Birthdays
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Re: Birthdays
Happy birthday! Hopefully this will be a great year for you, full of awesome stuff, etc. It won't be long until you'll become a prismatorhombated hecatonicosachoron. *
*Is it calculated in the number of edges or vertices? If it's the latter, then it'll be a lot sooner, but it wouldn't have the "significance" of being ten thousand times Octy's current age. Of course, there's no saying that he'd ever get three-dimensional, let alone four-dimensional, in which case he'd never become a prismatorhombated hecatonicosachoron, but that'd be a shame, since it's the most potato geometric thingy there is. Seriously.
*Is it calculated in the number of edges or vertices? If it's the latter, then it'll be a lot sooner, but it wouldn't have the "significance" of being ten thousand times Octy's current age. Of course, there's no saying that he'd ever get three-dimensional, let alone four-dimensional, in which case he'd never become a prismatorhombated hecatonicosachoron, but that'd be a shame, since it's the most potato geometric thingy there is. Seriously.
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Re: Birthdays
Once said death occurs, it will turn into an octagoff.Shade wrote:If an octagon grows older, does it turn into a hexagon?
In either case, congratulations! Another year closer to death!
Thanks everyone!
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happy woodday birthmouse
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Thanks, and clonky birthday to you, Shade!
...wait. Is "clonky" a positive thing? B-but it has to be, because "clinky", while sounding happier, could remind you unpleasantly of my duckhood. And if you're reminded of duckhoods at all on birthdays, you know it's no longer a birthday, but a girthd-WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT SMFLSFAMDFÖ
If "clonky" isn't positive enough, it'll be "shady birthday", which sounds kinda creepy. Almost like you're a stalker in the woods, waiting to molest an innocent cute happy smiling awwy little mage passing by, and ÖSDAF;WEFWÄEF this isn't as appropriate anymore!*
*Until AoD says it. I dare you (not)**.
**What does "I dare you not" mean? Is it like... "I dare you not to do this no matter how much the urge would manifest?" Because then I chose my words perfectly. If it's anything else, ok.
...but yeah, since we were born the same day, and there's the old saying that "there can be only one", LET THE SWORDS SWING LIKE DUCKS AROUND A POND!!!*
*If you get the double pun, you're batman's lost cousin. And no, it's not funny.
Damn, I wish I was batman's lost cousin...
...but because we don't hate each other (as far as I'm aware, at least), that'd be weird and unnecessary. So, with that, BATMAN RASDFAWFD_F-NOWAITWHAT. Ok I think I may have somehow contracted tumblrising encephalitis, the most dangerous of tumblrising infection, the one that can only come from going on Tumblr on one's birthday and seeing something vaguely porny.
OH DEAR POTATOES HELP ME or not, because no such disease actually exists. If it did, though, I'd probably get it. So, the moral is this: don't go on Tumblr and expect to not see anything vaguely porny on your birthday, because if you do, and you're following a certain *****, your best efforts will result in failures no matter how many times you do it. In fact, the more times you refresh the dashboard, the more likely it is that YOU WILL CONTRACT TUMBLRISING ENCEPHALITIS. So, be careful, everyone. Be careful when you follow a certain *****. ***** is awesome. But sometimes ***** posts things that will take your sanity because of how ************* ************ they are in the wrong hands.
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I didn't just say any of that. Move on, and again, happy birthday, Shade!
...wait. Is "clonky" a positive thing? B-but it has to be, because "clinky", while sounding happier, could remind you unpleasantly of my duckhood. And if you're reminded of duckhoods at all on birthdays, you know it's no longer a birthday, but a girthd-WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT SMFLSFAMDFÖ
If "clonky" isn't positive enough, it'll be "shady birthday", which sounds kinda creepy. Almost like you're a stalker in the woods, waiting to molest an innocent cute happy smiling awwy little mage passing by, and ÖSDAF;WEFWÄEF this isn't as appropriate anymore!*
*Until AoD says it. I dare you (not)**.
**What does "I dare you not" mean? Is it like... "I dare you not to do this no matter how much the urge would manifest?" Because then I chose my words perfectly. If it's anything else, ok.
...but yeah, since we were born the same day, and there's the old saying that "there can be only one", LET THE SWORDS SWING LIKE DUCKS AROUND A POND!!!*
*If you get the double pun, you're batman's lost cousin. And no, it's not funny.
Damn, I wish I was batman's lost cousin...
...but because we don't hate each other (as far as I'm aware, at least), that'd be weird and unnecessary. So, with that, BATMAN RASDFAWFD_F-NOWAITWHAT. Ok I think I may have somehow contracted tumblrising encephalitis, the most dangerous of tumblrising infection, the one that can only come from going on Tumblr on one's birthday and seeing something vaguely porny.
OH DEAR POTATOES HELP ME or not, because no such disease actually exists. If it did, though, I'd probably get it. So, the moral is this: don't go on Tumblr and expect to not see anything vaguely porny on your birthday, because if you do, and you're following a certain *****, your best efforts will result in failures no matter how many times you do it. In fact, the more times you refresh the dashboard, the more likely it is that YOU WILL CONTRACT TUMBLRISING ENCEPHALITIS. So, be careful, everyone. Be careful when you follow a certain *****. ***** is awesome. But sometimes ***** posts things that will take your sanity because of how ************* ************ they are in the wrong hands.
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I didn't just say any of that. Move on, and again, happy birthday, Shade!
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Re: Birthdays
Bleh. By now I should know that you share a birthday. Happy birthday to you as well, Shade!
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Re: Birthdays
Today is my 16th birthday! It's hard to believe I first joined the old Egoboo forums when I was 9.
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Re: Birthdays
Happy birthday.
I just realised, I'm twenty and I joined when I was thirteen. Holy crap.
I just realised, I'm twenty and I joined when I was thirteen. Holy crap.
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So this post won't be entirely off-topic: happy birthday, anyone/everyone who's had one! Especially Shelly and Cime.
Hopefully.
...but it's sad, because the older everyone gets, the less they're into Egoboo, and so by the time we're in our thirties (and Birdsey in his seventies), no one will ever come on this forum anymore, and when we're in our forties (and Birdsey in his nineties), no one will ever even think about Egoboo anymore, and in our fifties (Birdsey should be celebrating his 563rd birthday right about then), Egoboo will be entirely forgotten by everyone on the planet.
PS: No offence at Birdsey is intended. I mean that he's a wise old man, and everyone knows that the older a wise old man is, the wiser he is.
AND WHY AM I ALWAYS OBSESSING ABOUT EGOBOO BEING POSLUNCTED TO THE FINISH IN THE FUTURE!!??!?! SERIOUSLY. Someone ban me before I lay eggs I mean what but seriously, I think there's still hope of it happening. Or maybe I'm just being a little bit too nostalgelusional, but well.
It's weird because one day we'll all be old and wrinkly, and then finally someone will be like "LET'S DO EGOBOO-RELATED STUFF AGAIN!!!" and it will be epic and glorious and amazing and poslunctious.Cimeries wrote:I just realised, I'm twenty and I joined when I was thirteen. Holy crap.
Hopefully.
...but it's sad, because the older everyone gets, the less they're into Egoboo, and so by the time we're in our thirties (and Birdsey in his seventies), no one will ever come on this forum anymore, and when we're in our forties (and Birdsey in his nineties), no one will ever even think about Egoboo anymore, and in our fifties (Birdsey should be celebrating his 563rd birthday right about then), Egoboo will be entirely forgotten by everyone on the planet.
PS: No offence at Birdsey is intended. I mean that he's a wise old man, and everyone knows that the older a wise old man is, the wiser he is.
AND WHY AM I ALWAYS OBSESSING ABOUT EGOBOO BEING POSLUNCTED TO THE FINISH IN THE FUTURE!!??!?! SERIOUSLY. Someone ban me before I lay eggs I mean what but seriously, I think there's still hope of it happening. Or maybe I'm just being a little bit too nostalgelusional, but well.
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Re: Birthdays
My take away from the above is that Birdsey inhabits a different time dimension or something of the sort.
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It would probably explain the erratic appearances on the forum.
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Seems I forgot to talk about my birthday this past 5th.
So yeah, I'm 21 now.
...and I STILL haven't had a full drink, because I'm not interested in drinking.
So yeah, I'm 21 now.
...and I STILL haven't had a full drink, because I'm not interested in drinking.
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A little late, but happy birthday, man!Maxaxle wrote:Seems I forgot to talk about my birthday this past 5th.
I'll drink orange juice to that. Too many people think it's cool to get drunk and end up driving over some elderly homeless kids on their way to an Arsonists Anonymous meeting at Fantoft stave church.Maxaxle wrote:...and I STILL haven't had a full drink, because I'm not interested in drinking.
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