140
Gunter takes the 32 barrels of beer, downs one immediately, and puts the rest in the infinite void of the pocket of his hide-coat.

He also collects the crime points.
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Re: [PnP] The Legend of lol: Retarded Dawn (Press Start to w

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  • ToD:...v.. Noon
    Weather: Sunny

    ========================================================
    Gunter Madfury... HP: 37/37 . | . SP: 04/08 . | . Front . | . [3 turns] Beer (+3 Atk)
    Igor Pnostat.....vv HP: 27/27 . | . SP: 11/12 . | . Invalid Position
    [1 turn] Screaming Frenzy (+2 Atk, max Dmg)
    ========================================================
You collect what you deem useful and forget to tell the GM what you're doing next, so for some random reason you are now outside again and anything you didn't pick up vanished into thin air.

Where will you go?
- Break into the shop and steal items
- Enter the inn for no apparent reason (again)
- Enter the mayor's house and advance the plot
- Leave Revo Emag and go somewhere else
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Re: [PnP] The Legend of lol: Retarded Dawn (Press Start to w

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Gunter Madfury, Lv1 [00] RageMage [Front]
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Image 37/37 Image 04/08
10-12 Atk | 96 Hit | 13 Crt
...............49 Avd | 09 For
Barbarian Knuckledusters (3 - 5 Atk, 80 Hit, 5 Crt)
Bear Hide (15 Avd, 5 For)
Spoiler: Inventory & Status
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Items:
- 31 Barrels of Beer (+3 Atk for 3 turns)

Skills:
Screaming Frenzy [3 MP]
Gunter begins shouting really loud in anger and rage, and being the striking personality that he is, his party members join him. This naturally makes them all quite irate, causing them to hit harder. The entire party gains +[SPI/3] Atk and deals maximum damage on all their rolls for the next 3 turns. Initiating a shout is a minor action.

Spells:
Magic Missile... Fist! [1 MP Per missile]
[Atk: 10-12 + 8] [Missiles: 1]
Pretty much your good olde magic missile spell, except Gunter gets personal with his own version by actually smacking the missiles into his victim with his own f*****g hands (thus, it's a melee attack unarmed/with a fist weapon, using his current Hit, Atk, and Crt).
Maximum amount of missiles is equal to Gunter's level, and each does standard unarmed damage + Gunter's SPI.
Gunter can choose to actually launch the missiles themselves as a ranged attack if he feels like a sissy, but then they only do SPI damage.


Abilities:
MageRage
Whenever Gunter is hit, or scores a hit in plain melee combat, he gains 1 mana.

Booze Mastery
Gunter can consume three times as much alcohol before getting dizzy, and receives twice the benefit from alcoholic drinks.

Stats:
14 POW
04 PER
10 AGI
04 LUK
10 CON
08 SPI

Story:
"WRrrrRRAaaAHHhHHH!!!!! GUNTER SMASH ALL WITH MIGHTY MAGIC!!!!!"
In the frigid northerlands born and raised /
In the killing fields is where he spent most of his days.
Chillin' out maxin', relaxing all cool /
And pillaging villages, when in the mood.

Then one evil guy, who was up to no good /
Started stealing cake in his neighboorhood.
Gunter got up, grabbed his arcane berserker mass /
And went down to the Evil Dude's castle, to kick his ass.

Misc.:
HP-Mod.: .... +4
Crt-Dmg: ..... 140%
Actions: ...... 2.0
Resistance: .. 08%

Crime Points: .. 140
We go to the mayor's house where plot will be advanced. Gunter kicks down the door immediately as they approach it.
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Re: [PnP] The Legend of lol: Retarded Dawn (Press Start to w

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  • ToD:...v.. Noon
    Weather: Sunny

    ========================================================
    Gunter Madfury... HP: 37/37 . | . SP: 04/08 . | . Front . | . [2 turns] Beer (+3 Atk)
    Igor Pnostat.....vv HP: 27/27 . | . SP: 11/12 . | . Invalid Position
    ========================================================
Gunter kicks down the door, exposing the unsuspecting mayor sitting at the table eating some roast chicken. He looks at you.
"...uh, can I help you?"
Yes, mayor, you can advance the plot. Do it.
"Who just said that?"
You are hallucinating. Don't mind me. But advance the plot.
"Fine, fine! The evil guy is my evil brother for some reason, so I conveniently have a key to his castle. It's the boss key I hid in the pub. Seeing how you already have it for some reason, you can now go and enter 7 random caves, forests, dungeons and other places and beat 7 random bosses with absolutely no relevance to the plot to somehow end up in front of the evil guy's castle and unlock the front door. And now get out of my house."
You leave the mayor's house.

Where will you go?
- Break into the shop and steal items
- Enter the inn for no apparent reason (again)
- Enter the mayor's house and continue to annoy him
- Leave Revo Emag and go somewhere else
- Leave Revo Emag and enter the path of plot advancement
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Re: [PnP] The Legend of lol: Retarded Dawn (Press Start to w

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Image
Gunter Madfury, Lv1 [00] RageMage [Front]
Image
Image 37/37 Image 04/08
10-12 Atk | 96 Hit | 13 Crt
...............49 Avd | 09 For
Barbarian Knuckledusters (3 - 5 Atk, 80 Hit, 5 Crt)
Bear Hide (15 Avd, 5 For)
Spoiler: Inventory & Status
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Items:
- 31 Barrels of Beer (+3 Atk for 3 turns)

Skills:
Screaming Frenzy [3 MP]
Gunter begins shouting really loud in anger and rage, and being the striking personality that he is, his party members join him. This naturally makes them all quite irate, causing them to hit harder. The entire party gains +[SPI/3] Atk and deals maximum damage on all their rolls for the next 3 turns. Initiating a shout is a minor action.

Spells:
Magic Missile... Fist! [1 MP Per missile]
[Atk: 10-12 + 8] [Missiles: 1]
Pretty much your good olde magic missile spell, except Gunter gets personal with his own version by actually smacking the missiles into his victim with his own f*****g hands (thus, it's a melee attack unarmed/with a fist weapon, using his current Hit, Atk, and Crt).
Maximum amount of missiles is equal to Gunter's level, and each does standard unarmed damage + Gunter's SPI.
Gunter can choose to actually launch the missiles themselves as a ranged attack if he feels like a sissy, but then they only do SPI damage.


Abilities:
MageRage
Whenever Gunter is hit, or scores a hit in plain melee combat, he gains 1 mana.

Booze Mastery
Gunter can consume three times as much alcohol before getting dizzy, and receives twice the benefit from alcoholic drinks.

Stats:
14 POW
04 PER
10 AGI
04 LUK
10 CON
08 SPI

Story:
"WRrrrRRAaaAHHhHHH!!!!! GUNTER SMASH ALL WITH MIGHTY MAGIC!!!!!"
In the frigid northerlands born and raised /
In the killing fields is where he spent most of his days.
Chillin' out maxin', relaxing all cool /
And pillaging villages, when in the mood.

Then one evil guy, who was up to no good /
Started stealing cake in his neighboorhood.
Gunter got up, grabbed his arcane berserker mass /
And went down to the Evil Dude's castle, to kick his ass.

Misc.:
HP-Mod.: .... +4
Crt-Dmg: ..... 140%
Actions: ...... 2.0
Resistance: .. 08%

Crime Points: .. 140
Gunter repairs the door, leaves the mayor's home, kicks the door down again, enters the mayor's home and continues to annoy the mayor in hopes of hilarious/unfortunate outcomes.
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Re: [PnP] The Legend of lol: Retarded Dawn (Press Start to w

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  • ToD:...v.. Noon
    Weather: Sunny

    ========================================================
    Gunter Madfury... HP: 37/37 . | . SP: 04/08 . | . Front . | . [1 turn] Beer (+3 Atk)
    Igor Pnostat.....vv HP: 27/27 . | . SP: 11/12 . | . Invalid Position
    ========================================================
Gunter kicks down the door another time.
"Ow! Stop that!"

(0-0 Dmg, 51 Hit, 91 Crt) The door retaliates!! But, it misses.

The mayor looks at you as if he had already forgotten about your existance.
"...what is it?"
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Re: [PnP] The Legend of lol: Retarded Dawn (Press Start to w

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It should be the Hidden Door from Cave Story. :D
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Re: [PnP] The Legend of lol: Retarded Dawn. Press Start just

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Igor Pnostat, Lv1 [40] Protagonist [Between Front and Cover]
7-9 Atk | 128 Hit | 23 Crt
58 Avd | 8 For
Uselessly Ornated Hero Sword (4-6 Atk, 90 Hit, 5 Crt, 2h)
Plot Armour (20 Avd, 5 For)

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Spoiler: Character sheet
Items
2 Moneys (There is no gold or other currency in this game.)
Maximilian's Life Seal (a square token with a strange pattern on it.)
5x Tin Dust (heals 5 HP for the entire party)

Boss Key (gives access to pointless random locations and the Big Bad's castle)

Skills
Foe Tossing Charge [1 SP]
Surprisingly overruns an enemy, knocking them down. They need a full action to stand up. Mimiga like to do this. This can be used on [Lvl] additional enemies, but doing so reduces the hit chance by 10 per enemy. [Atk = max Atk of an ornated sword attack, Hit of an ornated sword attack+20, 0 Crt]

Spells
Fire Fireball Ball [2 SP]
Launches a fiery fireball consisting of [2*Level] tiny fireballs. If it hits, it explodes into the sub-fireballs, which fly towards random enemies. If no sub-balls miss, the main fireball has hit critically.
Fireball ball: [SPI/2 to SPI Atk , 90+3*PER Hit, 0 Crt]
Sub fireballs: [SPI/6 Atk , 80+2*PER Hit, 0 Crt]


Ultimate Enormous Epic Absolute Knight Power Break Limit Crisis Nova Kinetic Geo Tectonic Tremor Quake [6 SP] [EPIC WIN]
Looking ridiculously determined, Igor spins his sword over his head for five minutes of attack cutscene time, surrounded by shiny swirling particle effects. Then he leaps into the sky, pounds his feet into the ground with such power that normally his toes would break, and slams his blade into the ground. Deals 2SPI+POW damage to all enemies. The overly long attack animation has a [2*SPI]% chance of making enemies fall asleep due to boredom for 3 turns. (like paralysis, but has a 50% chance to be removed on hit)

Einbozzle [65535 SP] (power of two minus one ftw)
You don't know what it does, and believe me, you don't want to.
Too epic to count into the amount of abilities. Only of plot-wise importance.


Abilities
Heroic Second Wind
Once per battle, when he either takes a critical hit or his HP fall below 25%, he can trigger Epic Win Mode, healing half of his HP and allowing special [EPIC WIN]moves for 3 turns.

Stats
POW 6
PER 10
AGI 10
LUK 8
CON 4
SPI 12


Secondary Stats
4 Atk | 38 Hit | 18 Crt
38 Avd | 5 For
HP Mod 2
Crt damage +100%
2.0 Actions
16% Resistance


Story
Igor Pnostat is an average representant of all orphans who grew up as farm boys (which means that he is chosen by fate). As it is to be expected, one day the strange old storyteller of his village told him: "MAH BOI, you are chosen. Mystical powers rest in you. So go and kick evil's ass. Dinner."
Soon after, as expected, evil forces of evil burned down the village and he had to flee with the storyteller, who was killed in a cutscene and in the minute of his death revealed to have been a Protagonist as well. He handed Igor his magical mighty plot sword and taught him the power of Einbozzling, which sadly costs too many SP to ever be used.
Igor also is the descendant of an ancient hero, at least, a mysterious woman told him so and gave him a thing known as Maximilian's Life Seal.
He is quite stupid and naive, but also angsty and sometimes badass - a typical Protagonist personality. He is not actually a hero, but he thinks that the whole world would exist for him.
His age is somewhere between ten and twenty years. He wields an ancient and beautiful, but not too effective sword which is adorned with ornaments, runes and gems and looks like it would be incredibly important, plot-wise. He wears normal clothes, because the armour of plot protects him well enough.
He has an annoying habit of shouting out the names of his special attacks when using them, and he also constantly bumps into the fourth wall.
For him, retrieving the cake is only a sidequest, but he hopes to (aside from eating delicious cake) learn a bit of backstory and to recruit a few characters into his party here, to hopefully get the best ending.

Script
[code]func CombatActivity() {
if(EnoughSP(Einbozzling))
return Einbozzle(GetMostAnnoyingEnemy());
if(EpicWinMode && EnoughSP(GeoAttack))
return GeoAttack();
if(EnoughSP(Charge) && (!Random(3) || GetHP()<GetMaxHP()/2))
return FoeTossingCharge(GetAnyEnemy());
if(EnoughSP(Fireball) && (!Random(3) || GetHP()<GetMaxHP()/2))
return Fireball(GetAnyEnemy());
return Attack(GetAnyEnemy());
while(true);
}

func EnoughSP(activity) {
if(GetMP(this) > GetRequiredMP(activity))
return true;
return false;
}[/code]


Battles: 001
Kills: 001
Epic Wins used: 000
"Onwards, for random! And plot!"
Igor waves to the mayor and sets out to one of the seven irrelevant locations.
Lol, I never actually intended Igor to be so broken and overpowered...
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Re: [PnP] The Legend of lol: Retarded Dawn (Press Start to w

Post by Shade »

  • ToD:...v.. Noon
    Weather: Sunny

    ========================================================
    Gunter Madfury... HP: 37/37 . | . SP: 04/08 . | . Front
    Igor Pnostat.....vv HP: 27/27 . | . SP: 11/12 . | . Invalid Position
    ========================================================
And so you set off to your completely random adventure to a completely random location with absolutely no relevance to the evil guy!

Stage 01 - Forest of Failure

Don't ask me who gave it that kind of name.
After entering the forest and walking for a while, the path splits; you'll have to choose between going left or right. The left path seems to lead to some kind of lake, while the right path seems to lead to a large pit of spikes.
Oh, and you can also see some bandits hiding in the bushes who are planning to ambush you. They're not doing a very good job at staying unnoticed.
  • ========================================================
    That Bulky Leader..... HP: 71/71 . | . SP: 08/08 . | . Cover
    Unmotivated Bandit... HP: 38/38 . | . SP: 04/04 . | . Cover
    Incompetent Bandit.v. HP: 23/23 . | . SP: 01/01 . | . Cover
    Unreliable Bandit...... HP: 37/37 . | . SP: 06/06 . | . Cover
    Skilled Bandit.......vv. HP: 45/45 . | . SP: 05/05 . | . Cover
    ========================================================
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