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Ben Urban

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:10 pm
by Agent of Dread
Okay, so I don't have the specifics, we'll need to get Seanbot in here for more detail, but something's happened to Ben.
Sean said (through Steam) that Ben's gotten in trouble with the law in some way, and that the FBI have confiscated all of his internet passwords or something to that effect - he's not in the chat anymore either.
I'm... kinda worried.
So, discussion? Clues?

Re: Ben Urban

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:03 am
by woodmouse
:shock:
That... That's... Horrible.

I mean, seriously seriously horrible.

...If he's getting killed for something he did... :cry:

...Or wait. Does USA have death penalty?

But anyway... I hope it's not what I think it is. Well, I guess it could be his... you know. Sexuality... :(
Or it could be that he did something... I mean, I remember he said he broke some customer's computer once at work or something, so he could've beaten someone or something... :cry:

If they have all his passwords, the spambots here might be FBI. :shock: That way they could get everyone on these forums arrested of insulting FBI people or something. :o

NOOOOOOOO!!! I... I'm gonna die.

BEEEEEEEEN!!! :cry:

It's like... If it's Ben's sexuality... They wouldn't have the right to arrest him, right? Unless he... Raped someone or something. :shock:

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I DON'T WANT TO THINK BEN'S A RAPIST!!! NOOOOO!!! BEEEEEEEN!!! :cry: :shock: :cry: :shock:

And if it's like something to do with his work (if he even is working at the computer place anymore) I seriously hope he didn't kill anyone or something. :shock:
Ben couldn't... NOOO!!! BEEEEEEEEEN!!! :shock: :cry: :shock: :cry:

I'm 100% worried about Ben. :(

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:55 am
by Shade
...uh, woody? Are you sure you're alright?

I don't know anything about what happened, but I doubt that "discussing" it here without actually knowing what exactly happened is going to help anyone.
Where does Sean know that from anyway? (And why has Sean not been here since like forever?)

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:00 am
by Agent of Dread
Sean probably joined the chat while Ben was on an unregistered nick, or before the 'problem' actually happened, I have no idea. But Woody's off his nut, we talked about it on MSN. I'm suspecting it might have something to do with compromise of security, since Ben loves talking to foreigners...

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:42 pm
by octagon
NOOO!

BEN!!!!!
But I agree with Clonks. Woody, calm down. This doesn't necessarily mean something as horrible.

If they confiscated all his passwords, that sounds like he became suspect of malicious hacking or copyright stuff... This often happens to open source people - it seems to be kind of a stupid prejudice.

I just hope that nothing worse happens to him and that we quickly hear what exactly occured...

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:43 pm
by Agent of Dread
I'm hoping I can get to the penguins soon, since I haven't been able to catch them in the chat recently, because chances are they have more answers.

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:16 pm
by woodmouse
octagon wrote:This often happens to open source people - it seems to be kind of a stupid prejudice.
Really? :o
Why? :o

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:04 pm
by penguinflyer2222
This would be a good time to bring back the chill pill.

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:02 pm
by Ditto
Spoiler: Chill, Man.
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:22 pm
by Maxaxle
Ditto wrote:
Spoiler: Chill, Man.
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Somehow I think that much concentrated chill would be bad for you. 250 mgs is the recommended dose for children and teens, and 500 mgs is the recommended dose for adults, whereas 1000 mgs is the recommended dose for those old guys who yell 'GET OFF MY LAWN'.

Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:12 pm
by penguinflyer2222
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Only PurpleSquerkle knows what's inside.

Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:17 pm
by PurpleSquerkle
I'm pretty confident that I know exactly what this is about (assuming it's true), because I know what Ben is like and I know what the US government is like, and I was always suspicious that this would happen.
It has nothing to do with open sourcery (it's not quite so petty) or compromising security (it's not quite so exciting, either).

Anyway, it's sad...



P.S.: I have to be frank.
It's been too long and I forget what's in the pills.

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 1:23 am
by Agent of Dread
I think I can figure it out now, as well. He's told me a lot about things he does, so I think one of these things fits...

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 2:57 am
by Maxaxle
If he doesn't return in a few more weeks, then call someone he knows. Or maybe he has a Facebook page.

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:13 am
by Agent of Dread
Oh yes, Ben's Facebook is incredibly useful to us if he can't access it.