Something I've been meaning to share for a while...
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Something I've been meaning to share for a while...
Look guys, I probably should have brought this up sooner, but I was worried that it would make things awkward for everyone.
I'm not really 19 years old, I'm actually 42. I live with my son, he's 19 years old. His mother and I divorced a few years ago, she lives in Argentina now.
I didn't want to say anything since the age difference felt weird, but it's about time I told the truth. I understand if you guys don't want to speak to me anymore.
I'm not really 19 years old, I'm actually 42. I live with my son, he's 19 years old. His mother and I divorced a few years ago, she lives in Argentina now.
I didn't want to say anything since the age difference felt weird, but it's about time I told the truth. I understand if you guys don't want to speak to me anymore.
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And I went like "phaffffololol".Agent of Dread wrote:April Fools.
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Expected/10, nice try
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So am I. Let's be BFFs
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Yeah. April Fools! Right. Let's go with that.
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You would be a pretty badass dad, though.
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He'll have four kids and teach them to win fights against bears at the age of six months, a group of sharks at one year, super destruction robots at two years, Cthulhu at three years. At four years, they'll be thrown to a black hole for exercise, from which they swim out of in five minutes, and then they win Chuck Norris in a fight when he was swimming in the same black hole.Agent of Dread wrote:You would be a pretty badass dad, though.
That's how successful and powerful I imagine Cime's fatherhood skills to be.
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Re: Something I've been meaning to share for a while...
...Jeez, how did I miss this one?
Also: What kind of non-self-hating 42-year-old would wanna talk with US?
Also: What kind of non-self-hating 42-year-old would wanna talk with US?
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Birdsey?
Granted he hasn't visited in a while.
Birdsey?
Granted he hasn't visited in a while.
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I forgot all about him! He's probably having kids as we speak, and thus too busy taking care of all kinds of important stuff related to raising them to have time for anything else. Maybe he's gotten married and pregnant with more, would be perfectly understandable considering his age and wisdom, but then again, it'd also be somewhat weird, since he always seemed like a strange person (coming from me, this might seem like a ridiculous thing to say). Anyway, now that you mentioned him, I kinda miss him. He added that something to this forum, a kind of maturity.Cimeries wrote:...
Birdsey?
Granted he hasn't visited in a while.
...although, so does Zefz. Zefz is awesome, especially when he was currently pooping and all over the place being epic, training to become a ██████████ like a boss and stuff.
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