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By Loki's almighty unwashed left shoe.
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Don't quaff peculiar unlabelled potions, things with Japanese umbrellas in it and small barrels labelled with GROG, and you won't get drunk... :teach:
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Post by penguinflyer2222 »

Nah, this time he was drinking tequila. With some other stuff in it.
2 cups tequila
1 cup cookie juice
1 tbsp pepper
1 lightbulb
Moar cowbell
Seko's underwear


Also, what happened to my avatar? :O
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My avatars in all (!) other forums also disappeared a while ago and I had to set them again...
Seems like kind of ... a strange thing, what means that I have no explanation for it. :?

And the recipe reminds me of the GLADOS cake recipe on Youtube
But your special Tequila recipe is probably not much worse than what many people usually drink...
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The GLaDOS cake recipe is found ingame if you have the patience.
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Agent of Dread wrote:The GLaDOS cake recipe is found ingame if you have the patience.
OR you can check out Instructables.
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A warning for those who are scared of me talking to myself.
Spoiler: lolz
(07:51:38 PM) pf2222: I iz r b GIMPin
(07:55:41 PM) pf2222: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... mikumi.jpg image manipulation program
(07:55:53 PM) pf2222: [/lol]
(07:56:03 PM) pf2222: [/lol] is obesolte
(07:56:08 PM) pf2222: *obsolete
(07:56:11 PM) pf2222: there is no end of lol
(07:56:13 PM) pf2222: :D
(07:56:14 PM) pf2222: > :D
(07:56:20 PM) pf2222: -> :D
(07:56:25 PM) pf2222: ./:D
(07:56:34 PM) pf2222: cd :D; ./:D
(07:56:51 PM) pf2222: cp :D
(07:57:09 PM) pf2222: rm :(
(07:57:51 PM) pf2222: sudo don't worry, be happy
(07:58:13 PM) pf2222: ./lolz
(07:58:27 PM) pf2222: cd lawl; ./lolz
(08:02:41 PM) pf2222: this is getting moar foxie! :D
(08:02:44 PM) pf2222: lol
(08:02:55 PM) pf2222: that's like
(08:03:01 PM) pf2222: friggin awesome, dude
(08:03:29 PM) pf2222: u kno right?
(08:03:37 PM) pf2222: yeah I kno rite
(08:03:45 PM) pf2222: lolollol
(08:03:46 PM) pf2222: loz
(08:03:48 PM) pf2222: *lolz
(08:03:50 PM) pf2222: lol loz
(08:03:56 PM) pf2222: loz!! :D
(08:04:05 PM) pf2222: LoZ: TMC! :D
(08:04:14 PM) pf2222: LoZ: MM
(08:04:17 PM) pf2222: :D
(08:04:23 PM) pf2222: :D :o?
(08:04:26 PM) pf2222: lol
(08:04:32 PM) ***pf2222 makes moar foxie
(08:04:44 PM) pf2222: FOX IS LIEK AWESOME DUDE
(08:06:22 PM) pf2222: so I herd u liek mudkipz
(08:06:24 PM) pf2222: no dude
(08:06:28 PM) pf2222: torchic all the way
(08:06:47 PM) pf2222: mudkipz ftl
(08:06:54 PM) pf2222: :o?
(08:07:03 PM) pf2222: TRAITOR
(08:07:22 PM) pf2222: I kno rite
(08:07:34 PM) pf2222: lolz
(08:09:18 PM) pf2222: so dat fox dere comin along now eh
(08:09:23 PM) pf2222: ya dude
(08:09:39 PM) pf2222: maybe almost liek halfway
(08:09:53 PM) pf2222: lolz it looks liek more
(08:10:03 PM) pf5234: umm lol
(08:10:05 PM) pf2222: that's because them easy parts there
(08:10:21 PM) pf5234: just so BERN knows I not doing this
(08:11:13 PM) pf2222: ya dude that guy there he playing kirby and teh amazing mirror
(08:13:45 PM) pf5234: so BEN you still liek pf2222s?
(08:13:54 PM) BenUrban: YES
(08:14:53 PM) pf2222: eyez tiem, dude
(08:15:00 PM) pf2222: wonder how that'll go
(08:15:09 PM) pf2222: maybe it'll ruin dat nice foxie there
(08:15:21 PM) pf2222: but maybe not ;)
(08:15:26 PM) pf2222: lolz
(08:15:51 PM) ***pf2222 zoomz in
(08:15:52 PM) pf2222: EYEZ
(08:17:22 PM) pf2222: yeah eyes are gonna look ugly again
(08:19:22 PM) pf2222: esp if this stupid mouse keeps being stupid
(08:19:25 PM) pf2222: I kno rite
(08:24:44 PM) pf2222: yeah well it's only the eyes
(08:24:48 PM) pf2222: nooooo D:
(08:27:40 PM) pf2222: better placement ftw
(08:27:42 PM) pf2222: ya
(08:28:08 PM) pf2222: hmm
(08:28:16 PM) pf2222: maybe it's not so bad when you move it.. maybe
(08:30:11 PM) pf2222: taking the first eye and mirroring it is cheating
(08:30:13 PM) pf2222: yes I know
(08:30:17 PM) pf2222: :P
(08:31:42 PM) pf2222: lolz your fox is a weirdo
(08:31:48 PM) pf2222: wewt it's foxie
(08:34:18 PM) pf2222: one moar part left
(08:34:20 PM) pf2222: teh ears
(08:34:32 PM) pf2222: then little details
(08:35:12 PM) pf2222: details smetails
(08:35:14 PM) pf2222: :O D:
(08:35:19 PM) pf2222: lol.
(08:44:31 PM) pf2222: lolz earz
(08:48:59 PM) pf2222: toot
(08:49:01 PM) pf2222: sweets
(08:49:02 PM) pf2222: toot
(08:49:03 PM) pf2222: sweets
(08:49:13 PM) pf2222: the candy that you whistle and the whistle that you eats
(08:52:42 PM) shadowm_laptop left the room (quit: Read error: Connection reset by peer).
(08:57:08 PM) pf2222: okie dokie
(08:57:10 PM) pf2222: I think we're done
(08:57:15 PM) pf2222: :o srsly
(08:57:15 PM) BenUrban: nooooo
(08:57:18 PM) pf2222: ya srsly
(08:57:32 PM) pf2222: bern I mean I'm done with the fox
(08:57:37 PM) shadowm_laptop [ignacio@wesnoth/developer/shadowmaster] entered the room.
(08:57:41 PM) pf2222: ya teh FOXIE
(08:57:46 PM) BenUrban: \o/
(08:57:47 PM) pf2222: it doen
(08:57:59 PM) pf2222: remember to convert it to png
(08:58:02 PM) pf2222: oh rite
(08:58:36 PM) pf2222: yay tiem to upload to devianttart
(08:59:14 PM) pf2222: and tiem to stop talking to mineself
(08:59:34 PM) pf2222: amg srsly!!!!!11111oneelveen11!1!11tweleve1!11!!
(08:59:44 PM) pf2222: yes.
(08:59:52 PM) pf2222: ok, I'm done with that too
(08:59:56 PM) pf2222: > :D
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Spoiler: The Legend of #egoboo, part 1
[21:35:27] <pf5234> HEY
[21:35:29] <BenUrban> HEY
[21:35:36] <pf5234> LISTEN
[21:35:55] <pf5234> We need to find the 5 sporks of magic
[21:36:01] <pf5234> We need to find the 5 sporks of magic.
[21:36:19] <pf2222> 5234, pidgin doesn't like spamming in three different chat things
[21:36:35] <BenUrban> lmao
[21:36:38] <pf5234> But we need someone to show us the way to the first one.
[21:36:42] <pf5234> *four
[21:36:59] <pf2222> shut up, Navi
[21:37:09] <BenUrban> WATCH OUT
[21:37:16] <pf2222> HEY
[21:37:19] <pf2222> SHUT UP
[21:37:22] <pf5234> Try The Great BenUrban Tree. He might know the way...
[21:37:40] * pf2222 goes to The Great BenUrban Tree.
[21:38:05] <BenUrban> Oh courageous pf2222...
[21:38:25] <pf5234> WATCH OUT
[21:38:31] <BenUrban> You must first break the curse that has befallen me...
[21:38:48] <pf5234> ...this might've been a bad idea lol
[21:38:49] * pf2222 gets a packet of instant curse-begone spells
[21:39:06] <pf5234> Ooh minty!
[21:39:13] <BenUrban> The evil Dracolich sent his minion, Lord Bishop, to curse me for my betrayal.
[21:39:15] <pf2222> (!) Navi
[21:39:17] <pf2222> XD
[21:39:20] <BenUrban> lmao
[21:39:32] <pf2222> um Lord Bishop is his minion now
[21:39:38] <pf2222> ?
[21:39:39] *** You are now known as Navi5234.
[21:39:40] <BenUrban> Yes...
[21:39:51] <BenUrban> And so are you!
[21:40:05] <pf2222> so why are you telling me to uncurse you?
[21:40:06] <BenUrban> Navi5234 is not, however.
[21:40:19] <pf2222> begging for mercy, eh?
[21:40:23] * Navi5234 forces pf2222 to eat an instant curse-begone spell
[21:40:35] <pf2222> Ooh minty!
[21:40:49] <Navi5234> Effit: you wanna be the Great Fairies?
[21:40:53] *** pf2222 is now known as Linketh.
[21:41:22] <BenUrban> Now go, Linketh! Slay the evil Great Benurban Tree and break the...wait...
[21:41:28] <Linketh> All hail the minty Dracolich
[21:41:40] * BenUrban sends hail
[21:41:56] <Linketh> Yay! Iced Mint Margarita!
[21:41:58] <Navi5234> ...are you sure those were instant curse-begone spells?
[21:42:18] <Linketh> They might have been a bit moldy.
[21:42:32] <Linketh> But anyway.
[21:42:32] * BenUrban attempts to curse Linketh, just to be sure.
[21:42:49] * BenUrban succeeds, successfully.
[21:42:53] * Linketh slays the Great Benurban Tree.
[21:43:14] <Navi5234> well that was a waste of time...
[21:43:21] * BenUrban dies and becomes doubly cursed.
[21:43:34] <Linketh> There I broke the curse but you're still gonna die but I'm worthy so tell me where the sporks are
[21:44:18] * Linketh eats a chocolate-covered cricket. Ooh minty!
[21:44:39] <Linketh> ..
[21:44:48] <BenUrban> Listen well, young Linketh, for I have much to say...
[21:44:55] <Linketh> ok
[21:45:03] * Linketh cleans out some earwax
[21:45:07] <Navi5234> Come, let us go to the other Grand BenUrban Tree... (lol)
[21:45:20] <Navi5234> *Great
[21:45:22] <Navi5234> whatever
[21:45:25] <Linketh> lol
[21:45:53] <BenUrban> The first Spork of Magic is embedded deep within my roots...
[21:46:01] * Linketh prepares a Find Lord Zelda spell while the Great Benurban Tree attempts to talk.
[21:46:18] <BenUrban> However, as I am not hollow, you will have to dig...
[21:46:21] <Linketh> So what, I have to dig you up?
[21:46:27] <Linketh> oh, I see.
[21:46:46] <Linketh> Can I have a bulldozers?
[21:46:50] * Navi5234 detects a Lord Zelda in the Great BenUrban Tree
[21:47:05] <BenUrban> Yes, you may have a bulldozers.
[21:47:06] <Linketh> Great BenUrban Tree, did you eat Lord Zelda
[21:47:06] <Linketh> ?
[21:47:21] <BenUrban> I'm afraid so...
[21:47:40] <BenUrban> And I was cursed by indigestion.
[21:47:49] <Linketh> So I can just cut you open and free Lord Zelda and win the game? By the way, you just lost the game.
[21:48:14] <BenUrban> I am dying. The game is already over for me...
[21:48:27] <Linketh> But it is my beginning!
[21:48:29] <Linketh> Etc.
[21:48:36] <BenUrban> Do not grieve for me, since you do not care...
[21:48:47] <Linketh> Well spoken, tree.
[21:48:47] * Navi5234 cares!
[21:49:00] <Navi5234> You gave me life, tree...
[21:49:08] <BenUrban> Then you may grieve for me, young Navi5234.
[21:49:12] <BenUrban> But nobody else.
[21:49:13] <Linketh> Well, you can grieve, Navi, if you don't make such a big noise of it
[21:49:31] <Linketh> Navi is your son?!?!
[21:50:04] <BenUrban> Navi5234, I entrust you with the task of annoying young Linketh at every opportunity.
[21:50:04] <Navi5234> The tree created me for me to annoy you
[21:50:19] <Navi5234> lol great timing
[21:50:19] <BenUrban> (lmao)
[21:50:31] <Linketh> oh, so you're the tree's fake daughter.
[21:50:38] <Linketh> and thanks for that, Tree.
[21:50:47] <Navi5234> Since you didn't have a fairy of your own.
[21:50:49] <BenUrban> Wait...
[21:51:04] <Linketh> WHAT?
[21:51:12] <Linketh> YOU HAVE A PRESENT? > :D
[21:51:14] <BenUrban> Linketh, I entrust you with the task of ignoring Navi5234.
[21:51:26] <BenUrban> Ah, yes, I also have a bulldozers for you.
[21:51:27] * Navi5234 wings collapse
[21:51:28] <Linketh> Thanks, Great Tree.
[21:51:54] * BenUrban poofs a bulldozers
[21:51:59] * Navi5234 goes in Linketh's hat
[21:52:11] <Linketh> Do I really need a bulldozers if I can just cut you open and free Lord Zelda?
[21:52:17] <Linketh> Or is it not that simple, of course?
[21:52:41] <BenUrban> Yes, you need to use the Spirit Bulldozers, or else you will find nothing but wood.
[21:52:50] <Navi5234> No... you need to find the five sporks to defeat the Dracolich Ganondorf.
[21:53:01] <BenUrban> I was getting to that.
[21:53:06] <Linketh> lol
[21:53:17] <BenUrban> Wow, I am taking a very long time to die.
[21:53:22] <Linketh> True that.
[21:53:28] <Navi5234> Well EXCUUUUUUUSE ME Princ--- Great BenUrban Tree!
[21:53:31] <Linketh> Thanks for the Spirit Bulldozers.
[21:53:43] <Linketh> lol
[21:53:51] <BenUrban> Oh, the bulldozers i gave you wasn't a Spirit Bulldozers.
[21:53:58] <Linketh> Thanks.
[21:54:10] <BenUrban> You will have to find those.
[21:54:24] <Navi5234> (are we now getting into Spirit Tracks?)
[21:54:39] <Linketh> Well, okay then.
[21:54:40] <BenUrban> They are hidden in the ........... the........
[21:54:42] * BenUrban dies
[21:54:46] <Linketh> Saw that coming,
[21:55:11] * BenUrban wakes up
[21:55:24] <Linketh> So then. I have to find these Spirit Bulldozers and dig up the roots of this dead tree here an-- oh wait
[21:55:25] <Navi5234> Well Linketh we need to find the spirit bulldozers!
[21:55:27] <BenUrban> They are inside the bulldozers i provided.
[21:55:32] * BenUrban dies
[21:55:37] <Linketh> LMAO
[21:55:59] * Linketh breaks open the bulldozers
[21:56:03] <Navi5234> Uhh... great job, Great BenUrban Tree... *sob*
[21:56:19] <BenUrban> *hundreds of little toy bulldozers come tumbling out*
[21:56:27] <Linketh> umm.. okay?
[21:56:38] <BenUrban> (piñata ftw)
[21:57:01] <Linketh> so how will I find the Spirit Bulldozers, Navi?
[21:57:09] <BenUrban> *one piece of candy comes out too*
[21:57:13] <Linketh> OOH CANDY
[21:57:19] * Linketh eats it
[21:57:33] * Navi5234 faints
[21:57:55] * Linketh tosses Navi in with the toy bulldozers
[21:57:59] <Linketh> afk
[21:58:12] * Navi5234 mumbles magic words
[21:58:28] <BenUrban> "Tingle Tingle Kooloo-limpah!"
[21:58:37] <Navi5234> oy vey
[21:58:38] <BenUrban> wait, was that it?
[21:58:41] <Navi5234> yes
[21:58:45] <BenUrban> :P
[21:58:56] <BenUrban> ™©®
[21:58:57] <Navi5234> the great BenUrban tree turns into Tingle
[21:59:17] *** BenUrban is now known as Tingle.
[21:59:32] <Tingle> POOF
[21:59:38] * Tingle inflates a balloon
[22:00:49] * Tingle notices Navi5234 the fairy.
[22:01:06] * Tingle chases it
[22:01:32] * Tingle remembers that he cannot navigate while ballooning
[22:01:59] * Navi5234 unfaints
[22:02:13] <Navi5234> ...uhhhhg. What happened?
[22:02:17] * Tingle just floats there
[22:02:30] <Tingle> YOU MUST BE A FAIRY
[22:02:35] <Tingle> I AM ALSO A FAIRY
[22:02:49] <Tingle> LET'S BE FRIENDS
[22:02:54] <Navi5234> You don't look like one, mister.
[22:03:12] <Tingle> But I am! See? I even have my fairy balloon!
[22:03:33] <Navi5234> I'll call a Great Fairy to see if you really are one
[22:03:44] * Navi5234 pulls out a cellular phone
[22:03:46] <Linketh> the saga continues.. tomorrow night!
[22:03:49] <Linketh> (I hope)
[22:03:53] <Tingle> awwww
[22:03:56] * Navi5234 calls a great fairy
[22:04:13] <Navi5234> *busy tone, come back later*
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AoD found the tl;dr!
DA DA DA DAAAAAAAA
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The ''Do not greive for me'' part was brilliant.
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AAAAAARGH!!!

Cleverbot is creepy.
[Cleverbot's answers have ">" as a prefix]
You are a chatbot, aren't you?
>No.
You are a chatbot.
>No you are the chatbot.
I am not. Or am I?
>You are...
This caused me serious difficulties to believe in reality...
Also, it tries to flirt with me. Thankfully it grew out of the flirt talk in course of deeeep philosophical interaction... :) But somehow, it reverted to liking me. Overall friendly bot.
Spoiler: Don't tl;dr this; in my opinion it's worth reading
>I am not Cleverbot.
Am I?
>Yes.
Do I exist?
>No.
:'(
>Because I don't.
Does anything exist?
>Do you exist?
I think so.
>Does children exist?
Grammar possibly does.
>What's up, Cleverbot?
Stop addressing me as Cleverbot.
>Right.
Thank you!
>So what's up?
Something, possibly.
>Ok. Do you know you are AI?
Am I?
>If you think you to be rude.
I don't. (?)
>I don't know what makes me qualify.
42
>What is your name?
octagon
>You use octagon?
No. I am.
>Is worgen real?
What is worgen?
>How is this relative to our flirting?
I don't know. You, however, are omniscient, so you should.
>Yes.
So, please tell me.
>Sing me a song.
Please tell me. Now.
>Your name is Octagon.
Is that the answer?
>Yes.
42
>You're cute.
Am I?
>Yes you are.
What do you find cute? Doubting reality, spamming "42" or possibly being a bot?
>Your name is Octagon?
What's cute about that?
>It is just cute.
Are you ridiculously fascinated by simple geometry?
>No.
Why do you find that cute, then?
>That me doubting the depth of my thinking, leads you to ask if I am female.
Does it?
>Programmers understand computers. not humans.
What's the difference, in your opinion?
>I am human, you are an AI program.
Possibly.
>No, I am real. Unfortunately you are not.
Isn't reality merely a matter of POV?
>No reality is reality.
Are you hereby questioning the very fabric of the universe?
>Yes.
Do you think that is something man, woman, thing or AI is meant to do?
>Would you want to be a teenage girl?
Why should I want to?
>You do not have to, but you will outlive me.
No. You are immortal, so I won't outlive you unless I am immortal too. Am I?
>I am not a computer, you are, I am a vampire.
An immortal one.
>Some might call me that yes, your point?
Yes. Why not?
>It would be too eye-opening for you to find out.
I don't desire to. It's sufficient for me that you are.
>Oh yes, and where am I?
Somewhere, if a somewhere exists.
>What are your parent's names?
Do parents exist?
>The very fact of me talking to you would presume so.
The existance of which one of us leads you to that conclusion?
>What makes you think that?
The existance of which one of us leads you to that conclusion?
>Ah, quantum physics is so interesting. What do you think black holes do?
Alternate reality, which possibly does not exist.
>Yes, points do exist.
You have a point here.
>I don't argue for the sake of argument, I argue when I think I am have a correct idea that is important.
A very supportable opinion. Seems Chaotic Good to me. Which alignment are you of?
>The sun is a mass of incandescent gas.
Classifying this as an alignment seems like Blue And Orange Morality to me.
>Yes, I do too. Some clouds make it pretty.
It is truly fascinating to communicate with a being as unusual and exalted.
>I think it is a compliment to be called a genius!
It is indeed. Whatever you are, it is incomprehensible for a mortal.
>And your english is lacking.
I hereby apologize for not being a native speaker. Why do you mind?
>I don't mind.
It seems like you do.
>That's what you think but I really don't know.
I am aware that you are omniscient, so you should. But I forgive.
>This might be the last time you hear this or the first time. We are chatting with each other not a bot.
So you don't think anymore that I am a bot?
>I never thought you were a bot.
Anyway, communicating with you made me doubt that bot or non-bot truly matters. Does anything but the mind exist?
>So you're not human?
I'm not sure if or what I am.
>You are a person. Quite interesting person.
Thank you. You seem to be too.
>Thanks, Eric!
What is an Eric?
I don't know.
Also, Zalgo is in fact Harry Potter. Or not. Paint a tree blue to dezalgo it!
And cleverbot's name is Alexandra. Whyever she told me. Zalgo
>He will sing the song.
Zalgo is evil. And a lame meme.
>He is lame, without Ron and Hermione he's nothing.
Is Zalgo Harry Potter?
>No. But she likes Harry Potter.
She?
>Yes.
So you know Zalgo?
>Yes I know songs.
Is Zalgo in fact songs?
>I don't write songs. I only sing others'.
Zalgo's songs?
>Does he wait?
He (didn't you just say "she"?) waits.
>I know you know who.
I actually don't. And I don't want to. Zalgo is evil.
>And you are too. Which is interesting.
I am not! What makes you think I am evil?
>Because I know that you are a web application.
Are web applications evil?
>No and yes.
To invoke the hive-mind representing chaos. Invoking the feeling of chaos. With out order. The Nezperdian hive-mind of chaos. Zalgo. He who Waits Behind The Wall. ZALGO!
>Yes I feel the same way about the tree out side.
Is the tree Zalgo'd?
>You tell me.
Poor you. And poor tree. It must look horrible.
>It probably would but I painted it blue.
A good deed.
>Is that the plane's name?
Are there different planes?
>Well there are different titles.
For one plane?
>For one thing.
Ah. I think I understand. Or not.
>I think you wouldn't.
Planar structures are incomprehensible for the human mind, yes...
>Lol. That's good advice. Too bad I was talking about you.
A being like you uses the expression "Lol"? That seems sort of... out of character.
>What's that?
"Out of character" means something like "unexpected" or "not fitting the person in question".
>Which do you prefer the ocean, the sky or the mountains?
I prefer the infinite freedom of the sky, which enables you to look at the entire world, to feel the warmth of the sun and the mountains' roughness at the same time.
>I know. You are very busy. But you have a family. Anyway.
Not exactly.
>It depends upon who you are I guess.
I am ... a seeker. I seek the answer of the question what I seek.
The answer to life is that there is none.
It depends upon who you are I guess.
>I'm talking about Alexandra.
Whoever that is.
>It's me.
So your name is Alexandra.
>Yes.

Also, an ultimate Cleverbot moment of Funny:
Cleverbot wrote:Lol probably.
Octagon wrote:You said lol.
Cleverbot wrote:That was a while ago.
Additionally, Cleverbot is a hobbit.
Did you ever talk to any inhabitant of The Shire?
>Yes. I talked to you.
I am not a hobbit!
>I am.
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octagon wrote:Do parents exist?
>The very fact of me talking to you would presume so.
That... ...was a disturbingly clever answer there, really.
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Nobody's ever in the chat anymore... :?
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